elitfromnorth's Blog Entries

Pretty please?

Sums up the weather here nicely...

You like sex? well, I guess that's why you're here. You like food? Of course you do! Now go read justaddkatie's blog about sex and food! DO IT! DO IT!

http://sexncupcakes.blogspot.no/

Things I never thought I'd hear my bodyparts being called;

Armpits(which are quite hairy) - Fuzzy Puppies

Skills I didn't know I had: Making my girlfriend's balls itchy...

How to make a crappy morning better? Watch an episode of Pingu!!!

It's the truth!

Or you could go the monkey way

They say that with a thousand monkeys were given a thousand typewriters and you gave them infite time they would in the end write Shakespeare.
Twilight is 5 monkeys over the weekend, simply because they need breaks every now and then to go cry over how bad it is.

Is your sexlife not up to par? Do you wish there could be something better? I have the cure! The reason is you haven't read one winged angels awesome story about the sex fairies! And because you haven't done that the sex faires have abandoned you! You must please them and read this story! NOW!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/fiona-sex-fairy-extraodinaire.aspx

And if your sex life is awesome, then I suggest you read it so they don't abandon you!


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Is your sexlife not up to par? Do you wish there could be something better? I have the cure! The reason is you haven't read one winged angels awesome story about the sex fairies! And because you haven't done that the sex faires have abandoned you! You must please them and read this story! NOW!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/fiona-sex-fairy-extraodinaire.aspx

And if your sex life is awesome, then I suggest you read it so they don't abandon you!

I swear! One more farmville request and I'm going postal!

I kinda know who you are, because you are on my friend's list. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for cyber, I can tell you I have a girlfriend. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills I have aqcuired over a long career. Skills that makes me a nightmare for people like you. If you vote my competition story a 5 now, that will be the end of it. I won't hunt you, I won't pursue you and I'll probably vote on your stories as well. But if you don't, I will look for you, I might bother read your stories, and I might just vote them a 4.

So go read my competition story and vote, because I just fixed a Liam Neeson quote.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/taxi-1.aspx

I have a story up for the competition! I will be whoring this one out on my blog until the competition ends, so GO FUCKING READ... and VOTE

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/taxi-1.aspx

Thanks to a special someone that gave me the inspiration to write stories like this again