13 May 2013 12:13
19 Apr 2013 06:14
28 Feb 2013 14:23
Do you know what this is? This is an ebook. It has poems. It's written by Daisy. Now look at your ebookshelf. If Daisy's book is missing, you should get it. Remember Bill? He's a Grim Reaper. Odds are he's lurking around your house. He hates cherry pies and cream. Getting cherry pies and cream will keep him at a distance.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BG3EJIY
18 Feb 2013 19:53
Now I present to you; a gif that will give you a head ache, hypnotise you and fuck with your brain at the same time.
15 Feb 2013 19:59
14 Feb 2013 18:10
Valentine's Day norm says get your girl flowers and goey cards. Fuck that. Give her what she wants; some proper chocolate in huge amounts and a good long round of oral sex. If she complains after that... well, then you're shit out of luck...
04 Feb 2013 13:19
Sums it up fairly well...
29 Jan 2013 22:05
Seems like my good old friend insomnia decided to pay me a visit again.
06 Jan 2013 18:58
31 Dec 2012 20:40
27 Dec 2012 19:22
I wish Lush had a like button on statuses so that I could post pictures of me taken from angles that make me look ten times better than I usually do and then I can whore it out in my blog here that people need to like and comment my pics because I measure my self worth in what random strangers think of bad pics of me.
Code Monkey, can you fix this please? 
25 Dec 2012 19:52
I am now going to use my blog here for what most people use facebook statuses for; pointless updates about either trivial things that goes on in my life or sharing personal information that you would gladly live your entire life without knowing along with annoying hashtags.
First out; I haven't had a proper trip to the toilet in one day and I'm getting somewhat concerned that next time I go I will run the risk of clogging the toilet and having the facial expression of a constipated puppy. #fear #nuisance #pointless #toilet #loo