CHYAAAA!!!!!!

For me this post begs the question... where is the humilation? in having to stand on a corner holding a sign, or what the sign actually says. Idiot does not even begin to describe the stupid, selfish, moronic act this woman exhibited. And while this non traditional punishment may have its merits, it is true that it opens way to abuse of the justice system. A choice... one between a rock and a hard place would seem most appropriate.

30 days lost license and $250 fine... no a joke... 90 days lost license, $1000 dollar fine, be required to enroll in driving lessons, retake drivers test and formal apology to the children of the school and on the bus

ORRRRRR.....

1 week, from 1 hour before school starts to 1 hour after it ends holding a sign that says "I broke the law and endangered the lives of the children who occupy this street"

The idiot part would speak for itself

once acted as a bodyguard for an NHL goalie... which is only entertaining since I'm 5'2", 120lbs and female...

Undoubtedly Committed

lol... the Sasquatch/Big Foot episodes on the Bionic Woman....

I've always been fond of using the word 'Petunia'... if it fits the flow of the story of course

I love kissing a man after he has gone down on me... especially when he has a goatee so there is that much more to lick clean

mistymoon

Many moons ago, as a birthday treat for the new man in my life, i rented a vidoe camera (ahhgg... dating myself!) and taped myself going from fuzzy to slick. Had never done it before and have never stopped doing it since... would love, however, for someone to do it for me. I can't imagine how hot it would make me.

I think if I really knew what it was I might like it... I'm such a social media rookie/virgin!

Border-town Rendezvous Townville was a quiet, sleepy little border-town that had certainly seen better days. Sadly there were far too many retail shops with For Lease signs, old decorations from holidays long past dangling in the windows and an unfortunate air of abandonment. If tumbleweeds existed in this part of the world, they would surely have been blowing down the street. In its...

Added 18 Jul 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 813 | 10 Comments

My God has this ever been thrilling! I haven’t felt this much excitement about anyone in a very long time. That cute boy at work, the one I shared some serious mutual satisfaction with, he’s made me more horny than I can honestly ever recall. I walk around work all the time feeling a gentle moist warmth in my panties everyday and Tanner never seems to leave my mind. We still manage to text...

Added 26 Nov 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 4,655 | 9 Comments

It’s been a couple of months since that day the cute boy at work sent me a text to cheer me up. It was real nice and appeared to be the start of a sincere friendship. Tanner and I have spent hour’s texting each other about random shit, playing silly, finish the sentence type guessing games and have really been getting to know one another. We joke around a bit at work but really keep...

Added 16 Nov 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 7,919 | 15 Comments

I hate my job, I love my job, I hate my job, I love my job were the words that rattled through my head as I sat at the computer trying to figure out what report I was supposed to pretend to read next. “I’m pretty sure this is NOT what I signed on for.... .... agghhhh!, The words slipped out of my mouth, but apparently not as quietly as I thought. “Pardon me? Did you say something?” It...

Added 24 Oct 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 8,338 | 13 Comments

“Good Lord, who is that?!? Is that the guys?” I was mortified. “No... it’s not them. It’s the boat that gave us thumbs up this morning. They stopped by a while ago and asked if they could join us on the beach. They just went back down river to pick up a buddy of theirs,” he said all of this so matter-of-factly while simultaneously pulling up his shorts. “And it didn’t occur to you to fill...

Added 11 Oct 2011 | Category Group Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 2,327 | 6 Comments

I really do love being on the boat. I love the isolation you can feel when shore is so close, yet so far away. It was getting to be too far away however, and I needed to go to shore. My Man still wanted to get a bite and the Honey Hole just wasn’t cutting it today; he was happy to find a better place to fish too. His rod came back into the boat and he started to pull the anchor up. The winch...

Added 04 Sep 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 1,632 | 4 Comments

By now the Meat Straw Thor was back in his shorts and he was standing up again as he raised the throttle on the boat engine when he said, “Baby, I’ve said it before and I know I’ll say it again... you give great fuckin’ head!” Needless to say he had gotten a little distracted and ended up slowing the boat down to the point that we were actually just floating back down the river. With...

Added 29 Aug 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 1,925 | 5 Comments

‘Get dressed’ he says! Seriously?! I’m just getting started and he tells me to get dressed?!?! But I knew we had to get going so I began to pull myself together. “Ya, Ya,” I said, “I’m getting there, but hey, could you help me with this first.” Before he had a chance to respond, I leaned over to him and slowly brought my sticky, recently pussy fucked fingers up to his mouth and inserted...

Added 27 Aug 2011 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 3,131 | 6 Comments

It was early in the morning when we woke and decided it was going to be too nice a day to spend working in the garden... we decided to hook the boat to the hitch, load up with a few snacks and bevies and off to the river for a day of fishing and to enjoy the sun. My hair went up in a ponytail and I looked for my favourite bikini... it was one of those triangle style tops about 2 sizes too...

Added 26 Aug 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 4,316 | 12 Comments