Forum posts made by dudealicious

The fact that after 3 years I can finally live in my own house stress free!

Good for you, you little know it all move back in with your daddy. Oh wait.....guess what? Your dad lives with HIS mom, so that means that you and dad will be living under the same roof as grandma. You lie constantly and that's why your mom and I had such a hard time having you here. Don't get me wrong, I will miss you but our lives are much better off without you and your filthiness in our home.

You're 23 years old without an education. All of the money we have spent in getting you out of various "situations" we could have put you through school. You have chosen not to appreciate that and now your dad, mom and I are not going to offer you the money to go. YOU have put yourself in this situation and YOU must now deal with it. Get a job, pay-off those collection agencies that are looking for their money and start to save for school.

I made a bet with you and will still honour it to this day. If you can make more than me by the time I was 25, I will give you $10,000.00. Something tells me I won't have to anti-up on that one. But please remember, we put you in a position to succeed you chose not to take our guidance and support.

Depends on where. If it is in the shower, then it goes down the drain. If I am in bed or at my desk, then I usually cum on my torso and clean it up with a towel, sock, or sometimes my dirty underwear (if it is nearby). If I ever do it at work I cum directly into tissue or a hanky and try not to get it anywhere else in the office. On the rare occasion if I am near a toilet I have shot into it and flushed.

just curious ladies....when was the last time u self pleasured to a porn clip or movie and how often do you do it?

Don't you know man? Ladies don't watch porn!!!! Let alone masturbate!

Would with tommy lee?

I actually think the good doctor meant "would you makes s'mores and paint Tommy Lees toenails while listening to the best of Liberace?"

I walk into the house and this is how I find her on the bed. I know what she’s thinking. My natural reaction would be to rip my clothes off and jump her right there. No, not this time. I’m not as predictable as she might think.

I look at her naked body, so inviting, do delicious, so needy. I unbutton my shirt and slowly walk into the room. No rush. We’ll be playing it differently this time. She’s staring at me, a wide smirk on her face. I reply with a grin as I unzip my pants.

I’ve reached the bed and I can tell she wants me to touch her. I don’t. Instead I pull out my cock and start to stroke it. Slowly, while I look at her face. She’s watching it grow quickly and I can see her getting restless. Good.

I walk around the bed as my cock grows in my hand. I lightly touch her leg as I walk by. I can see from her squirming that she wants this to stop. That’s not what I have in mind. I sit on a chair by the wall, still wearing my open shirt and pants and stroke my now fully hard cock, staring at her.

I can do this all night long, lady. What’s your next move? I’m curious!

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Think of my ex-wife

lmsao

Never seen this acronym before.....what does that mean?

"Laughing my slick ass off?"

Guess it goes with the suit and the jewelry?

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curious would you force her to swallow ?

Nope, I would never force a woman to do anything against her will. My ex-wife would never swallow so as I was close I had to pull her head off of me, or tell her that I was going to cum. She would finish me off with her hand.....needless to say the sensations aren't as nice as having a woman swallow for you!

Thankfully that has changed for the better now!

have you ever thought of having a bucket for her to spit out your cum if she is not one to swallow?


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Lol so from the feelinig of the forum is no lol. However i wouldnt use the word gross as if a women or man ejaculates ,bits usually lapped up by both men and women ( without being gross )

That's a little different than urine.....

Shut up and kiss me!

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Nah, they're all just dudes pretending to be women. If you close your eyes and pretend...



Seriously, I'm sure a lot of the women here have cybered at one time or another. But, as Trinket said, most women are choosy and like to get to know someone first. "Hey, do you cyber, cuz my dick is hard?" doesn't usually work as an introduction. I've had some great times cybering, but there was/is a connection with that person.

I am still spent! Thanks again, you are one crazy cyberfuckerupper!

Women cybering? NO WAY! That has to be an.....

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I haven't read this whole thread, word for word so I don't knwo what kind of women you're going after. If you're not a "pretty boy" (I'm not either, btw) , then you shouldn't be going after all the Homecoming Queens out there.

Nope LM, you're not a pretty boy....you're a purdy boy ! I was so happy you hadn't taken this picture down yet, you do have an endearing quality to you though...

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Well, no woman so no need. Lol. Hell, been 14 months anyway, years shouldnt be difficult

Sorry oldhound but after all of your posts, you have left me no choice......

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Well if it means anything, up in Canada we don't get to see the commercials when the game is on. We usually have to wait for the next day and turn on the morning news to see the "highlights" of the best commercials. Fucking stinks if you ask me.....

I have watched a few of them on YouTube and really liked the Clydesdale one, Bud always seems to have a few good ones! (Helps that I am a horse lover too)

Dudealicious I kind of agree with, asking people in general is normal but making a whole forum about it seems silly to me.

Thanks I appreciate it. Can you imagine how many threads would be started by Lush members asking for others to "rate them" or ask if they are fuckable? I believe there are many sites out there that work just fine in that regard.

No offence to you Chris.

Hey girls my avatar is of me and I would like your opinions on my looks?

Be completely honest but worry about sparing my feelings lol

Things I want to know, am in good looking or not? If you would date/fuck me lol

How would your wife think of you trolling for compliments on Lush?

Acthally no bs, tried it, jamed it up. And yeah, it burts lik e hell

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Well if I was driving something right now, I sure as hell shouldn't be here now should I?

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday to one of the nicest and most gifted writers I have had the pleasure to interact with. Hope you have an amazing day!

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I like when girls are really interested in sucking my dick. I'm attracted to that interest.

Yeah count me in on that one as well. An obession with anal is a close second for me too.

Happily married BI guy, planning on taking it up the ass for the first time with a good friend. Any advice?


Umm have you discussed this with your wife? I would strongly suggest you start there.....

Ummm, he's catching...not pitching (I think).

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I have not sucked any.

Here here

The fact that I am returning home from a brief (but productive) business trip.

I miss her...

This sounds like Anal Lube to me!

Are you talking out of your ass again Nikki?