Topic what is your favorite position?
Posted 27 Jan 2013 22:36
Me on my back with my knees pulled back to my chest as he thrusts deep inside my ass so I can watch him stroke my fat cock.
Topic Proper etiquette...
Posted 27 Jan 2013 21:46
A teacher was trying to teach her kids at school one day about the proper way to use the word "DEFINITELY". She asked the class to give her some examples and she would let them know if it was correct or not.
A little girl in the front one said, "The sky is definitely blue".
"Well," the teacher said, "that's not entirely correct. Sometimes the sky is cloudy and gray."
A little boy in the back said, "Grass is definitely green."
"That's not entirely correct either," the teacher said, "If it doesn't rain, the grass will dry up and become brown."
Another little boy chimed in, "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher was taken back by his rudeness, "No they don't," she responded, "And that's not proper discussion during class."
The kid replied, "Then I definitely shit my pants".
Topic Bacon how do you like it?
Posted 27 Jan 2013 07:35
Not too crispy and not alot of fat................ Also, bacon bits are the fairy dust of bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Topic Put one of yours here...
Posted 26 Jan 2013 15:51
Just a short poem
From me to you
If you don't like my poem
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 26 Jan 2013 15:42
Lazy people piss me off to no end. I work in a hospital setting for Veterans. Most of the people I work with on weekends do as little as possible and don't give a shit about our Veterans. Their job isn't about them but our Veterans. There are so many aspects of my job that I love. I'm a veteran myself and treat the vets how I would want to be treated if I were in the hospital.
Topic Name sounds that you might find comforting
Posted 26 Jan 2013 15:16
1. Listening to a cat purr
2. Light breeze rustling the autumn leaves
3. Waves crashing against the rocks at the beach
4. Winds chimes during a gentle breeze
5. Rain on a tin roof
6. Waterfall
7. Rushing waters while white water rafting
8. Birds singing outside my window early in the morning
9. A babies laugh
10. Water against the boat while on the ocean
And the most comforting sound I like is: The sweet sounds of the Little River Band
Topic the curiouse case of rediculouse me...
Posted 26 Jan 2013 14:33
Just fuck both of them and get it over with. Sex is sex. Forget all the mumbo jumbo of feelings. You have needs and desires you need fulfilled.
Topic what other names do your lover/partner call you?
Posted 26 Jan 2013 14:26
I'm not currenty in a relationship right now but here are some that my previous partners have called me:
1. Yo fucktard
2. Hey Limp Dick
3. Minuteman
4. Quick Draw McGraw
5. Spunky Monkey
And last but not least................
6. Cock Master
Topic Do you believe in Ghosts
Posted 25 Jan 2013 14:48
I've witnessed ghostly apparitions as a child and in my adult life. I lived in a haunted house in Denver and seen my mother pushed down a flight of stairs. She had two broken legs out of the ordeal. While living there I saw faucets come on by themselves, in the sink and in the bathtub. Sounds of a woman crying would echo throughout the
house after midnight. I was scared to death and was glad when we finally moved out. I've seen apparitions of my grandmother and grandfather during different points in my life. There are things in life we cannot explain. I know firsthand that angels and demons dwell among us during our every day lives whether we choose to accept it or not.
Topic Whats more attractive younger women or older women ?
Posted 24 Jan 2013 15:41
There is no argument to be had here. Older women are much better. They know what they want and don't have to whine every fucking second of their lives. Older women are sexier and much more in tune with their bodies.
Topic bj with rubber
Posted 24 Jan 2013 15:33
I prefer mouth to skin contact when sucking a cock. I've never given a blowjob where someone was wearing a condom. If I had to, I'd just flip it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.................
Topic which do you think is the better movie
Posted 24 Jan 2013 15:25
Both were very good movies but I'd have to weigh in on the side of Stephen King. But not for the Shawshank Redemption but for The Shining. The Shining is my all time favorite movie and nothing comes close to it.
Topic worst band in history
Posted 24 Jan 2013 15:18
Ok I need to amend my choice. I originally stated that the Eurythmics were the worst band ever. But when I reach down and grab my crotch and state: "Sweet dreams are made of this" doesn't sound so bad. So ongoing with my thought process -- The new and worst band ever to step out on a stage is "WANG CHUNG". Hell, they didn't even know what kind of music they played. I went to see them in San Diego and they were booed off the stage.
Topic GUYS ONLY! Please help....
Posted 22 Jan 2013 18:11
If you know he is being secretive and doesn't want to share with you then get rid of the asshole. He isn't worth it. You deserve so much better and your happiness will not start until YOU do something about it.
I wish you only happiness hon..........
Topic lesbian storyline
Posted 22 Jan 2013 17:57
She's your worst enemy and you find yourself locked in the library together. Take it from there babe............
Topic First sexual experience?
Posted 22 Jan 2013 15:42
I was 18 and had joined the military. Was stationed in APG, Maryland and was heading back to the barracks. Hailed a cab and this girl asked if she could share with me. As we drove she placed her hand on my thigh and asked if I wanted to go to a hotel room with her. It was one of the hottest sexual experiences I've ever had.