Forum posts made by dudealicious

Topic First Record You Ever Bought?
Posted 25 Aug 2013 19:10

U2 the Joshua tree

Topic Would you give in to an ultimatum from a new gf?
Posted 25 Aug 2013 03:24

Hi Guys,


You have a female buddy (totally platonic friendship, always has been). You have been friends for approximately a year. You occasionally talk to each other about many things, sometimes relationship issues, but generally just having a laugh together. One day you two have a private conversation about a mutual friend.

Your new girlfriend (of a couple of weeks) hears about the conversation you had with your female friend and doesn't like it. (Your new girlfriend is not the person you were talking about)

She gives you an ultimatum to either cut all ties with your female friend, or she will leave you.

Bearing in mind that you like your new girlfriend very much,

Would you break your friendship with your friend of 1 year because you were given an ultimatum to choose by your girlfriend of a couple of weeks?.

Do you believe someone has a right to ask you to choose between friends?


Topic Kansas
Posted 25 Aug 2013 03:20

i hate you all.

Topic Tits
Posted 22 Aug 2013 18:23

Guys- would you prefer lg. natural tits on a body that generally come with sz 10-16 or small breasts on a lean body sz 0-6?

Nods head .....yes

Topic Music and sex
Posted 22 Aug 2013 18:18

I love playing music while having sex

That's awesome! Which instrument do you usually choose while doing so?


Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 22 Aug 2013 07:48

I think Dude is not feeling very well since the last few days.

Why's that exactly?

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 22:13

i got a smile out of it - come on, Dude, lighten up here. quirky funny perhaps, but i dig quirky funny.

Was that before "he" edited his posts!?!

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 20:57

This philosophical question cannot be answered without thoroughly established axioms and postulates. Are we talking about a pink panther or a black one?

- Pink panthers make a sound

- Black panthers do not

Was that meant to be a "funny"?

Topic Virtual Penis
Posted 21 Aug 2013 11:02

I felt a bit ashamed when I compared mine with Mandingo's. Embarassed

Of course you did, so ashamed you just had to mention it.

Humility is not one of your strong points is it SP?

Topic Do some guys lie about measuring?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 10:26

All guys lie about this! I'm sure they start out at a young age, and continue to do so as they get older.

But, ALL men measure.

I'd be careful with such a swooping generalization about all guys lying about this. Why lie? If you say you have a 13 inch dong, at some point a woman will call you out on it. Where do you go from there?

Not all men measure either Poppet. Some are comfortable knowing that their size is perfect for their partner. I've never had to tell a prospective lover "I am hung like a Clydsedale.....wanna fuck?"

Topic Derma Rollers
Posted 17 Aug 2013 21:16

I have occasionnal acne... on my back.

I'm going to be fully honest with you here : poking at me in such a manner makes you appear as an immature beta who is trying too hard to dethrone an alpha male.

Wow, so you are a self proclaimed Alpha? Humble........ Trust me son, I am no Beta.

I've stand my ground agaisnt crack addicts that were twice my size in real life . You really think I'm going to be intimidated by you because you have 5,000 posts and an avatar of Colin Farrell? Think again.

First of all, good for you! It must be great to put yourself in front of crack addicts that were twice the size of you. Did they have better ab's then? Am I supposed to be intimidated by you from your AV?

I am not trying for intimidation at all. Just curious as to what you are posting.

This is the last time I respond to one of your pointless post. You're not a raging bull to me, just an annoying fly tickling my balls. It's really not that hard to ignore you anyway.

Snap sister!

Topic Derma Rollers
Posted 17 Aug 2013 17:04

My face already looks decent though

My general routines to enhance my look :

- Weight lifting + nutrition
- Buying/wearing clothes that fit me well
- Doing my hair + maintaining a light stubble
- Sunscreen cream (this one is important for anti-aging)
- Concealer for dark circles
- Creams for occasionnal acne
- Pubic shaving once every 3 days or so
- Body hair removal once a week (ears, nose, torso... I'm not naturally hairy, so this takes me 5 minutes or so)

Oh ok then, isn't that a little contradiction on your behalf?

Topic Gentlemen's Club
Posted 17 Aug 2013 16:26

Woah! I don't even think my grandfather would be caught dead in these shoes. Those are rather "old" looking aren't they?

Topic Architecture, Interior Design and Style
Posted 17 Aug 2013 09:52

I like the exterior of this house ; I really don't like big houses that look greedy or houses that look too modern. Maybe this one could be a just bit bigger .


Tell me that's not rad...


An abbreviation of "radical", a term made popular by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. laughing8

Topic Why do men edge themselves?
Posted 17 Aug 2013 06:57

To make the pleasure last longer ; it also makes the orgasm more pleasurable at the end.

I'm a certified edger myself, especially when I masturbate..

So how do you get certified? Is it like a big circle jerk and the first to cum is thrown out? This is really interesting..........confused1

Topic type of people to be around with
Posted 16 Aug 2013 23:08

I've seen guys being litterally pissed off by not receiving enough social attention, and girls crying because they didn't feel the most beautiful in a bar of three hundred persons.

I do feel more sane than these people. And yes, I studied psychology.

Between, the reason you quote me and analyze my every word is...?

Fuck you make me laugh! You make no sense in most of your posts. Why do I analyze your every word is because you have written it! You believe what you have said and have "put it on paper".

Am I wrong in saying that?

Topic type of people to be around with
Posted 16 Aug 2013 22:19

What is the master of disaster? Is that the pet name for your lady friend's, you know... énorme gode ? happy8

Nope just you......

Topic type of people to be around with
Posted 16 Aug 2013 22:00

Damn, look at dudlicious. Laying it down. I like the use of the backhanded compliment followed by the carry on. Cutting, strong. Look at this guy.

I learned a little from the "master of disaster" BITCH clown

Topic Music and sex
Posted 16 Aug 2013 21:59


Nothing like trying to time your strokes to the end when it really speeds up. You'd be like a fucking jackhammer........

Topic type of people to be around with
Posted 16 Aug 2013 21:52

I'm such an independant and intellectual creepy, I pay a lot more attention to what people have to say than how they actually act. Substance over style.

I guess you don't understand the nuances of body language. Sometimes the loudest words are the one's that aren't spoken.

I'm a complicated person, I know. Eh?

I feel more sane than a lot of people out there, though.

Seems like you're quite humble too. Never mind the fact that you are a physiotherapist or phsycologist when you say you feel more sane than most people. It would be amazing to get into most peoples heads and know what is "sane" or "normal".

Good man, carry on.....

Topic HBO should show more dongs.
Posted 16 Aug 2013 16:04

It's not a youtube link so I'm not sure how to post the video so here's the link...

HBO should show more dongs

I find it funny that your username is associated with showing more dongs on TV! 6

Topic Guess the date we reach 200,000 members, and win...
Posted 16 Aug 2013 15:41

No. icon_smile

It will happen on a date already chosen. Probably 31st August looking at the signup stats.

I'm throwing my hat in the ring and taking a guess.....I pick August 31 evil4

Topic have you ever woken up wet in morning
Posted 16 Aug 2013 14:16

Yep, fucking AC didn't work as well as it should have in the hotel room!
I woke up sweating my ass of.......totally WET!

Topic Derma Rollers
Posted 16 Aug 2013 11:28

Thanks, I might look it up. My face already looks decent though , it just gets a bit oily/shinny at times.

Of course it does, what in the hell was I thinking! d'oh!

Topic Derma Rollers
Posted 16 Aug 2013 09:20

But I don't use moisturizer on my face, since I already have oily skin. I already have Vit-E lotions for my body.

Funny enough, using a good Kiehl's lotion to help reduce oily-ness on my face and it's worked brilliantly. There is one in particular called "facial fuel" which helps with skin tone, reducing oil and fine lines.

You may want to give it a shot. For those who have the occassional blemish, it works wonders for that as well!

Topic How would you react?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 19:55

So your bitch took your bitches? Dude...that's like bitchception.

Yep it's totally bitchtastic!

Topic Business travel tips, packing & things to take
Posted 15 Aug 2013 16:24

Those tri-fold garment bags are good for making sure that you won't have to iron (steam) everything when you arrive at your destination. If bought in the right size, you can also carry those little guys on the plane with you.

A suggestion is to make sure you fold your suit jackets in the dry cleaning bags to prevent wrinkles. In order to make sure that they are "tip top", I make sure to take them out of my suitcase as soon as I arrive at my hotel. Another trick is to also run a very hot shower and get a good steam bath going. Hang your suit on the back of the door or on a hook and close the door for 3-5 min to further reduce any imperfections.

One tip that I would have is to try to carry-on your luggage as much as you can. This helps not only to get off as fast as you can when you land. But in-case of a code red (thunderstorm in the area) you don't have to wait for the all-clear to be given for the grounds crew to come out and off-load your bags (which could be hours later, depending on the storm). The biggest thing for me, and why I always carry-on is to be able to switch flights easily. Depending on my day I could be at the airport a few hours earlier than my original flight. With a carry-on, you can walk up to the gate of an earlier flight and 9 times out of ten get on and home much earlier!

As for business materials (presentations etc) I usually ship them a few days ahead of time and make sure to follow-up with the hotel to make sure they have arrived. Generally speaking I get the name of the banquet / event manager at the hotel and ship it to their attention. Make sure I set the alert with FedEx or UPS to notify me of when it was delivered and who signed for it.

Topic what other names do your lover/partner call you?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 13:08

Serious question.

What does your significant other call you when you're all face down, gasping 'n' shit? You know... Like when she's rubber balls deep.


Topic How would you react?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 12:45

If your spouse/GF/BF were to tell you: " I do not enjoy sex, I never have, and probably never will. So you will have to settle for once a month IF the idea appeals to me. " How would you react? How would you reply?

Do like I did and divorce her, fucking bitch got the dogs!

Topic what other names do your lover/partner call you?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 12:36


Wasn't it gash hound as well? evil4