elitfromnorth's Blog Entries

25 Jun 2014 14:15


25 Jun 2014 14:14

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08 Oct 2013 11:34

30 Sep 2013 17:17

Seriously pondering about deactivating.

05 Jul 2013 09:07

STFU, Swedes....

04 Jun 2013 16:16

http://www.lushstories.com/one_winged_angel

Why should you click it? Because if she gets more views than me I have to make HER a sandwich. So if you're for equality, then click daily. give her views. If you DON'T click her profile you're supressing women!



See? the kitten is sad because you haven't clicked the link. Every day that goes by where you don't click the link a kitten gets sad. Can you live with it?

13 May 2013 12:13



19 Apr 2013 06:14

26 Mar 2013 15:33

Yes, I have actually entered the competition! Click the link, read it and laugh. I hope you laugh, because if don't you'll die sooner.

"A good laugh prolongs life"
- Proverb

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/choking-the-blue-snake.aspx

26 Mar 2013 15:04

Yes, I have actually entered the competition! Click the link, read it and laugh. I hope you laugh, because if don't you'll die sooner.

"A good laugh prolongs life"
- Proverb

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/chocking-the-blue-snake.aspx

26 Mar 2013 13:38

Yes, I have actually entered the competition! Click the link, read it and laugh. I hope you laugh, because if don't you'll die sooner.

"A good laugh prolongs life"
- Proverb

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/stroking-the-blue-snake.aspx

28 Feb 2013 14:23

Do you know what this is? This is an ebook. It has poems. It's written by Daisy. Now look at your ebookshelf. If Daisy's book is missing, you should get it. Remember Bill? He's a Grim Reaper. Odds are he's lurking around your house. He hates cherry pies and cream. Getting cherry pies and cream will keep him at a distance.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BG3EJIY

18 Feb 2013 19:53

Now I present to you; a gif that will give you a head ache, hypnotise you and fuck with your brain at the same time.

15 Feb 2013 19:59

14 Feb 2013 18:10

Valentine's Day norm says get your girl flowers and goey cards. Fuck that. Give her what she wants; some proper chocolate in huge amounts and a good long round of oral sex. If she complains after that... well, then you're shit out of luck...

04 Feb 2013 13:19



Sums it up fairly well...

29 Jan 2013 22:05

Seems like my good old friend insomnia decided to pay me a visit again.

06 Jan 2013 18:58

31 Dec 2012 20:40

27 Dec 2012 19:22

I wish Lush had a like button on statuses so that I could post pictures of me taken from angles that make me look ten times better than I usually do and then I can whore it out in my blog here that people need to like and comment my pics because I measure my self worth in what random strangers think of bad pics of me.

Code Monkey, can you fix this please?

25 Dec 2012 19:52

I am now going to use my blog here for what most people use facebook statuses for; pointless updates about either trivial things that goes on in my life or sharing personal information that you would gladly live your entire life without knowing along with annoying hashtags.

First out; I haven't had a proper trip to the toilet in one day and I'm getting somewhat concerned that next time I go I will run the risk of clogging the toilet and having the facial expression of a constipated puppy. #fear #nuisance #pointless #toilet #loo

13 Dec 2012 07:16



Pretty please?

12 Dec 2012 11:04

Sums up the weather here nicely...

09 Dec 2012 17:41

You like sex? well, I guess that's why you're here. You like food? Of course you do! Now go read justaddkatie's blog about sex and food! DO IT! DO IT!

http://sexncupcakes.blogspot.no/

07 Dec 2012 19:36

Things I never thought I'd hear my bodyparts being called;

Armpits(which are quite hairy) - Fuzzy Puppies

07 Dec 2012 08:08

Skills I didn't know I had: Making my girlfriend's balls itchy...

04 Dec 2012 11:36

29 Nov 2012 19:49

13 Nov 2012 22:43

How to make a crappy morning better? Watch an episode of Pingu!!!

06 Nov 2012 18:03



It's the truth!

Or you could go the monkey way

They say that with a thousand monkeys were given a thousand typewriters and you gave them infite time they would in the end write Shakespeare.
Twilight is 5 monkeys over the weekend, simply because they need breaks every now and then to go cry over how bad it is.