Forum posts made by dudealicious

Topic R.I.P. Paul Walker
Posted 04 Dec 2013 20:02

People die every day, can't see big deal about this guy. He drove too fast. end of story. Who cares, like shit happens.

Very callous statement. Sorry you feel that way.

He was a young man who had his whole life (and his family) ahead of him.
Its terrible you feel that way, especially when he was a passenger at the mercy of someone else.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 04 Dec 2013 18:48




HAHAHAHA!!!! Says you! Where did you get that from? I don't know how accurate you are, but I like you already.







Meg is the best woman here. Loving and understanding with a ton of sass (which I love).
Love you ass.

Topic International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women
Posted 04 Dec 2013 18:05




bs That's Disgusting! Thinking like that produces the violence.

http://i.imgur.com/VXfd4Rd.jpg

http://sundial.csun.edu/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Rape.jpg



Slow clap I knew you'd chime in soon. Great post Meg, so very true.

Topic Happy 7th Birthday - Lushstories.com Ranked in the Top 5000 Most Visited Sites
Posted 04 Dec 2013 17:14

Congrats Nic, Gav and all the others that work so hard to make this site the best on the 'net!
Happy anniversary!

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 04 Dec 2013 16:51

Interesting, they live on separate continents and only joined Lush two months ago. Now suddenly married... Hmmm very interesting......

Barry, dude you got it all wrong here. It's a Lush marriage. You know those cyberspace silly thingies that 99.99% of the time don't last more than a few months.

But good on ya mate, you are one hell of a cyber sleuth!

Topic International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women
Posted 04 Dec 2013 06:30

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I really mean torture that you pretty girls perpetrate torture upon the male gender.

How about the bare breasted girls on the beach?

What about kissing girls as lesbians?

What about even female friends rubbing their heals over the cocks in jeans while seated in eating places or just in living rooms?

What I wanna convey is that the delicate gender is surely exposed to physical violence from males especially in the third world countries;

but millions of 'Liberated' girls among the developed world are out to torture male gender by constantly reducing the length of their skirts,

lowering the v line of their necklines and prefer to stay bra less with pointed hard nipples for us to keep looking at.

AND ABOVE ALL, WE GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO REMAIN FAITHFUL TO OUR OWN GIRLS, SUFFERING ALL THESE TORTURES.

I hate burka covered faces as it coers the beauty endowed to you.

But surely want that the work dress be a code of decency so that male gender can stay concentrated to their work.

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/3634541784446160563.jpg

Topic James Deen?
Posted 03 Dec 2013 20:07



Jealous? I'm not jealous at all : he's the one that would be if we met. Okay I'll compare myself to him :

His superiority :

- 1 inch or so more than me cock wise (like I care!)

My superiority :

- Fitter than he his, which is advantegeous both looks wise and performance wise

- Better cunnilingus abilities than him, until proven otherwise in a scene

- Cumshots twice as big as his

- I'm a romantic ; you have no idea what a romantic can do in the name of love


All of which being actually very true and serious. glasses8


Wow again you're very humble.

I bet your farts don't stink either do they?

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 03 Dec 2013 19:49

Chicken wings!

Hey it's hockey night tonight

Topic I Hate Bath Ducks. (Does that offend you?)
Posted 03 Dec 2013 18:50



Anyway, I'm done with this thread

Guess that didn't work out for you did it?

Topic How long are your cocks, boys?
Posted 03 Dec 2013 18:48



Something like this?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--YduytbYimM/Tftntk1dBgI/AAAAAAAACo8/6jg2GaVlPRs/s1600/spotted+dick+x+3+.jpg

Fucking eh brother, just like that!

Topic Where can I find an online playmate?
Posted 02 Dec 2013 21:00

Www.iwannafuckfriend.com/desperate

Topic I Hate Bath Ducks. (Does that offend you?)
Posted 02 Dec 2013 20:14

I hate bath ducks.

I don't believe they're any good. (You're an idiot if you believe otherwise.)

From a very young age I questioned the tenets of not only that toy, but also Pokemons, Barbies, Ninja Turtles and GI Joes.

I endeavor and I believe I succeed in living a moral life to the best of my capability, but let's face it those bath ducks are fucking nasty. Sure they look cute and all, but that's just to misguide us. In reality, they're evil, manipulative, dangerous, lame and misogynistic.

I believe that the total and utter rejection of bath ducks would enable and encourage us as human beings to discover a way to live together in harmony and peace and solidarity, free from dogma, superstition, prejudice and hatred.

I believe that it's time to BURY the Mother of all bath ducks and move together towards a more rewarding and fulfilling sense of humanity, based on logic, basic morality and goodwill to our brothers and sisters worldwide.

xx SP

http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a575/Toasterbots/Syd2_zpsc444af5f.png

PS: This is of course a parody of that other thread. Moderators are free to do whatever they want with it.

Great way to make fun of a rather serious (original) topic that Stephanie posted.

Good job.

Topic Alright Guys, Fantasy Time! A GORGEOUS Female Sex Slave
Posted 02 Dec 2013 18:04



For fucks sakes Colin - you were very clever here.

What the fuck kind of username is Wardog?

Seriously though Colin... this is some low hanging fruit. It pretty much brushed the top of the grass blades.

Welcome to LushStories.com Wardog... this is how we bond.

I couldn't HELP myself. Please accept my most sincere APOLOGY.

Topic How long are your cocks, boys?
Posted 02 Dec 2013 17:46

As my username implies .... 6 inches long and 6 inches around. If measured straight across its 2 1/4 inches. Any women wanting to see need only ask.

So it's like a beer can then?

Topic how to pick up a girl
Posted 02 Dec 2013 12:35

You could use some of these pick-up lines that have been successful for a few of my friends.

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/02635216131178693467.jpg

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/04635216131344678531.jpg

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/05635216131468543325.jpg

Or if all else fails, try this...........

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/03635216131688504735.gif

Topic Alright Guys, Fantasy Time! A GORGEOUS Female Sex Slave
Posted 02 Dec 2013 12:06



While we are all "mad" in one way or another (the difference being to what bent and extent) I'm not so sure about the "mad skills". however, I HAVE been VERY adept at numerous things. Those who have chosen to TRUST me and "in" me haven't been disappointed, those haven't understood me have been many and vociferous. Welcome to the crowd.

I would like to THANK-YOU for the clarification on this SUBJECT. WHILE I appreciate your RESPONSE, I am SURE that you HAVE found may women to TRUST you. I NEVER had mentioned I UNDERSTAND you, ESPECIALLY seeing as I don't know YOU.

You're WELCOME to the crowd is very NICE and I would like to THANK-YOU.

Topic Talking about anal
Posted 02 Dec 2013 10:52

I know she was talking about Dude.....

It was all because her BF got a call from this guy.

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/02634972284275436902.jpg

Topic Talking about anal
Posted 02 Dec 2013 10:22

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/01634972276066664282.jpg

Topic What's your number?
Posted 02 Dec 2013 09:58



Dudeealicious

Are you saying I should be offended if I am called a Whore?

I would never suggest you think anything at all. It's your prerogative on how you interpret each members comments.

I personally think that his post was very derogatory and was uncalled for. But then again, what do I know? confused5

Topic Anyone else find this site addictive?
Posted 01 Dec 2013 05:40

Absolutely, don't get me wrong the stories are great but I love the members, I feel like I'm already made some awesome friends on here and I'm not got to leave them for anything

Guess that didn't work for ya now did it? book

Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYDNEYSIDER!
Posted 30 Nov 2013 05:15

A very Happy Birthday to ya Donk! Hope you have an amazing day mate!

Topic Alright Guys, Fantasy Time! A GORGEOUS Female Sex Slave
Posted 27 Nov 2013 19:56



And you think the only way for a woman to achieve the ultimate orgasm or this sensory overload is to completely submit herself to another?

Because from experience, this is totally not the case. I enjoy role play and kinky stuff as much as anyone, but there's more than one way to achieve what you're describing. And while I'm sure the ladies in your company have shown appreciation for your attentions, it's not the only way.

And the scenario you've provided doesn't seem to focus on the pleasure of the woman. Seems more like a spectacle for your entertainment.

Don't knock the Wardog, just sayin'. He's got mad skills "no one" has ever been privy to

Topic Fantasies
Posted 27 Nov 2013 19:43





No no, not a grumpy Gus. Just speaking reality.

Topic Fantasies
Posted 27 Nov 2013 11:35

Mine is simple: to be with the woman of my dreams for the rest of my life.

Now THAT's a fantasy for sure!

Topic Happy Birthday "Sweet_as_Candy"
Posted 19 Nov 2013 08:13

Happy Birthday to an amazing woman, great writer and just all around fantastic person.

Hope you have an amazing day! I got you a cake....

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/02635204742914642841.jpg

And some co....

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/03635204743008711444.jpg

Topic Eating a girl???
Posted 18 Nov 2013 05:55

//www.youtube.com/embed/6GcEWxWZXWo

Topic Do I have to fuck everbody?
Posted 18 Nov 2013 05:28

OK im new here, but do i have to fuck anybody with a decent avitar, so i dont offend them? Just asking.

The answer to your question is rather simple - NO.

The reason that you would have unsolicited advances may be due to the picture you have posted in your gallery. The more you show, the more people think you're here just for cyber or naughty picture sharing.

Good luck and happy Lushing!

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 14 Nov 2013 22:13

A 2008 Ripasso from one of my favourite vineyards. YUM!

Topic Do u get vocal when masturbating alone?
Posted 14 Nov 2013 22:03

I'm pretty vocal no hiding it! Living in close proximity to others now I have to hide my moans of pleasure into my pillow!

Have you tried using your panties as a gag? clown

Topic Lush Marriage? Yes, No, Maybe, or just ridiculous?
Posted 14 Nov 2013 21:59

Would someone gain less credibility to be a prospective marriage partner if you had a past of being involved in failed Lush marriages before?

Sure it's fantasy, but marriage by nature involves SOME form of commitment doesn't it?

'Till Lush do us part!