Forum posts made by dirtymartini

I believe bicycles have the right of way...so, I would let her go ahead for as long as she wants...

Reminds me of the two blondes that went out hunting and came across some tracks...
They were standing there trying to decide whether they were bear tracks or deer tracks...
In the meantime, the train came along and ran them over...

Somebody must get turned on by it or the "loving wives" category would not be so incredibly popular...I think second only to incest on Lush...and I have a "loving wife" story with more views than my recent incest story...so, someone finds it a turn-on...perhaps not actually doing it, but the fantasy of it...

I definitely should have voted "No" on this one...I think there is a reason why there are erotic story sites and erotic pictures sites. I think there is a reason other sites don't allow it, and I would hate to have to see Lush learn that lesson the hard way...
I do think being able to create a folder of pics in your profile with the story name and possibly providing a link to it in the story would work...anything beyond that is a possible recipe for disaster...
Later,
Alan.

I'd say "yes" to this, but as Nicola points out, it would have to be limited to stock images and hopefully people won't get carried away with the idea at first...you have to limit the number of images per story...I can imagine what some people will start to submit...


I agree, maybe just one images per story, to many will take your mind of the story. Okay Alan I know it is only me who will be staring at the pictures instead of reading.

LOL...I agree about a limit...one per story is a bit strict, but if you don't put a limit people will be submitting a bunch of pictures with captions...that defeats the whole purpose of an "erotic story" site...
I'm almost thinking I should have voted "No" on this one...I have seen people put pictures in their profiles that relate to their stories...I know someone on another site that creates a whole folder of pictures named after their latest story...that works great...you can read the story without distraction and refer to the pics later. I think Lush would be better off offering the capability for members to create separate folders of pics in their profiles, like some sites do, than being able to put the pics directly in the story...I think the latter is just potentially opening up a can of worms...
Just my opinion,
Alan.

But you so love the can of worms, I know seen it too. It is like a trill for you watching the worms.

LOL...I'd rather watch you wiggle around Savanna...any day...that's my thrill...

I'd say "yes" to this, but as Nicola points out, it would have to be limited to stock images and hopefully people won't get carried away with the idea at first...you have to limit the number of images per story...I can imagine what some people will start to submit...


I agree, maybe just one images per story, to many will take your mind of the story. Okay Alan I know it is only me who will be staring at the pictures instead of reading.

LOL...I agree about a limit...one per story is a bit strict, but if you don't put a limit people will be submitting a bunch of pictures with captions...that defeats the whole purpose of an "erotic story" site...
I'm almost thinking I should have voted "No" on this one...I have seen people put pictures in their profiles that relate to their stories...I know someone on another site that creates a whole folder of pictures named after their latest story...that works great...you can read the story without distraction and refer to the pics later. I think Lush would be better off offering the capability for members to create separate folders of pics in their profiles, like some sites do, than being able to put the pics directly in the story...I think the latter is just potentially opening up a can of worms...
Just my opinion,
Alan.

The whole subject of backing up your work is a good one...like Bikebum says...The problem with flash drives though, is that they're so damn small, they can get lost...one of the top authors here recently could not find the most recent chapter of his story because he stored it on a flash drive and couldn't find the flash drive! Fortunately, he had sent me a draft and I still had it in my inbox...he was able to make the changes again and post it...
I would recommend CDs over tiny flash drives for that reason...lol...
Later,
Alan.

Hey Scorpio...consider it a lesson learned...you have to save everything frequently when you deal with the net...like Nicola, I do everything in Word and save it often...I often put a lot of time into my stories, I can spend an hour on one paragraph...plus, I need the spell-check...
Even when I post comments here, if it is a long comment, I will select it and hit "copy" before hitting the post button...I have had too many things get lost because of faulty connections...
Shame you had to learn the hard way, but like I say...at least you learned...
Later,
Alan.

I'd say "yes" to this, but as Nicola points out, it would have to be limited to stock images and hopefully people won't get carried away with the idea at first...you have to limit the number of images per story...I can imagine what some people will start to submit...

WOW...Shameless, once again I am impressed...you even found a picture of two redheads kissing...
In honor of your consistently going above and beyond the call of duty in a Lush forum, I am bestowing upon you the first-ever Exakta66 Medal Of Honor...
Wear it with pride my brother...and keep the pics coming...
Later,
Alan.

Hey Rumple...I have to admit I agree with you about the number of views/votes being down on new stories...I recently posted my incest story, which is not really an incest story, and it got viewed less than my last first-time story, which is not really a first time story...
Go figure...maybe I'm just not really here...
Have to go start on Chapter 2 of "A Family Reunion"...maybe if I put some incest in my incest story, that will work...

Alan

Hey Shameless...I think the only thing missing is a built-in ashtray and coffee cup holder...

Where can I get one of those???

WOW! Shameless for President...I'm serious...
Nice work son.

Savanna, you get that whip out and tell 'em what YOU want.

Oh Yes Rocco you know I will some rope too. we all set

Oooh Savanna...I didn't know you were into that sort of thing...I'll have to tell xbob to re-write the story...

Nice paint job on the girls.

Yes, I can see a career as a painter in my future...

Never stopped in here before...so, I guess I have to post something...
Why don't you all read my new story that should be up tonight...my first incest story, written especially for Lush Stories...it is also my first multi-part story...Chapt. 1 should post soon...
How's that???
Later,
Alan.

BTW, Rumple...I want to thank you for suggesting my new signature line...I think it is very fitting and looks quite nice...

Here's another girl I found hanging out outside the bar...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/478-iwmaudfegfasqscyesbkyifiqgggwwqg.jpg

NO $hit

I kind of like this one:

"In Guam it’s forbidden for female virgins to marry. For this reason, some men travel the countryside deflowering virgins as a full-time job."

A career change might do me good...

Something tells me that's not a growing occupation.Too many DIY-types around these days.

Rumple Foreskin


That's probably why my high school guidance counselor never mentioned it...

I kind of like this one:

"In Guam it’s forbidden for female virgins to marry. For this reason, some men travel the countryside deflowering virgins as a full-time job."

A career change might do me good...

Congratulations, Alan. You are a pornographer's, pornographer.

Hey, how much do you think it would cost to get that put on a T-shirt??? In one of my stories, I use the phrase "Internet porn...it's not going to write itself"...words to live by...
Heck, if I know. But now that you mention it, that might make a good quote for your sig line.

Rumple Foreskin

You know Rumple, I had a feeling that someday you would be useful...I couldn't for the life of me figure out how until now...
Now, if I can just figure out how to do that...can't be hard...

I have to say that I have my stories posted on eleven sites, and yes, I have a couple cheating wife stories...and I have got a few negative messages and comments, but it always seems to be when the story first posts, and only on the "biggest" sites...the "hate mail" isn't always limited to that category and I tend to think there are people who go around leaving negative comments and sending hate mail when stories first get posted because they really have nothing else to do except read the latest story posts and leave negative comments...and somehow they get something out of it...
I also have to say that the "cheating wife/wife lovers" category gets a lot of views...I get more views, and positive feedback, in that category than any other...
So, I just take the good with the bad...or bad with the good...you know what I mean...
Later,
Alan.

Just eight categories for me so far:

Anal
BDSM
First Time
Love Poems
Masturbation
Oral Sex
Straight Sex
Taboo



Only eight...you slacker...get working girl...

Dont work her so hard Exakta66 she needs to rest inbetween. Oh and I have only one, Love story.

You are just a love story personified girl...don't ever forget it...

Congratulations, Alan. You are a pornographer's, pornographer.

Hey, how much do you think it would cost to get that put on a T-shirt??? In one of my stories, I use the phrase "Internet porn...it's not going to write itself"...words to live by...

Just eight categories for me so far:

Anal
BDSM
First Time
Love Poems
Masturbation
Oral Sex
Straight Sex
Taboo



Only eight...you slacker...get working girl...

I am up to fifteen (15)...count 'em...only took me 52 tries...
19 Oct 2009 BDSM 52 4.7 86658
Exhibitionism
First Time
Group Sex
Incest
Interracial
Love Poems
Love Stories
Mature
Oral Sex
Reluctance
Straight Sex
Toys
Voyeur
Wife Lovers

Hey Rumple...I read your little speech at the beginning of this thread and it said something about it being a place to pimp a story...
Well, me being a pimp from way back, just thought I'd mention that I have a new story that will be ready for submission tonight...actually it's almost done...just taking my last coffee break...
This will be the fifteenth category that I have infected with my misuse of the English language. My latest venture is into the incest category...a rarity here at Lush, I know...
The question is, "Is it really incest if you don't know she's your sister?"
Find out all that and more, by reading "A Family Reunion Chapt 1 (Growing up with Marcy)" making it's debut here on this fine upstanding site known as Lush Stories...
Tag line includes, but is not limited to: sister, step-sister, threesome, mff, ffm, sex, whatever
Be the first on your block to read this future classic piece of erotic literature...
Oh, and thanks for the advert space...just put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.

Hey Rumple...I have to say I'm surprised that this place is still in business after, what is it, a week now? I'm sure this place would be condemned by some agency designed to protect the public from themselves, but rumor has it no inspector would be caught dead here...or maybe it is a tribute to your skill in the fine art of bribery...either way, congratulations are in order...
That said, I have a story for you:

A hippopotamus walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "That will be $7.50 please" says the bartender. So the hippo gives the bartender his money and starts to sip his beer. "You know we don't very many hippos in here" mutters the bartender.

The hippo replies, "At these prices it's no wonder!"

Oh well...they can't all be winners...
On another note...if you want to read a good story, read xbob's latest, "The Beckwith Affair"...it's all about the search for some shady character named Alan Jankowski...judging by the story, he sounds like real trouble if you ask me...
I would promote my latest story...but it's not out yet...that should change soon...
Later,
Alan.