And so I have returned. Behold my awesomeness and epicness as I yet again wander the chatrooms. I will insult you and mock you, but it's all in good fun.... unless I don't like the look of you, then it's because I think you're a dick. Just ask me and I'll let you know all you want.
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I feel no sympathy for you at all. Not one bit. Over here you blow a red light just from having a two of those chocolate balls that have a hint of cognac in them. You're not allowed to drink anything and then get behind a wheel. Complete sobriety is the rule. People driving with alcohol in their blood immediately gets affected, even if it's just a little bit. One drink is enough, let alone two. I don't know the penalties for being a drunk driver in the US, but with a blood alcohol level of .08 you'll get 1 1/2 of your monthly wage in fine, a suspended sentence and have your licence revoked for at least one year. And I really feel sorry for you if you can't go out and have a dinner with someone and not having to drink. Hell, if you have one glass of wine to the meal you can still drive legally! And what will the result of this be? Less deaths. Thing is that very often those that are involved in accidents with alcohol in their blood not only injure themselves, but also others. One thing is swirling off the road and hitting a tree or a lamppost, but what about hitting another car or a pedestrian? Or does it say somewhere in the constitution that you're allowed a certain amount of drinks before you get behind the wheel of a car?
First sentence that comes to mind is "You did it yourself". Allowing media to hype the vulnerabilities of society and actually voting for people who will go for this shit and believing it has already made you into a rather restricted country. All the Bush administration had to do was say "This law will help prevent terrorism" and suddenly everyone was for it. In the interest of "national security". Maybe if you stopped believing the media hype and actually were more critical about some actions of your elected officials you wouldn't be in this mess. You spend too much time wailing and crying over what is essentially not that big a deal, and things like this gets passed in silence.Why isn't the opposition(republicans) yelling out against this? Aren't they the ones constantly bitching about how liberties are being removed and so forth? Or is this maybe just their way of building a smoke screen? People rage over anything that even relates to the 2nd ammendment, and in the meantime, the senate and the congress do what they want, because you're too preoccupied with believing that taking away some guns and restricting who gets them is an infringement on your rights, when in reality the ruckus they cause is just a smokescreen to keep people busy. If republicans are so against a strong federal government, why isn't there a strong republican front against this issue?
Will you be able to cope with it? Will you be able to detach yourself emotionally and not fall in love with a fuckbuddy? Will you manage to keep the attraction to being physical only? Should you start developing feelings for the fuckbuddy, are you 100% sure you could break it off?Ask yourself those questions and see what you come up with. Usually in these situations it's more of asking the right questions than just wondering "should I do it or not". Also, make sure you use a condom or have your regular fuckbuddy tested. Last thing you wanna do is contract something nasty that you send on to your husband.
I don't know what to say about the child molester, but the story about the kidnapped journalist was likely kept quiet because of negotiations that were going on to get him released. Most governments say that they will not negotiate with terrorists, but do when they have to, only under the radar or through intermediaries. This is why nothing appears in the media.The story about the molestation would likely have become public in most countries with a free press. I wonder why it did not happen there. Even if his colleagues did not report it, one would imagine competitors would. That's the thing. In other kidnapping events where there have been ongoing negotiations the story will break as soon as some fucktard leaks it to the press. It has happened before, and it will happen again. As for the child molester, a quick google search found several blogs talking about it, but the media was dead silent. All of them. And we do have free press. Hell, the press here is so tabloid that real news stories don't even get mentioned, it's all about the sex scandals.
Not too long ago one of the football/soccer pundits("experts" sitting in the studio) working for a Norwegian channel had stopped appearing. According to the channel he had "moved on to new and other challenges", which usually implies he got a new job. Matter of fact was, he had fondled his underage niece and got sentenced to prison for 9 months. He pretty much was a celeb, having played on the national team, but since he worked for the media, no mention. If it had been a "regular" celeb they probably would have made it first page.Another case was a Norwegian journalist that was kidnapped in Afghanistan. Can't remember the details of how he was released, but there was nothing until after his safe release that anything was posted in the media. This thread is not about molesting or kidnapping, I'm wondering if it's the same way in other countries; that journalists have each other's back, so to speak. Unwritten rule that if something bad happens to a journalist it's not to be spoken of unless everything ends up ok or if the individual decides to go public on his own. It's like there's a different set of rules for the journalists, of what can and can't be mentioned. Everyone that's not a journalist is free game. Is it like that in other countries too?
Add to the fact that we allow incest stories on this site, which in real life is illegal in the civilised world(one of the reason why incest is not allowed outside the verified stories, due to the fact you'll have people coming in and telling how they fucked their sister/brother or how to do it) . I think that alone is enough to scare some of them off, while others, as OMKN stated, even if say VISA got connected to being the only company that allows all kinds of porn to be bought, then not only will they have different governments constantly wanting CC statements, as well as allowing e.g. Mastercard to say something along the lines of "The worst we'll let you do is buy a nice holiday." Allowing adult sites to be payed by these methods will probably in the long run end up costing them more than they'll earn.
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Annoyed at myself and pretty much analysing the session and see what was wrong, but I don't blame her. Find out that caused it. Usually brush it off. I've cum before, so I can do it again
This makes me even more suspicious of Lerner. Wouldn't someone who was on the up-and-up have stood by her math, instead of just agreeing with her naysayers, and hoping everything will just blow over? Sarcasm? "Oh, I'm a manager for the IRS, but I'm really really shite at math." Doubt you get anywhere in a top level position unless you have some knowledge of math, since you have to be able to read budgets and shit...
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Sir Edmund Bluesnake walked into the library of his manor and slumped down in one of the lounge chairs. It had been a hard day’s work. Not only did he have to make sure that the beer his brewery was making had the right taste, he was also required to go to his distillery and check on his whisky. The nearly two hour long drive had made his chauffeur desperate for a smoke as Sir Edmund didn’t...
Added 26 Mar 2013 | Category Quickie Sex
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I took a deep breath as I walked down towards the Immigration desks. For some reason, people in uniform have always made me a bit worried, even if I haven’t done anything wrong. Customs and Immigration officers were the two types that always had me a bit more worried. I had walked past armed soldiers that were more than trigger-happy, without flinching. But for some reason, these guys, who...
Added 11 Oct 2012 | Category Oral Sex
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There once was a girl named JJ, Who had a cock above her vajayjay; It was a sizeable prick, Often called Moby Dick, But, sadly, now it's on vaycay. It was the greatest one in the world; She used duct tape to keep it curled. Nearly 8 feet long, They sang it a song, Then buckets of cum, it hurled. Looking at hers makes me dumb as a mute; Mine barely works as a piccolo flute. With her...
Added 07 Oct 2012 | Category Love Poems
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Polly the Preggo was sat comfortably on the couch, spread-eagled and kicking her legs, with her wellies flapping comfortably onto her skin. There was something delicious about that feeling, the waft of air as it rushed past her knees with every kick. She could sometimes feel those welly breaths blow up between her legs, underneath the thin, long t-shirt she was wearing. As she lay back on...
Added 08 Sep 2012 | Category Lesbian
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The autumn rain hammered down onto the darkened skylights above him as he wandered down the hallway. As he went through his evening routine of checking that all the lights were off, he locked each office door as he went along, listening to the wind and rain as his cock stiffened. The closer he got to her room, the more excited he felt; his fingers began to fumble on the locks. Reaching the end...
Added 01 Sep 2012 | Category Fetish
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Bill held out his scythe and spun it around along the wall, carving a hole there. A blinding flash struck out as he finished the oval circle. The wall seemed to open up as a portal to the other side was finalised and ready. “Time to go.” Sarah crossed her arms over her chest and pouted. “No! I told you there’s more from that file that I wanna know.” “Too bad.” Bill stretched out...
Added 01 Aug 2012 | Category Anal
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My helmet my armour my sword my shield All of these you took from me I opened my heart up to you The love I showed was always true I confided in you and told you things Thoughts that only a loving heart brings I gave it my all because I loved you so Maybe that was too much for you It was not the breakup that made me mad It was not the heartache that made me sad What tore me...
Added 28 Jul 2012 | Category Love Poems
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The Grim Reaper stuck his bony hand inside his cloak, and pulled out a pocketwatch with a chain attached to whatever was inside. “For fuck's sake. Can you get your saggy ass moving? We’re already late and if I don’t get to pick up the others, then I’ll have to go hunting for ghosts. That’s a fucking nightmare.” Sarah sat down on the bed, looking up at him. “What is your name?” ...
Added 27 Jul 2012 | Category Lesbian
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Sarah sat up in her bed. She flinched as she put her feet on the floor, waiting for the cold floorboards to make her curl her toes in pain. “Well that’s weird.” She didn’t feel anything apart from her feet hitting the floor. Not the texture of the floor or the temperature. When she started to regain her senses she didn’t even feel cold at all. She looked outside and saw the snow on the...
Added 14 Jul 2012 | Category First Time
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