Forum posts made by dirtymartini

Looks like Maggie Rascal did an interview...she mentions a famous blue site btw...

Internationally acclaimed writer M.P.Witwer, a former journalist speaks her heart out, regarding “Twist of Fate”, a charitable global anthology
http://kiritisengupta.wordpress.com/2013/06/19/internationally-acclaimed-writer-m-p-witwer-a-former-journalist-speaks-her-heart-out-regarding-twist-of-fate-a-charitable-global-anthology/

Here's a new fashion trend I'm quite sure my Lush friends here won't want to miss out on...the C-String...

C-String? More like WTF-String
http://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburns/2013/06/c-string/

And yes, they make them for guys as well...check it out my trend-setting Lush friends...

http://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburns/files/2013/06/Screen-shot-2013-06-17-at-9.38.00-PM.png

The Fabulous Thunderbirds - My Baby

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Wa9ZJS8KEnA

Last summer, Jack and Jasinda Wilder and their five children were deep in a financial crisis. In desperation, the couple self-published a series of steamy romance novels that started picking up followers online. In a year, the rookie authors had sold more than a million e-books. Anthony Mason reports...

CBS News - Couple reeling from recession rewrites story, publishes romance novels
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50149108n&tag=api

Has there been one made specifically for erotica friendly sites? That's the issue with most of those places.

Yeah, that is a tricky one...I agree...certainly if I see a list of erotica friendly review sites, I'll most definitely post it here...I just happened to come across this earlier...somebody posted it in another forum...

"Where Writers Win's Ultimate List of Book Review Websites"...a pretty decent list, in spreadsheet form...

A lot of lists of review sites I've seen are not particularly up to date, but this one looks pretty good...check it out my published book-writing Lush friends...

Where Writers Win's Ultimate List of Book Review Websites
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ag_8yndH90xCdF9tWk1SbUZYYWctaWtaY2F1UFg4LUE#gid=0

I just heard back from them, and they took down the plagiarized copy of my story at my request. Maybe they're not so bad.

I've heard good things about Wattpad, they're supposed to be a very rapidly growing site, aimed mainly at younger readers...

Your plagiarism checker link ain't working for me btw...I was wondering what that was about...

The Byrds - Hey Joe (Monterey Pop Festival, 1967)

http://www.youtube.com/embed/_Q976FssZCo

This seems like a good enough thread to post this...

Here's a Facebook change I can live with...#Facebook has announced its support of #hashtags as of today as matter of fact...so, go out and start hashing it up my Lush friends...

Facebook adds hashtags, mends missing link to pop culture
http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57588974-93/facebook-adds-hashtags-mends-missing-link-to-pop-culture/

Well...it looks like the cover has been revealed for Twist of Fate , the anthology put together by Indies In Action to help victims of the Oklahoma tornados...

I'm proud to say that a number of my author friends contributed to this great cause, including Lush's very own Magnificent1Rascal, who is also one of my fellow moderators over on that fine blue site known as Stories Space btw...speaking of which, I know Hulya Yilmaz, also a member of that classy site contributed as well...I have a feeling there are more contributors from the Lush Family of Fine Story Sites , but details are a bit sketchy at the moment...stay tuned to these here pages for more details as they unfold my friends...

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/5757_619579984721926_575083745_n.jpg

Creedence Clearwater Revival - I Heard It Through The Grapevine...1970...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ss0kXPOFtuE

So I'm asking you... Please?

Wouldn't one arm always be used to hold a Ginga? Something like this, I would think...

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/94788794-childs-hand-holding-gingerbread-man-near-thinkstock.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=1B49275C403CF3A87C17301ADB0964E92582A3A58CFAF6476CC8EF6E9197D1F4E30A760B0D811297

Need a potato?
Just go visit my Lush page,
Oh, do I have them.

Yeah, this pretty much sums up my mood for today...or any other day for that matter...

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/999274_484588354943947_1354460892_n.jpg

On the other hand, there are men who impersonate women in order to hook up with other lesbian or bisexual women to create steamy girl on girl sex scenes.

Funny, I wrote a whole story about that a few years ago...didn't work out real well for the guy in the story though...

SilkPanties22 (Fourth stab at humor in sex)
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/silkpanties22-fourth-stab.aspx

Yeah, I have no idea why a guy would use a female avatar on his profile...you would think there was an Attention Whore contest going on or something...

Good Evening my Lushketeer friends...is that Savanna I see here gracing this fine establishment with her lovely presence? Long time, no see there...I see you couldn't tear yourself away...yeah, I know the feeling...

Rump...pour a couple of tall glasses of your finest alcohol with assorted impurities and slide a glass in front of myself and Miss Savanna...I think she probably needs a drink after being away so long...heck, I know I do anyway...just, um, put it on somebody's tab for now...after all, what's a few bucks between friends, right?

Anyway, yeah good to see you back in this place Miss Savanna...we got a lot to catch up on, not sure where to start, but hang out here long enough and you'll figure most of it out...

Yeah, not much has changed as far as this crowd goes...same cheap watered down booze and slow service...Coma and Tose are still sitting in the same seats as when you last saw them two years ago...btw, nice of you to join us over on the blue site...now that's a classy site, that there blue site is...no bar over there though, strictly brown baggin' it, but we survive nicely...

Yeah, we try to keep it a class act over there...not saying whether it's high class or low class...but, it definitely has class...

Anyway...let me get back over there and do my hall patrol duties...make sure nobody's running through the forum with scissors...that sort of thing...see y'all later...

Thanks for the drinks there Reverend Rump...much obliged...

Cheers,
Alan.

I've opened my private gallery up so people can see my boobies and pink bits, here: http://www.lushstories.com/nicola/black-label/

You know, if you keep doing stuff like that...you just might win the Attention Whore comp yourself...

You might have to change your forum rank then...hmmm...would Lush Matriarchal Attention Whore fit?

Not sure if everyone's aware, but Author Central on Amazon lets you see your whole sales rank history in graph form now, for each of your books btw...makes me realize I need to find a way to get mine selling during the year, and not just after it's released, and Christmas time...one can hope anyway...

But yeah...anyone here with a Lush eBook, for instance, can log into Author Central and get their whole history for different periods...two week, month, six month, lifetime...that sort of thing...

You can do it for any book you're listed as being in as well...for me, the only Lush eBook I can see the history for is the first one btw...

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/936704_527011867360134_846998365_n.jpg

Here you go - everyone should make sure their animations are 150px or less, otherwise the inbuilt resizer program on lush, will create a still image instead:



Alright...thanks Nic...I should have at least 10 million views to my page by the end of the month now...

Speaking of my page, have you checked it out lately? I have more potatoes on my page than a farmers market...and I'm not even the one who won the potato...

Alan, resize the animation to 150x150px.



Hmmm, thanks Nic...btw, what would be the easiest way to resize it? Could I use Paint, for instance?

Wow...I am pleased to announce that this book is out now...and you can purchase a print copy for a mere $12.00...or you can download an e-copy for a price that's rather hard to beat... Free! ...

Yes, you read that correctly my Lushketeer friends... Free ...even I can afford that btw...heck, there might even be that much money in the register over at Rump's...

Here's the link for anyone here who wants to dig deep and part with zero dollars...

Inner Child Press - Anthologies Sales Specials
http://www.innerchildpress.com/anthologies-sales-special.php

Notice also that as you go through the names in the Table of Contents, you may see a few you will recognize from both this site and the sister site...famous erotic authors such as Laura Lee Sweet, Sherzahd, Alicia C. Cooper, um...myself...and a ton of others way too numerous to list in this here space...

Actually, for me anyway, it looks like a list of people on my friends list on the Lush sites and Facebook...but, anyway...check it out my friends...and the print version makes a great gift for that special someone...

you have very nice breasts, Alan. when did you grow them?

Ha Ha...actually, I picked them out of a potato field, if that makes any sense...if not, check out my page these days...

Yeah, I just had the urge to change my profile picture...no particular reason, just thought it might be nice to change things up a bit...

And btw...they're supposed to bounce a bit, or something...but, the bounce ain't working...speak to Gav for me, will ya? This is important stuff here...


http://upload.lushstories.com/1421878065-Stripper Gif2a.gif

OMG! Gav, please help immediately...I don't know what happened, but suddenly there was this big flash of light...and then my whole page just disappeared, like it burst into flames or something...

Please, check it out ASAP...thanks...

Lush Stories - Profile page for DirtyMartini
http://www.lushstories.com/dirtymartini

http://25.media.tumblr.com/653d1f80056e622222b68db446feb845/tumblr_mg9y9y9Awa1qjnqapo1_1280.gif

Come on, this is the internet, haven't you got any grumpy cats or frogs or something?

Hmmm...you know, come to think of it, you are so correct...I really should know better...

I did add some really cool music videos...for instance, it looks like a certain potato we know may have a career as a rock star...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/hUhK8sS9gnY

did i win yet?

Why, yes you did as matter of fact...I posted the big announcement on my page earlier...it should be right next to the lesbian pajama party videos, for anyone who may be interested in that sort of thing...

Lush Stories - DirtyMartini
http://www.lushstories.com/dirtymartini

A new game in town,
It's Porn Star Or Potato,
Can you handle it?

http://www.youtube.com/embed/GMNaERiOywk

Yeah, I have to say that I am continually amazed at some of the stuff I come across on the internet...just when you think you've seen it all...well, something you find on the net will prove that apparently you haven't...

On the plus side, the internet can be a very valuable and informative tool...with some really useful and meaningful sites that truly benefit society and mankind in general...like the site that Jeff just posted here...and thanks Jeff...

Just sort of bumping this one...note that I am now Featured Author of the Week over here, and btw...don't know if I mentioned it, but there is a cover contest going on...it'll be going on all year btw...so, if you feel real generous today, you can give my cover a nice, fat, juicy 5-star vote...you have to click on the green arrow next to where it says "Image Rating" in order to vote...I know that's not immediately obvious, but such is life...

AUTHORSdB > Cover Contest > Other > I Often Wonder: a collection of poetry and prose
http://www.authorsdb.com/book-cover-awards/other/i-often-wonder-a-collection-of-poetry-and-prose-256

Feel free to enter your own covers btw...eBooks are welcome as well...I forget what you win...I think it's a year of free publicity or something, which could be potentially lucrative...

Yeah, got this notice earlier today...and a Badge should be forthcoming soon...

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If they can see them, they can copy them.


Yeah, you can take a screen shot whether you have a cell phone or not...it doesn't take a whole lot of high-tech know how either...I did it with my netbook, just to show it could be done...

My money is on Alan for the guys! That man sure has learnt the networking ropes over the last few years...



Uh oh...I heard my name...

You know, I really don't know much about this stuff Nic...heck, I couldn't even win a potato in the last contest...I do think that the key to this Attention Whore thing is to post lots of sexy videos on your page though...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/xY9Qi0F5GAw