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el_henke
1 hour ago
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Heteroflexible Cis Male, 33
Switzerland

About

I just came here to share my humble scribblings with people and as it turned out, it's a place where one can make good friends too... and discover one is actually an undercover slut. A really bad and needy one. Whoopsies... Guess I lost the key to my closet now. Lucky me.

If you read my stuff and find room for improvement, constructive criticism is always very welcome. Please consider I'm not a native speaker. If you find my phrasing awkward and bumpy, please do to tell me so I can improve.

Interests
Music (rock, rap, jazz, metal), cooking, eating, afternoon naps, sports, reading comic books (check out my gallery to see my favorites), puns/dad jokes and reading/writing erotica (obviously).

Favorite Books
1984
Fahrenheit 451
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (all 5)
The Physicists
The Long Ships
The Silmarillion

Favorite Authors
Outside Lush:
Friedrich Dürrenmatt
Douglas Adams
George Orwell
J. R. R. Tolkien
H. P. Lovecraft
On Lush:
flytoomuch
Buz
Milik_the_Red
avrgblkgrl
Dancing_Doll
Curvygalore
FirstBlush
Trystin715
NobleStallion
Vanessa26
wiha

Favorite Movies
Princess Mononoke
The Animatrix
Chocolat
Good Bye Lenin
Ghost In The Shell (the 1995 cartoon)
Inglourious Basterds
Metropolis

Favorite TV Shows
Malcolm In The Middle
The Sopranos
Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Star Trek (the original series)
Futurama

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