Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

I think this is one of those things can go in the "My ass is too big" category, where we're self concious about something and see a flaw that the other sex can't see. Maybe a few guys would be put off by that, but those are the kind of shallow guys you wanna stay away from in the first place.

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Really? This line in the poem doesn't give you the impression of enslavement?

these hips are free hips.
these hips have never been enslaved,

I had an impression of the author's likely background on first read and then got curious and googled her just to confirm that my initial suspicious were correct.

When I read the word 'enslavement', I automatically think of slavery and its darker connotations. Not the BDSM variety. And definitely not a disgruntled middle-aged white woman.

Enslavement can mean so many things, and it doesn't have to be the slavery suffered by so many different ethnicities through history. After all, poems frequently use imagery and other things to send out a message or prove a point. Also everybody sees things differently, especially in poems. Just because you get a certain impression of something, doesn't mean that everyone else will automatically get the same impression, especially if you read it in a more modern context. Like She pointed out, unless we have proper background info on the poet we won't know what time it is written in, and usually we'll read the poem out from a modern point of view, especially if handed to us like it was now.

Get your facts right. Blizzard did not merge with Activision, they were bought up by them.

Still doesn't remove the fact that Activision is typical company like EA; it's not about producing quality anymore, it's all about earning money, hence making shit so easy that even the 13yo's can do it with one arm behind their back.

I'll give EA sports cred, though. They produce good stuff, but EA as a company has fucked up Westwood Studios(Command & Conquer series) and they through out Bullfrog which made REALLY good games(Theme Hospital, Theme Park, Dungeon Keeper series).

Right now the only bigshot I trust is Ubisoft and their products like Assassin's Creed. Red Dog make some good shit too with their Uncharted series.

True, you could go the shallow way and say she's turning on men simply because she proclaims in the poem that she's big and she doesn't get hit on, so it's time to strike back, although that would probably be considered a less intelligent answer even if it's just as likely to be true. Most poems are born due to personal matters.

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Why not just put one of these in every town square? Then have a blackboard next to it and you can put up the different things each person has done. It's perfect! A bit of nostalgia of bringing back the good medieval times. I say you take it a couple steps further and introduce maybe quartering in your executions.

Am I too late to join in?

I know fuck all about poems and what they mean and so I'm just gonna lash out and be devil's advocate and find a way to shoot down the last two lines of this poem(which if I remember correctly from my eng lit course is usually the most important bit, but I could be wrong).

"to put a spell on a man and
spin him like a top "

Those lines there seems like she doesn't want to be free and clear of men, to make her own decisions, but it seems more like she wants to move further to be the opressor. Women have been oppressed for long and now it's their turn to "rule". She's gonna use all her skills and qualities to use men in ways that profit her and her friends and that seems to be her only goal. Instead of talking about being free she talks like she is going to become one of "us" in the same way "we" have used them. So instead of being women's liberation and equality she's actually turning it to be more about oppression of men and how it is now her time to take control and abuse her power and through that action she undermines everything about women's equalities. She's not talking about liberation, but she's talking about revolution. It's like reading a poem written by a marxist talking about capitalists.

I could probably go on, but I think I would have written something along those lines if I was to go anti on this poem. Almost forgotten how fun it is to play Devil's Advocate

A swede? Fucking hell

Did join in on WoW not long after Wrath of the Lich King was released. Turned out to be a damn good one with my blood elf holy priest, but the patches before Cataclysm ruined it all. Didn't buy the expansion, but the way they ruined the talent tree really did it for me. Suddenly there was just one way to spec.

Tried guildwars 2, but it didn't really draw me in the same way WoW did. The fact that the skills were bound to your weapon and not your level was kinda annoying.

Other than that I have really enjoyed Diablo III, although it sucks that you have to work so damn hard to get the stuff needed for the last difficulty. Usually you have to go on AH for it and that's ludicrously pricey.

Enjoying Assassin's Creed now and also revisit Batman from time to time. Gonna download Dos box to see if Dungeon Keeper 2 works.

I've seen plenty of 'raw' statements on threads that I could take personal offence to, but I don't. Because people are entitled to their opinions and if conceptually someone wasn't into me or attracted to me because of some attribute I do or don't possess, I don't get offended. People are into different things. No big deal.



It wasn't just saying "Small cocks doesn't do it for me, sorry", but pretty much screaming "You have a small cock thus you will automatically be shite!". It's her attitude people are reacting to, not her preference. If she doesn't like cocks smaller than 6 inches then good for her. That's her preference and she's entitled to it, but there's a way of phrasing things that obviously is a skill she hasn't mastered yet...

People express themselves in different ways too. Some people just lay it out raw. Or maybe she has really strong feelings about it for whatever reason. I wouldn't break a sweat over it.

So in other words saying "I don't date red heads because they're all retards" is a perfectly ok statement? I'm just laying it out raw?

yes, for me, men with a cock smaller than 6 inches is SHIT

AWESOME Means I won't have to worry about you hitting on me. I'll drink to that

considering it's working fine with everyone else then the problem could be with your browser. Have you tried any other browser?

Now you're mine :-"

As it comes for sexual partners I don't think I have any preference other than legal and attractive enough for me to get it up, although if I was to go to bed with a woman in her late 40's and 50's she would have to look damn good!

As far as relationship I'd want someone near my own age, plus minus 5 years , simply so we're at the same stage of life together.

Fuck off

long white button up shirt that won't be a problem if they fly across the room. If it's long enough to cover the arse then no need for anything else underneath. hot hot hot

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You can say whatever you want, but that's just a waste of proper meat. I'd rather put it in a pan and turn it into a proper meal.

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So unlike PETA who supports terrorism and acts of violence they just snatch as much money as they can?

Crap! You again?

Strangely, I know exactly what you mean. Had the same thing for a girl some time back and it took me a while before building up the courage to make a move. Sadly(well, not so sad now, but it was at the time) as I did, it was one of those "watch me crash and burn as I ask a hot girl that has no interest in me out" kind of things and it was a blatant no.

Like dude said; this is the girl you want to love, not fuck. It's time to stop circling and time o make your move. Try not to use any crappy pick up lines and fuck this up, because then you'll be kicking yourself afterwards. You'll also be kicking yourself if you don't ask her out at all, because if you're anything like me you're gonna have a mind filled with "What if?" scenarios.

Answered your question in help the guys section :)

Depends on one thing; If we introduce a second girl to the bed, does that mean that we at one point has to introduce a second dude? If yes then it doesn't really matter because I'm waaay too possessive and don't want to share her with another dude(would lead to a whole line of questions that I don't want to ask myself).

If the answer is no then sure why not have a bi girl if you can have a threesome with a second girl. But that would just be one more thing that could be tried. I think all guys have a fantasy about having a threesome with 2 girls, so it's not strange that we get the idea that with a bi girl we're one step closer for it to happen.

But I don't give a crap either way. As long as she loves me and stays faithful that's all I ask. I'm old fashioned like that *goes to get my cane and sixpence*

Not necessarily. The fact that he wants to do it with you and introduce things that I'm guessing you're gonna use on him just proves he's getting more comfortable with you in bed. Toys can be a great to spice things up and change it a bit, and it's usually a good thing. If you have a dildo or a vibrator or whatever try handing it to him and let him use it on you.
If it's things he wanna use on you while you're out I'm guessing it's like a small vibrator that can be stuck down your panties and he or you have the remote to crank the vibrations up or down. This can be really hot and you can go out and have dinner and the entire dinner will be like a long foreplay.
As for he wanting to be fucked by a strap on it's not odd. Although I've never experienced it myself I have heard that a prostate orgasm can be very very intense and mindblowing. I say try a well lubed finger up his butt next time you're giving him a blowjob. You might find his reaction quite the turn on :)

So short answer; just because he wants to use toys on you and he wants you to use toys on him doesn't mean that he's bored of you. It's just some extra spice to add into the sex life.

It takes a really close and trusting relationship to make it work. If you're in a relationship which is strong there's a better chance that it would work. A shaky relationship would just get weaker. If you're just offering a hall pass because you want one yourself, the odds are your relationship is already in trouble.

Agreed. If you're doing it as a way to try and save your relationship then you might as well end it straight away or try to find a way that actually will save it. It could easily end up with resentment if one gets a lot of offers and the other gets none despite trying. That will lead to one being out shagging all night while the other sits at home and gets off while doing some crappy cyber. Not an ideal situation.

If both of you really want to fuck other people I suggest swinger's clubs. Then you go together and leave together.

Talk to your wife. Tell her you got urges that needs to be released. Maybe she'll be interested at trying new things. I doubt there's just one position that works for her, you two just gotta have a talk and see what happens. If it ends up with you cheating then all hell will break loose when she finds out. Yes, I said when, not if.

First; how long does she want you there? 3 days? 2 weeks? 1 month?
second; how long can you stay there? do you work or study and how long can you stay there without it affecting your job/studies in a bad way.
Third; do you have commitments back home that requires your attention? Family, friends, happenings, other stuff?
Fourth; how long do you want to stay there?

It's basically just how long does she want you there, how long do you want to be there and how long can you be there. Answer these questions and you have your answer.

The question should be reformulated. "Is cyber sex without your SO's knowledge and approval cheating?" If the question is formed like that then I will most defientely say yes. If your partner is aware of you doing it and is ok with you doing it then I'd say no.

After all you have swingers and open relationships/marriages. In their eyes they're not cheating, just doing something different. So it all depends on whether your partner is ok with it or not. If they're not ok with it then you're definetely cheating whenever you're having cyber, especially if you don't tell him afterwards(unlike Ruthie who only uses us guys to get a good spanking ).

Like overmyknee said, your statements and views seems like it's some "valuable" life experience that you've recieved from the newly divorced 40+ guys you work with. To me it also reaks of jealousy and anger towards women that have shot you down once you start talking about the workings of a turbo engine. I know several girls who hang around with almost just guys simply because in their view there's too much gossip and too much drama with girls. Not because they are "bitches" as you so elegantly put it. You do seem like a person that really need to get your head out of your ass and maybe be a bit more humble. Let me give you a free piece of advice; no matter how much you've gone through in your 19 years on this planet, you're still far far away from becoming a Buddha. Take some advice from the women here before you go out and end up single and miserable the rest of your life.

As for the OP he could simply just have been unlucky being in a relationship with the wrong kind of girls. But if he feels the need to be in control and that relationships are too complicated because they bring on an emotional level that can't be rationalised then he seems more like some sort of autistic scientist type, and then he's not really cut out for a relationship unless he meets one of the most understanding women in the world. If he really is a decent guy and not a bad catch then he's more likely to get a girlfriend by starting to date someone he knows well and that knows him other than going to a bar and meet a girl. Just my and they are probably worthless because I've yet to had breakfast. I feel like having bacon.