Forum posts made by dirtymartini

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 16 Mar 2010 13:06

Here is a picture I found to go with my nurse story...just in case your imagination isn't enough...
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/487-000213_004.jpg

Topic The women in lingerie thread
Posted 16 Mar 2010 13:01

I think there's some lingerie here...nice pics anyway...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/176-000122_009.jpg
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/974-000122_025.jpg
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/986-000122_029.jpg
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/657-000122_042.jpg

Topic I found Bunny12
Posted 16 Mar 2010 12:37

Well this was meant infun ,, I guess not !!

Hey...I like it, I approve...then again, I pretty much approve of all your posts Mr. Shameless...

Topic I found Bunny12
Posted 16 Mar 2010 12:34

I didnt know she was lostdontknow


laughing6

Topic how many people
Posted 16 Mar 2010 12:29

I think the number of people you have sex with only matters if you are doing them all at the same time...and then, of course it only matters in determining what size room to rent...

a king bed will fit in most any room... you can stack all the way to the ceiling in one... happy birthday Alan...

Thank you Larry...and you sound like you talk from experience...3601

Topic how many people
Posted 16 Mar 2010 12:18

I think the number of people you have sex with only matters if you are doing them all at the same time...and then, of course it only matters in determining what size room to rent...

Topic Babes on bikes
Posted 16 Mar 2010 11:20

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/904-2girls-motorcycle.jpg
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/209-4harley-girl-24.jpg

Topic Babes on bikes
Posted 16 Mar 2010 10:49

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/10-motorcyclegirl.jpg

Topic Babes on bikes
Posted 16 Mar 2010 10:42

Here you go...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/504-alex-bigdog-01-570.jpg
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/861-alex-bigdog-02-570.jpg
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/806-alex-bigdog-04-570.jpg

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 16 Mar 2010 10:21

Wow LadyX...thanks for the cake...I would have helped you carry it, but I was a bit tired after my "present"...and thanks again for that...
The entertainer does indeed look very entertaining...
Funny you should mention the neighborhood here...that's one of the reasons I rarely leave Rumplebations...I'm afraid to walk outside...
Thanks again,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic The perfect ass thread [PICS]
Posted 16 Mar 2010 10:05

I'm speechless at the moment...anyone know how I can set this thread as my home page???

Topic Sexy women and food
Posted 16 Mar 2010 09:54

OMG, I so want to be a grape right now. drunken

I wouldn't mind being a strawberry either...nice thread here...woman and food may be my two favorite things...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 16 Mar 2010 07:40

Morning, Lusty Lushers. Got a mess of Irish Coffee for those so inclined plus a pot of Louisiana dark roast for the traditionalist among us.

No doubt about it, LadyX can ever-you-more motivate.

Al, Iin case Alan comes dragging up later today, 'll have that drink waiting for him down at the end of the bar--next to the aging prune danish and the latest issue of, Progressive Pervert Monthly.

Rumple Foreskin rr



In case Alan comes draggin up, eh??? What do you think, I sold my seat at the bar? Believe me, it's not like a seat on the Stock Exchange...it just ain't worth that much...not that I tried, you understand.
Yes, I'll take that drink...assuming nobody else drank it on me...
I agree LadyX is a great motivator...one of the best I've seen...
And, um, pass over that latest issue of PPM...you can leave it in the plain brown wrapper, I'll take it out...
Finally, the green for St. Pat's day...at least that's what Rump tells me they are...prune danishs I will have to pass on...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 16 Mar 2010 03:23

Wow, LadyX...you sure know how to perk up a guy on his birthday...though I like that part about my tab at Rumplebations being absolved...
I just want to state for the record, that since it is my birthday...I will allow anyone here to buy me a drink...
That said, I have to say, as a a guy who likes to climb...I really like the view there LadyX...
Oh yeah...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Mar 2010 21:08

Hey Rumpster...I hate to admit it, but I agree with just about everything you just said...especially about if you and I can end up in the money, anyone can do it...
Though, it may be getting tougher...since I joined this fine site known throughout the free world and beyond as Lush Stories, I have made a fairly serious effort to bring over my favorite authors...the latest I have brought over in the last couple months are BigRod, Older-Wiser13, Scooter (sorry, couldn't help it), NobeUddy and most recently, one of my all time faves, Rockuson, who has been a big influence on me...
Only have a couple hold-outs, including my all time favorite author who goes by the name of Stephykat69...she told me she would check the place out, but that was six months ago...
If she does not join on her own accord, I am seriously thinking about going out to Washington state where she lives, kidnapping her and bringing her here to Lush...
Do you think she would fit in at Lush?
Oh, did I mention her first story was an incest story??? Ah, a mother-daughter incest story...all her stories are girl-girl...it's good that she wrote it on computer because if she did it on paper it would just ignite...
I will get her over here...if it's the last thing I do...
But...competition is good...keeps me on my toes...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Mar 2010 20:40

Good evening fine people of Lush...looking over those fine examples of femaleness, I think I have to agree with the other Al and go with number 1...then again I really have nothing against 2 through 4, but I'll go with 1 tonight...
So, who said they were buying drinks??? Al and Lady??? I'll stay here all night...I have no place else to go...just finished a story...
Btw, did I ever tell you what my favorite liquor is??? That's right, free liquor...been a long time fave...
Yeah, I'll just pull my bar stool up to the bar and rest a while...
Oh, bartender...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Mar 2010 16:25

Hey Rump...here is a question for you...you're married to a nurse, so you might know...
Are nurse fantasies popular??? My latest story is getting a surprising number of views on here, considering it is in the straight sex category, which normally nobody cares about on here...
I mean, it is only like 200 views behind my latest incest story...who would have guessed??? It is just something I thought up during a recent doctor visit...the nurses were Hot, so I came up with this while sitting in the waiting room...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Mar 2010 16:19

So...you're putting all these pics up on the walls, right??? These walls really do need something...a little Spackle and paint would be a start...
When was the last time this place was painted anyway? Actually, that is something I really don't need to know...
While you're still awake I will take another drink though...just, um, put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Things that just piss you off
Posted 15 Mar 2010 16:14

People who write text language in everyday use. cussing

Yes...text language confuses the Hell out of me...I asked this girl what "IDK" stands for...she said "I don't know"...
I said "Damn, no one does..."
Later,
Alan.
occasion5
And yes...text language can piss anyone off...especially if you are over the age of 20...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Mar 2010 16:09

Hey Mr. Rumpskin...don't get any ideas about hanging me now...though you could probably find a certain amount of public support...
Btw, I've been told I was "hung" before...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Mar 2010 15:50

Wow, Shameless...where is that bar??? I mean I like Rumplebations and all, but it's nice to try new places once in a while...
Btw, welcome back...the place just wasn't the same without you...Rumple kept trying to say it was better, but I disagreed...know that you were missed those three hours that you actually left Lush...
Nice picture, btw...did I say that??? And seriously, where is that bar????
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Any story edit will pull your story off the site until it is checked again
Posted 15 Mar 2010 15:41

Hey Gypsy...I'm glad Will agrees that most Americans would have understood perfectly what I was saying...it is hard for me to write otherwise...
My whole series of stories that I've posted originally under the screen name 67Goat may not be fully understood by readers outside the US...they are very American stories. I created the 67Goat screen name on another site because I wanted to write a small series of stories set back in the sixties and I am not old enough. I don't write well in third person, so 67Goat is a 63 year-old married man who has been married over 30 years to the same woman. This allowed me to not only do the two stories I had planned, "A Night To Remember" and "Love And Haight" but also to finish "Sexual Healing" which I started back in October as a third person Exakta66 story...Just the screen name 67Goat may not be understood by most of the world...a "Goat" is a slang term for a Pontiac GTO, an American muscle car of the sixties...the whole Haight-Ashbury thing is very sixties American...but, that was the idea...
I can tell you that the stories did very well over there...67Goat hit the number one spot on the Hottest Author list on the site I started on...with Wayne's (xbob) character Ernest right behind, btw...
As far as the use of the vertical pronoun, I usually only consider how many times I start sentences with it, not the total count...I realize that my writing is not perfect, but I believe it has come a long way in the eleven months I have been doing this...
Thanks for your thoughts though...I really do appreciate constructive criticism...even if it is not always what I want to hear...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic Any story edit will pull your story off the site until it is checked again
Posted 15 Mar 2010 08:52

Btw, Gypsy...so you don't think I'll get the Nobel prize for erotic story writing this year???...darn, you just ruined my day...

Topic Any story edit will pull your story off the site until it is checked again
Posted 15 Mar 2010 08:50

Gee, thanks Gypsy for putting it all in perspective...but, who says I go out the door with my pants up and my shirt tucked in??? You're making assumptions...and you know what happens then...
Btw...I read the first paragraph of my latest story about six times, if not more...I spend a lot of time on the first paragraph, after that the rest sort of falls into place...anyway, sure as the sun comes up...wouldn't you know, as many times as I read it...it was not until it posted that someone pointed out the repitition of the word "he" in the last sentence...
I will never be able to proofread my own stories...
Later,
Alan.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Mar 2010 07:38

Hey...me again, if you want to read a well-written nicely detailed sex story...read Rockuson's stories (I was going to say read one of mine, but that never works)...Mark is one of my top two or three favorite authors, he is actually my favorite male author and I recently got him over here...
It is probably no coincidence that I read his latest he just posted the day before I wrote "A Family Reunion Chapt. 2"...but, I did have the plot worked out long before I read it...
Just a tip for today...
Later,
Alan.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Mar 2010 07:30

Morning Mr. Skin...you say that danish is only a day old??? From the looks of it I think it is starting to fement...and I bet you're going to tell me you dyed it green for St. Pat's day...yeah, right...
I will take a cup of coffee though...and a shot of whatever cheap booze happened to fall off a truck recently, as seems to be the way this place works...
And btw...I think that abbreviation needs to be abbreviated...LLOWBB??? How do you remember all that?
Later,
Alan.
occasion5
Oh PS: The electricity and internet are back on...I no longer have to sneak into some hotel lobby in the next town to grab a wi-fi connection...ah, here's a toast to modern conveniences...

Topic An Atheist in the Woods
Posted 14 Mar 2010 19:41

Oh, I always say Grace before I eat...lol, even put it in a story...in fact, I not only say Grace...I've been known to get down on my knees and pray...
Nice joke Savanna...even if I probably heard it before you were born...laughing6
See ya,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 14 Mar 2010 19:29

Grape Kool-Aide, eh Right Rev Rump? Hope it's not left over from fellow Reverend Jim Jone's last family gathering...
Yes, Mr. Shameless has indeed made his triumphant return...well, he's back anyway...I think he was gone all of 2hrs. 43min. and 21 sec the last I heard...but, who's counting...
I am currently without electricity or phone (OK, I have a cell) or internet or anything else resembling modern 21st century conveniences...however, I was able to duck into a hotel lobby and steal, I mean borrow a wi-fi signal to post my latest adventure story Healthcare Reform (A nurse fantasy) coming to an erotic story site near you...oh wait, it is right here on this quality site commonly known throughout the free world and beyond as Lush Stories right now...almost forgot...
And yes, the story was indeed inspired by a recent doctor visit the other day...you can see how my mind works...if you haven't figured it out by now...
Someone sent me a note of congrats on figuring out single handedly the solution to the nations health care problem...Obama administration take note...
Now that my shameless story plug is done...how 'bout a drink Mr. Right Rev Rump 4skin???
I could use one...really...
Later,
Alan.
occasion5

Topic 12 Italian priest
Posted 14 Mar 2010 14:24

Fukin too funny Babie!
here's to all the gay priest out there: bootyshake

Scooter...you are nuts man...I heard you used to be an alter boy...

Topic Any story edit will pull your story off the site until it is checked again
Posted 13 Mar 2010 10:35

then read them again. Then again . Then submit.

I do, I do...but, like I say..my mind sort of corrects the errors in my head, because I know what it is I wanted to say...
Just an interesting side note...the person who caught the "can" instead of "came" error is member Scooter...which is funny, because he has been known to have spelling errors in his titles...



That is the reason why it helps to have someone else proof-read what you have written. The person proof-reading isn't yet familiar with the text, doesn't know what the author wanted to say, but didn't say clearly, and errors in spelling and grammar often seem to leap out at him or her. I've done plenty of it for other people, so I know what it's like, but have to leave my own writing for a while before being able to proof-read it and catch my mistakes. So, try leaving your stories for a day or two after writing them, then proof-read them, rather than submitting them for the Mods right away, if that's what you usually do.

That is a good idea, and might do me good...but I don't always do what might do me good...
I have a bad habit of posting my stories without even reading them...as soon as I type the last word and put the date, I post them on another site where they post immediately but have a 24 hour editing period. Then I read them and correct anything I or others may find...it's usually not much, I consider myself fairly careful...I think my mistake is that I usually submit them to Lush almost immediately after I post on the other site...that is something I should change...
I have to admit I get anxious to submit them...and move on to the next story...
But your advice is good...I just have to follow it...hmmm....
But posting on the other site with the editing period first is a good thing because otherwise I might not find someone who wants to read my stories right away.
Later,
Alan.