Forum posts made by divorcedjojo

Topic sleep fucking
Posted 13 Jul 2013 00:15

Well I dated a young guy who could reload two or three times a night. He would wake me by gently teasing my pussy. When I was half awake he would go on top and he would do all the work. While at first I would be too groggy to get very aroused some of these sessions led to wild and intense earth-shattering orgasms. The nice thing was that he would let me fall right back to sleep. Now that's a deep sleep.

Topic Do u get vocal when masturbating alone?
Posted 09 Nov 2012 02:49

Haha YES....actually sometimes I'll even encourage my silicone man to "go harder"....a conversation with myself perhaps, but it helps the mood. OMG that was rather embarrassing to admit.

Topic Ever masturbate to fall asleep?
Posted 09 Nov 2012 02:47

Of course. A great way to relieve stress and forget the irritations of the day. A morning session will take the edge off your nerves and make you so much happier during the day. A late night session will make sure you sleep like a baby. I gave my daughter a vibrator at sixteen so she could explore her own body and rid herself of the sexual build-up that a woman has if she doesn't orgasm for a few days. That build-up of pent-up sexual tension turns women into "hell hath no fury" kind of bitches if you don't do something about it. I firmly believe a lot of bitchy women just need to masturbate more or find a man with a good tongue and a hard cock.

Topic Confused?
Posted 19 Sep 2012 21:09

I want to thank all of you who took the time from your no doubt busy days to post suggestions. My FURY has abated somewhat, but it is still hard to deal with. I have resolved to maintain my love for my daughter irrespective of her insensitivity to my feelings. I feel it is part of my role as a mother to be wounded and to accept the pain. I do not accept what Stephanie has done, but I hope she will return to me at some point and we can repair our relationship. It was very hard yesterday when Stephanie got ready to go out and I saw her all dressed up and realized she would be meeting David. Painful does not even come close, but I didn't say a single word. (Thanks ladies...you helped). Stephanie did not come home last night and I got little sleep, but I have become determined to overcome this situation. I have dealt with my divorce so I know I can deal with this.

Topic Does it turn you on if a man is forceful with you in the bedroom?
Posted 18 Sep 2012 23:05

Yes, if I trust him, it's a huge turn-on. Trust is the key.

Topic Uneven booobs!
Posted 18 Sep 2012 23:05

Every woman/person is like this. Don't worry about it, bigger shit will happen in your life later....I can guarantee it!! If a guy loves you, he'll love BOTH boobs, don't worry.

Topic Confused?
Posted 18 Sep 2012 23:03

Well this post is for other women with teenage daughters like me. I'd like your thoughts as I'm confused and in a dark place. I started dating a really nice man named David about four months ago. We had a mutual interest in sailing and crewed on a boat together and we sort of "sparked". Well David is a bit younger than me at 34, but he made me laugh and he was a very talented and attentive lover. The sex was simply wonderful after being in a neglected state for so long since my separation and divorce. Yes I've had short term relationships, but nothing sustained with a strong and attentive lover. I started to bloom again I think and smiled a lot. I started to go to movies and restaurants again and really have fun. All of a sudden about a month ago he just ended everything with no real explanation. Then my daughter Stephanie started to act funny and to stay out much later than she did before and to "sleep over" at friends houses?? Something didn't feel right and then I confronted her when I called her friend's mother and she wasn't really at their house. It turns out she is seeing David now and they started sleeping together when I thought I was still dating him? I feel betrayed, but even more betrayed by my daughter. The last few days has seen a lot of tears by us both. Stephanie says she loves David and that their time together makes her feel wonderful. I don't know what to do? Should I try to force her to stop seeing him? She's nineteen so I don't really have much control. I know she was shattered by my divorce and this affected her feelings towards men. I feel like I have lost my husband (good riddance) but I don't want to lose my daughter as well? Confused and depressed? Any ideas ladies? Sorry this is so long?

Topic fingering
Posted 15 Feb 2012 02:53

Haha yeah counting would sort of frustrate the whole idea of what you're doing and I'd never cum? Counting would be very distracting.

Topic Infidelity
Posted 15 Feb 2012 02:51

Haha well I didn't castrate him (thought about it a few times), but I did divorce his sorry ass. Now he's at home with a new wife who has a "headache" and a newborn baby....enjoy honey! Meanwhile, my daughter and I are dating up a storm and I'm getting in shape to run a marathon. Fuck him!!

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 15 Feb 2012 02:43

Looks like Yazz isn't paying attention. I've never been with a girl, but first time for everything. FUCK!

Topic Girls, what is your favorite cock size?
Posted 02 Feb 2012 02:02

When I was younger I didn't care much, but as I get older I'm perhaps more demanding. I like 7" or 8" and he needs to be able to hold himself from cumming until AFTER I cum at least once. Otherwise he better have a good tongue or he's not getting a second date. Sorry, but I'm not as patient as I used to be. I want orgasms and if you can't deliver then what's the point?

Topic Revealing Clothing
Posted 25 Sep 2011 01:42

Well I have lost over 20 lbs since the divorce and work out 3-4 times a week at least with lots of stomach crunches.....so I certainly HOPE you guys are looking!! At 5'6 (and a half) and now about 130 lbs my target is to tighten up all the right spots (especially my ass) and lose 10-15 lbs more and I should be back to the body I had in my 20's. I want to look as close to my daughter as possible. I love wearing tight jeans, yoga pants and short skirts....hope you turn your neck guys and gaze a little!