Forum posts made by dudealicious

WAT IF THERE WILL BE A LAW ,OF NOT WEARING ANYTHING WAIST DOWN, WAT WILL BE YOUR REACTION .BOTH MEN AND WOMEN

Something like this.

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You're making me horny with your "people who can't write English" rant. I am, of course, kidding with that comment, but I'd have to agree with you on that pet peeve. It's almost as annoying as (people, please don't kill me for doing this because I'm killing myself as it is) txt spk .



Like WTF man! U dnt like tht? OMG!!!

Ok ok BRB

Would you give this guy a break? There are plenty of Loe's out there here's a few to be exact......sheesh!

It comes in the form of a cute balloon

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A childrens book..

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Nerdy graphics

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Ryan Gosling even likes Loe's!

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Loe's even has an official cheerleading squad!

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But alas, we should all take a big deepth breath and...............


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For those that have gotten to know her, you know just how amazing this woman is. She is mysterious, sexy, kind and warm hearted. I am very lucky to have gotten to know her a little, and wanted to wish her a very Happy Birthday!

So Happy Birthday Java! I hope the day brings a lot of laughter and happiness to you. And.......cock....(I mean cake......cake!! )

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Super-cute pigtails!

She leaves enough to leave you wondering, but just enough to let you know what she likes. A true gift to the Lush community!

And we have a pretty busy routine not sure how much time he'd have to jerk off with out me there. I leave at 7 am he leaves at 730.

About a half hour then.....

He gets off work at 5, and hits the gym gets home usually around 630 i get off and am home a few minutes after 7.

Hey look at that! There's another half hour!

Were pretty much on the same schedule. He only has his i phone for internet at home and his work lap top at work which he can't be browsing at porn cause its regulated.

Hate to burst your bubble, but most porn sites have a mobile version. It's recognized the minute you log on from your iPhone. In fact, watching porn from a mobile phone is increasing in popularity. Just think of all the locations he can have a "wank"!

Last night he had another full on erection but it took about 5 minutes to get him hard. But once he was it was 100%

Are you sure it wasn't 93.5% hard?

Just busting your chops. Hope you realize I am just poking fun.... Well...............

This is what you do, both of you need to get naked and when he feels the urgh to pee, put a strap-on on and stand behind him putting the strap-on up his ass while standing. The next thing is to reach around and grab his cock and tell him to start peeing. Let me know how this goes.....


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Dude, you got SCHOOLED!

I have a 2009 Smart car, a 2004 Harley Sportster 883XL and when I feel like being whimsical, a Scwinn unicycle.

When I was at Ohio State I used the unicycle to get around campus.

Yeah totally schooled! The value was a little less than what I thought. When you were 21 did you own a car that could do 0-60 mph (0-100 km/h) in 2.9 seconds, that also has a G-force meter?

Guess what, that's what the Nissan GTR has. Kinda makes the unicycle obsolete now doesn't it?

I don't know where your getting your numbers from, but the current estimated value is £63500 GBP
The mini and mg were both project cars (therefore very cheap), and the Nissan is currently on finance and I haven't bought the bike yet, it's still a dream unfortunately!

Hope this has cleared it up for you :)

Ok so I was a little high, even at 63500 pounds that's still $100,000.00 American or Canadian. At 21 you have those cars at your disposal? Doesn't matter if the GTR is financed you still "own" the debt.

Sounds like a lot of money to me, at 21 I only wish I had a bicycle at your age let alone the cars you posses.

Happy Birthday Ginger! Hope you have an amazing day!

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I honestly don't give a rats ass, I spend as much time in the kitchen as she does...... Who gives a shit as to what she's wearing on her feet.

Flatulants and excess gas.

So you mention your man only gets 80% hard.....how does one measure that? Do you know what 70%, or 90% feels like for that matter?

Is not getting completely hard something that affects you more than it does him?

You say that you're out of his league when it comes to looks.....what kind of statement is that? Maybe you project that onto him in someway and he feels an enormous pressure to live up to you and your expectations. You come off sounding quite full of yourself actually.

As for addressing the matter at hand, why don't you two go down to the local sex toy store and pick out a few things. One of them being a cock ring. That should help with his hardness and obtain 97-100% hardness.

When I was younger, I would go to my friends house and go into the shared bathroom and take his sisters panties out of the hamper and literally lick and eat the white dried cum out of her panties. I would suck on the pieces of cum until they dissolved in my mouth.
Would you be mad or turned on if you caught me doing that?
Also, is there any way that I could tell her now, 14 years later, what I use to do with her panties?
Please let me know your thoughts!

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Oh please, you know as well as I do that there's plenty of dickless wonders that constantly spew bullshit for a living.

Our Canadian Government is a prime example.

Or the coach of your beloved Maple Leafs.

Right girls a little dilemma for you if you had the choice of no more periods ever again but the only catch is you have to give up your clit too or the annoying periods are worth having because you get to have a clit

Would you give up your cock so you could shit?

It's a phenomenon known as 'twerking'. Prepare to be amazed, dear trinket...because I'm about to school you, and your life will no longer be the same from this moment on.

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While she exhibits some amazing control of her booty, the thoughts race through my head.

Would a guy be able to contain his laughter if he was in the "doggy" position and all of a sudden she breaks out and twerks against him? Not me, I would break out in laughter and that would be the end of the night (as far as sex is concerned)

People that cannot relax and have fun here. Not everything has to be super serious, why rain on a parade when it's only intention was to laugh a little? Who cares how many times someone responds in a specific thread?

If you don't like it......move on.

1999 vw gold v5 (red, commuter) 1993 Mini Cooper (British racing green) 1952 mg yb (green and cream) 2009 Nissan GTR black (grey, track car) and about to get 2012 Kawasaki ninja (black)

So if I get this right at the age of 21 you have over $175,000.00 (Canadian Dollars) or $95,000.00 (British pounds) worth of vehicles?

You must have a hell of a job, or parents that spoil the shit out of you!

I suppose they don't rank you as 'wise ass' for nothing

You da best Dude

Hey that baby ducks good shit! Make sure it's chilled though, it could burn your taste buds off otherwise......

I think I've found a Starbucks gift card here in my wallet. If those minis aren't enough for the cab driver, maybe we could tell him there's 50 bucks on it........could work!

True story,

It has recently been released that there have been pictures taken of the Mars Rover's handy work. Is this a good use of taxpayers dollars to help fund NASA's projects on other planets?


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Here's a "cleaner" pic
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Surprise me

Just promise me that if I get too drunk and pass out on you that you won't leave me for dead. Or worse yet, leave me only to find myself waking up from my drunken stuper to witness the homeless bum smiling from ear to ear at me and smoking a post-coital cigarette - UGH!


Ok so I was able to put together this little ditty of mini's we could get right shitfaced on..
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I also thought I would class it up a little and thought you may be wooed by a bottle of this. I know you like it a little more "high class"

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I promise I wouldn't every leave you with that bum smoking that "post-coital cigarette". I will make sure to hail a cab for you and pay the driver in whatever booze we have left. I am sure he will take you exactly where you need to go.

I got your back Belle!

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Well shit, it looks like you've seen right through me. Thanks for the laughs though!

mine flashes on and off like christmas lights, same colors, too - blue, green, red, yellow. :)

Hot damn Rach! That sounds like a night to remember!

Baby, if you're cool with squeezing your Canadian dipstick into a dirty cum-filled cock-wrapper, then the least I could do is oblige you. A little STD or two never killed anyone...has it?

As for liquid courage, I'm in agreement. Why not throw back a few shots with the homeless bum while we're at it. I'm sure he's cool with sharing his liquor stash in exchange for us allowing him to watch you plow me

That's the Canadian spirit! I knew I could count on ya Belle! Rummages through my bag of mini's What's your poison tonight? Vodka, whiskey?

Hey. Let's not bring innocent kitties into this. This isn't that kinda party.

Ok ok my bad, I've connected everything now (wink) do you think we still have a shot at this?

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It's funny you should mention that. Although it appears to be shaven, the hairs are actually trimmed really short and have been treated with glow-in-the-dark dye.

I've seen that in porn before and always was wondering if it would be easier to go down on a glow in the dark pussy. Especially when the lights are off.

Awwwwe Dude, you're such a romantic and really know how to make a woman feel special

(P.S. meet me outside in the dark alley near the overflowing dumpster and homeless bum living in the cardboard box and Jesus Christ, DON'T forget the fucking condom! )

Does the condom have to be fresh? Maybe the bum could find one for us just in case I forget.

To make the night a little more romantic, I'll bring some booze. I have stolen a few minis off of the Jack Daniels bottles at the local liquor store. A little liquid courage never hurts right?

Cum? I don't do that. I'm allergic. But then again, since you see me and not hear me, I can totally fake it.

Now we're talking! For some strange reason, I hope your crotch glows in real life like your Av.

Actually my wall decor is a collage of cartoon characters. Is that a bother?

Not at all, just looking forward to making you cyber cum for me.