Says "Do you know what this is? This is an ebook. It has poems. It's written by Daisy. Now look at your ebookshelf. If Daisy's book is missing, you should get it. Remember Bill? He's a Grim Reaper. Odds are he's lurking around your house. He hates cherry pies and cream. Getting cherry pies and cream will keep him at a distance.
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Says "Now I present to you; a gif that will give you a head ache, hypnotise you and fuck with your brain at the same time.
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