Forum posts made by dudealicious

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 30 Jan 2013 06:48

The fact that I am returning home from a brief (but productive) business trip.

I miss her...

Topic Is WD40 a good spermicidal lube?
Posted 30 Jan 2013 06:45



This sounds like Anal Lube to me!

Are you talking out of your ass again Nikki? evil4

Topic Missionary Sex
Posted 30 Jan 2013 06:11

I personally think that missionary is my favourite, not too many positions offer you so many options!

1) You stare into your lovers eyes as you slide in and out of her, stopping at times to kiss her lips, neck and shoulders. Taking your time to tease or just slide all the way in. You let her know just how good this feels and how sexy she is.....love making at it's finest!

2) The speed and intensity increase, you know it's difficult for your woman to cum through penetration alone so you "take the matters into your own hands". You switch from making love with her, go sliding between her legs and pleasuring her orally. You bring her to the very cusp of her orgasm to slide back up and start fucking her again. Your pace quickens, feeling your orgasm building. You can't hold back as she squeezes your cock and explode into her, knowing she hasn't cum yet you make your way between her legs and eat her out to a mind blowing orgasm!

3) Rough, raw fucking tonight, your balls slapping off of her pussy but need the feeling to go deeper into her. You raise her legs and place them on your shoulders, and tilt her hips upward. The sensation is amazing and you place your hand over her throat. You tell her how much of a dirty girl she is and scream in delight of just how fucking amazing this feels. You both finish and collapse next to each other on the bed and start to cuddle letting each other know how much you love each other......

Well there's more but that's a few of MY reasons as to why I like missionary. drunken

Topic BJ vs Penetration
Posted 29 Jan 2013 20:27

I want both! I gotta have both! I want it all!

I'm like Buz, I don't discriminate...I am an equal opportunity recipient!

Topic What do you first notice?
Posted 29 Jan 2013 20:23

You are all such bad liars

Stares at your boobs, while nodding

Topic What do you first notice?
Posted 29 Jan 2013 19:17

Personality. Always. As long as she owns the brightest, most optimistic outlook and healthiest sense of self confidence, everything else will be perfect too.

Beauty is only skin deep. Personality is forever or something like that.

This ^ Plus her personality also has to show a level of confidence.

Look at you going all mushy and shit on us WMM!

Topic confused single dad question.... how young?
Posted 29 Jan 2013 19:09

You have created this situation yourself and now need to be a man and take care of your child. There is obviously a reason as to why the mother of your child is (or already has) leaving you.

Why does it not sound right that you have to take care of YOUR baby? You are old enough to have intercourse unprotected, why can you now not deal with the consequences?

Topic Spitting on genitals during sex .......
Posted 25 Jan 2013 13:46



Just guessing here, but I suppose those saliva drooling - schlurping-suction-sounding blowjobs are off the table too?

No wild animal jungle-monkey fucking for you, Dude? You are quite the dichotomy.


Yeah the saliva-drooling and schlurping can best be left in porn for me. Even when I see that I still make a bit of a face. confused1
I DO like wild monkey sex but could use a little less spit though.

You could say I am as clear as mud, but let's not get all technical.....

Topic Spitting on genitals during sex .......
Posted 25 Jan 2013 07:20

Yeah not so much for me, even in the "heat of the moment" I am not sure it would be a turn on for me. I view spitting as a very hideous act and would prefer it's not performed in my bedroom thank-you very much.

Topic have you ever done or tried shower sex
Posted 25 Jan 2013 07:19

Nope, never have.

Do you want to? clown

Topic bj with rubber
Posted 25 Jan 2013 05:45

Is sucking a mans cock with a condom on the same as sucking a dildo with a condom on? in terms of remaining straight, why does it seem less gay?

Yes it's completely identical isjda

Topic Private Message v.s. Friend Request
Posted 25 Jan 2013 05:42




What is the question exactly? binky

Topic Misleading Avatars
Posted 25 Jan 2013 05:41

Guys: Are you tired of clicking on avatars depicting gorgeous women only to find yourself on some guy's profile page? I find that it's getting damned annoying.

No, I can't say that it is that annoying. After you have been here for awhile you realize which avatars could be real or fake. I can also say the longer you have been here, the less you "creep" on people's profiles as well.

Topic how many times have you fallen in love on lush
Posted 22 Jan 2013 11:24



I am not responsible for your misunderstanding of my slurred typing. After a few glasses of wine I'm barely responsible for the things I may type, say or do.

Oh and just an FYI... A romantic session does not involve burping the alphabet, guess what you ate earlier by the odour of your gas and it most certainly does not involve "Hey honey! How'd ya like that box of cardboardeux I sent ya? Are ya ready for wild and drunken monkey sex yet?"

Well I do have to tell you, you sound very sexy when you slur. Chances are you don't remember sending voice messages to each other that night do you? I found it to be the best when you sent the farting one, I could have sworn you crapped your pants!

I was just trying to roll with what you told me were your turn-ons with that questionnaire we had exchanged. I was a little shocked when it read "boxed wine" as one of your favorite things and don't knock it missy that cardboardeaux was top notch! Fuck it was a 2013!

Topic First sexual experience?
Posted 22 Jan 2013 11:10

Hey guys!

I'm super bored, and super curious as to what your very first sexual experience was like. Did you enjoy it? How long ago was it?
Sorry if I'm being super nosey aha.


Love, Ava xo
Big Hugs

Please remember that when talking about these experiences, you keep all sexual activity to ages 16 and over.
Thanks!

Topic after sex one fresh man wish to give u another, will u accept?
Posted 22 Jan 2013 10:45




Is that because you don't want a mob of angry blondes coming for you?

At this rate I am not too sure you'll be able to catch me!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/f5D2oerYdQA

Topic after sex one fresh man wish to give u another, will u accept?
Posted 22 Jan 2013 10:30



Did she have a stroke or is she just a blond?

Biting my tongue............

Topic how many times have you fallen in love on lush
Posted 22 Jan 2013 10:29

Fallen in love? On an online site? Where I've never actually met the person? Where I can't be sure they are who they say they are?
No thanks... I'm not about to set myself up for that.

So that romantic black box session we had didn't help my cause at all? I thought you said you loved me.....or was that you "lubed" me? lovestory

Topic after sex one fresh man wish to give u another, will u accept?
Posted 22 Jan 2013 05:15



If brother from another mother is a thing then I'm sure there are plenty of feminists who want to have something like that as well so i'd be careful with labeling that sentence as gibberish :p.

I am not labeling that sentence as gibberish but thanks ChrisX, I appreciate the warning. confused1

Topic Agree/disagree
Posted 22 Jan 2013 05:13

True

People who cheat on their spouses should be flogged. LOL

True but that could be exciting to some love10

Even though it may sound less meaningful, its a nice guesture to tell someone you love them everyday.

Topic is it normal to be attracted to girls at work
Posted 22 Jan 2013 05:10

Yes it's totally normal, in fact my Fiancee and I used to work at the same company for over 10 years. Thankfully we have now moved to different companies, and the "shit talk" between the rest of the employees has now died down.

Topic after sex one fresh man wish to give u another, will u accept?
Posted 22 Jan 2013 04:59

remember, is this a sister from another mother of yours?

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ssiLkxTTrzc

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 21 Jan 2013 07:22

Holy shit, just how much did we drink anyway?

Topic Undies for sport
Posted 21 Jan 2013 07:00


Really? Why? I would personally find that very uncomfortable. Are you participating in a sport that has NO real movement, like darts or billiards?

I am truly not trying to be rude in any way... I genuinely am interested to know the reason why you prefer to "free ball". I can understand in general, but for sports.... I just can't see it.

Thanks!

It's becuase he is a troll and wants to increase his post count to (most likely) start posting pics. There have been no meaningful posts from joe to date and I would suggest we don't enable him.

Topic turning down your husband/partner for sex, what is the meaning of it?
Posted 21 Jan 2013 05:55

Obviously it would mean I don't want to have sex.

No shit, really?

Topic Sex duration
Posted 20 Jan 2013 05:24




Would that be 17 mins of foreplay and 42 secs of pounding? coffee

Yeah pretty much evil4

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 20 Jan 2013 05:21

wishes her name was QueenKelly

Willow originally was born in a treehouse. Frantic her parents knew they needed to name her and were lost for names. She as a little baby reached up and grabbed a branch of the nearest tree and started to suckle on it.

That three just happened to be a Willow.....

Topic Sex duration
Posted 20 Jan 2013 05:16

My woman likes sex to last for 17 minutes and 42 seconds. Any longer than that and she stops me dead in my tracks........Sucks really.

Topic For the bi and lesbian woman
Posted 20 Jan 2013 05:11

That's pretty much the sort of respone i was looking for thank you. As for the rest of your response, i just scrapped that for lack of relevance.

I never called or said anyone here was unnatural for the way they live thier lives. Perhaps do a self check on your reading comprehension instead of trying to FYI people are gonna say a lot of things that you don't like or want to hear, oh well that's life.If something said upsets you maybe ask for clarification instead of jumping the gun and getting irked over nothing.



Lovewhenuswallow - I would suggest you listen to your own advice here, for some reason it looks to me like you feel the need to defend yourself. You have posted a question on a public (and global) forum. Chances are, you are going to get varying opinions on what you believe in and I would suggest you accept those opinions for what they are.

As others have said, your statement asking people to check their reading comprehension is rather insulting. I had interpreted your question much like they did. I guess I would have to turn the tables and ask you to elevate your writing abilities to make it more understandable for us please.

Topic Guys perspective?
Posted 19 Jan 2013 05:36

Au-natural is my choice!