Forum posts made by dirtymartini

Lush Stories contest
Chance to win a potato
Send your story now

Good Evening My Lushketeer Friends...ah yes, we did indeed lower our standards over on the blue site by publishing your story Reverend, of course, your modest bribe may or may not have been an influence...

Speaking of modest bribes...ahem...been working hard all day reading contest entries over on the blue site, and I'm not at liberty t to say for sure, but buying me a tall mug of Beaver Breath may or may not result in one's contest entry ending up in the winner's circle...

(Looks around the room at this group of broke bums and realizes I might have to buy my own drink, a fate worse than mere death)

Hmmm...well, in that case, if there are no takers...slide me over a tall bottle of Beaver Breath Rump...looks like I'm going to have to vote myself the winner over on SS...I'll pay you back after Lisa sends me the check...

And a big congrats on your win over here Miss Mazza, haven't had time to read anything over here in a while...heck, I'm so busy lately I barely have time to drink...and that's pretty serious...

Btw, what did you win...a potato?

Cheers,
Alan.

Yeah, he looks a bit moody to me!

I heard that Crazy-D...probably has something to do with having to judge the contest over there...

Btw, do you think anyone would notice if I voted myself the winner? Just a thought...

I think one of my imaginary friends might know...but, we're not really talking at the moment...

I'm starting to think he has issues...

When she boards a round trip flight from Boston, D.C., Sacramento or Chicago and flies to your hometown to live out, in person with you - the fantasy of a scenario you implanted into her mind a few days or weeks before.



Lol...btw, how's that working out for you Jeff?

I tend to agree with AndrewKitty...I think if someone says they read your story again and again, it's a rather high compliment...

Trying to think if anyone ever told me that...um, never mind...

omg, what kind of potato? idaho? russet? red? yellow? couch??? *starts writing furiously*

I'm still trying to find out more about this potato myself...does it sing? Does it dance?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91nqzTrbR1rp3a37o1_500.gif

lol - how come we don't have one of those!? :)

Why would you need a panic button Miss Sprite? It's the people around you who need the panic button...

And yeah, Stories Space is a great site...and I heard a rumor that the staff is real talented, friendly, helpful and a bunch of other good stuff...

So, how big is this potato anyway? Still trying to decide if it's worth entering...

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4136/4921880096_eda09669c9_z.jpg

Don't get any ideas about playing with your food Miss Sprite...

Hey Nic...you didn't by any chance turn poor Gav into a potato?

http://hibachibaby.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/hasbro-mr-potato-head-spud-trooper.jpg

Steely Dan Reelin In The Years introduced by Bill Cosby...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/NKOq7-mNeaE

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

I was thinking maybe a therapist myself...

Btw Crazy-D, looks like you wrote the instruction manual for this procedure out pretty thoroughly...I have nothing to add here...

Good Afternoon Lushkins...Hope all is well here...yeah Rump, I might best pass on the coffee today...

You got a new case of Beaver Breath? That'll work for me...slide the case of Beaver Breath down here...I can open it myself....thanks...

Btw, I decided to take up golf...I just got a brand new set of clubs I want to try out...anyone want to join me?

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/29005_10152603672095224_561186895_n.jpg

Cheers,
Alan.

That is an excellent find. I've been searching for a comprehensive list like that for over 6 months.

Thanks Alan!

Yeah, it was posted by Caridad over in the LSF Yahoo group the other day...she's been coming up with a lot of good stuff lately...it's good to know people who know what's going on...

And Rump, I thought you knew all the indecent sites on the net...I'm kinda surprised...

Here's a pretty decent list of sites to promote your books...and from what I can see, up to date as well...

Online Promotion - Author EMS
http://www.authorems.com/promotion/online-promotion/

Good Morning my Lush type friends...what are the chances of getting a decent cup of coffee in this here establishment? Hmmm...just pour me a large mug and cut it with enough Beaver Breath to make it drinkable...about a quart should do the trick...

Yeah, somebody mention something about it being cold outside? Happens every year around these parts...sounds like another excuse to stay inside and drink, if you ask me...

So, what happened Reverend...you turn down the job as Pope? What's the matter, you didn't like the company car?

The Popemobile ain't so bad...just needs new rims, and maybe a few other custom accessories to dress it up...I think Scooter has a set of curb feelers he can sell you, if that helps...

Anyway, pass the coffee...

Cheers,
Alan.

I think this might be considered "Resume Fail"...

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/46944_485422284845349_955498223_n.jpg

I'm not sure I'm in the right thread, but close enough...

Is there a limit on the number of friends you can send a message to? I know I can send a message to everyone on my list with one check of a box, and that's like 200 people or something...but, I seem to have trouble when I want to add more than like ten names in the box...you know, that box thingy where you separate the names with a semi-colon...

I'm over at the blue site at the moment, and having problems...the sad thing is that I work there...

My god, they are actually charging some people!

http://rt.com/usa/facebook-inbox-folder-messages-602/



Yeah, they tried that move on me the other day...I like the way it says "Facebook says right now only a small number of people are testing out the program"...nice of them to pick me, makes me feel sorta special...

I can't see that lasting...someone over on the FB team has been smoking some real good stuff...

Yeah, Happy Birthday Jeff...just watch out blowing out the cake...people around here are dangerous...

http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-girl-birthday-cake-candles.gif

Cheers,
Alan.

I think this belongs in this thread...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/69206_471248689595696_2137316850_n.jpg

Has anyone else been criticized (and I use the term loosely in this case) because of something so trivial as your Lush Profile??

I had somebody once tell me it takes a while to scroll down my page...alright, my "notes" section is over 7k words...

But, if that's their worst problem...it really don't bother me...feel free to do whatever you want with your page btw...as long as it don't violate the rules...

Speaking of sports and exercise...I just saw this today...kinda makes sense to me...

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/734419_340146626103214_1878524942_n.jpg

So the rumor is people are saying Kate Upton is too heavy to be a swin suit model??? really what are you thoughts.



I think you need to post more pictures so we can make a better informed decision...

i accept requests from everyone;

So, if I send you a friend request you'll accept it?

Let me go figure out how to do that...

Want to top the bestseller list? It's very easy, really...just reach into your pockets and dig real deep...

Want to top the bestseller list? That’ll be £46,000, please
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/want-to-top-the-bestseller-list-thatll-be-46000-please-8508606.html

Btw, Reverend Rump...I think I saw somewhere it was Johnny Cash's birthday as well...if not, we'll drink to him anyway...here's a video of Johnny, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings and Kris Kristofferson...and I think a few others, doing "Ghost Riders In The Sky"...

Pass another mug of Beaver Breath down when you get a chance...thanks...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/PVygjGoIUEE

Good Evening Lushketeers...Happy Fat's Birthday Tittie Tuesday...whatever...

Here's a Fats vid Reverend...Ain't That A Shame...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/KNNiBcU3BR4

Now pass the bottle of Beaver Breath, and let's get this party going...

Cheers,
Alan.

Aha, unless you're kidding why would you want Lush to start charging us for sending messages?

Yeah, I wasn't exactly serious here...FB has been doing some real strange things lately, just had to take a screen shot...couldn't believe it myself, but I have heard other people say the same thing btw...very strange to me, really...

Just a note...never had a problem with paragraph breaks in the forum...it is a constant problem with submissions though...just corrected a couple over on the blue site tonight...

Mr. Jimi Hendrix ...Red House...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/8McECCWhJPU