Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

First; how long does she want you there? 3 days? 2 weeks? 1 month?
second; how long can you stay there? do you work or study and how long can you stay there without it affecting your job/studies in a bad way.
Third; do you have commitments back home that requires your attention? Family, friends, happenings, other stuff?
Fourth; how long do you want to stay there?

It's basically just how long does she want you there, how long do you want to be there and how long can you be there. Answer these questions and you have your answer.

The question should be reformulated. "Is cyber sex without your SO's knowledge and approval cheating?" If the question is formed like that then I will most defientely say yes. If your partner is aware of you doing it and is ok with you doing it then I'd say no.

After all you have swingers and open relationships/marriages. In their eyes they're not cheating, just doing something different. So it all depends on whether your partner is ok with it or not. If they're not ok with it then you're definetely cheating whenever you're having cyber, especially if you don't tell him afterwards(unlike Ruthie who only uses us guys to get a good spanking ).

Like overmyknee said, your statements and views seems like it's some "valuable" life experience that you've recieved from the newly divorced 40+ guys you work with. To me it also reaks of jealousy and anger towards women that have shot you down once you start talking about the workings of a turbo engine. I know several girls who hang around with almost just guys simply because in their view there's too much gossip and too much drama with girls. Not because they are "bitches" as you so elegantly put it. You do seem like a person that really need to get your head out of your ass and maybe be a bit more humble. Let me give you a free piece of advice; no matter how much you've gone through in your 19 years on this planet, you're still far far away from becoming a Buddha. Take some advice from the women here before you go out and end up single and miserable the rest of your life.

As for the OP he could simply just have been unlucky being in a relationship with the wrong kind of girls. But if he feels the need to be in control and that relationships are too complicated because they bring on an emotional level that can't be rationalised then he seems more like some sort of autistic scientist type, and then he's not really cut out for a relationship unless he meets one of the most understanding women in the world. If he really is a decent guy and not a bad catch then he's more likely to get a girlfriend by starting to date someone he knows well and that knows him other than going to a bar and meet a girl. Just my and they are probably worthless because I've yet to had breakfast. I feel like having bacon.

Once you've realised what gets you going you also need to tell this to your partner. If you don't say anything or guide him in any way he's gonna just assume everything is ok and that you're happy in bed. You don't have to have a long talk, but more in the way of you "When you touch me like that it's good, but could you try touching me like that instead, because that always gets me going." After letting him know what you want and how you like it you'll quickly see if he's someone that wants to please you as well and if he's willing to try. One thing you also need to take into consideration is his level of experience. If he's just as newbie as you it can take some time before he gets into the rythm, so if you took his virginity then you shouldn't throw him away after just six times.

The origins of it that I know of is that one guy forced his subs into this type of grammar to make himself feel more superior and from there it was picked up by others.

Seems a bit interesting to lead on a tradition based on someone that needed to feel more superior. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it so that a dom isn't superior to a sub, but just the dominant one? That they're both equal? Or have I missed something

@Master_Jonathan: To be honest with you, when you capitalise My and Me it makes you look like you're one step away from getting a Julius Caesar complex and will start referring to yourself in third person. I'm not saying you're bigheaded with a complex, but to some it could appear like that. It's just the general signal you're sending out by the way you use capitalisation.

Define obscene please, Mr. Meese.

Would that be like the prominent display of the toilet bowl in your second profile photograph? Very enticing product placement, incidentally, but some people may find that quite offensive.

I find it quite offensive that he has a white toilet bowl. it's obvious racism that it's pure white and not different colours. Where's the diversity????

Alright you little bug muncher, here's an ant for you. The bootyshake smiley is still above the hugs in the private chats. Just thought I should let you know.

And I see a black cat appear around the area. I think it's watching me, watching my typing. The white mask it's wearing makes it quite scary...

Not a chance. I couldn't stand seeing her be fucked by another dude. It would just feel wrong, like I wasn't good enough and it would crush my self esteem watching her enjoy another man, and my heart.

The latest release should solve all of your iOS issues.

Job well done. Give yourself a drunken stupor on Steve Jobs' bill, because you bloody deserve it.

Can you please stop confusing me? I need my braincell for other things...

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Does he use it on you every time? If so then that might just be a thing for him, one that elevates it to a new level.

I don't think I'd use a gag ball, I'd probably try something else like a wet pair of panties or something, but that is just for a bit of kink or spice and to try something different, not a must. Hearing her moan is one massive turn on for me, and it's like I can feel myself get one step closer to orgasm just from the moans, so to me the ideal situation is that she screams out(within reason mind you, don't wanna be deaf) whenever we get it on. But maybe if you're really loud the gag changes the sound you make and makes it kinda kinky. FUck if I know. I just know if I'm watching porn to get off on my own I pretty much need to have sound on(in b4 they all fake it)

I don't produce a lot. Probably enough for it to be tasted.

If pre-cum follows the same "rules" as to cum when we're talking amounts then probably the most important bit is keeping yourself hydrated. If you drink a lot of liquid you will cum more and maybe also produce more pre-cum. But this is just me guessing because I have no clue at all

Watching a woman get off is a lovely image. If you also know that she's getting off just because of you and that turns her on even more then that's even better. Immediate hard on.

If we're talking about a relationship then intelligence is a must. She doesn't have to have a phd, but I would like that she doesn't think Obama is a skin care product she wants to try.

As far as her being more intelligent than me that's absolutely fine. I don't mind her being a genius and being the competative moron I am it would probably drive me to delve into books to find a subject to beat her on.

BUT if she uses her intelligence to make me feel less of a person then that's something I don't want to get involved in. Jokingly, sure, but being serious about it then it just becomes a type of relationship where she might as well beat me every day.

Your dreams are really interesting trinket. Whatever drugs you're on I'll have two, unless you're still as fat as the day we met. Then I think one will be enough

We actually met just a couple of years ago(maybe all the dope you're smoking is making you think you're rich and really old). I was on duty with the 330 squadron back home when we got a call that a couple of hikers had fallen down on a shelf like a pair of dumbass sheep. Despite there being a storm we knew that time was of the essence because being the dumbass foreigners they probably hadn't dressed well. So we got into the chopper and I flew out to the mountain where they were stuck.

The winds was making it a nightmare to keep the chopper steady, but with my skills I managed to keep it steady enough to lower the man down and bring the other two guys up. You presented to be a bigger problem. High as a kite you thought the chopper was a dragon and you refused to be eaten like your two friends so my colleague had to force the harness on you and bring you up. Safely down on the ground you ran around like a mental woman and had to be restrained in the ambulance.

The rescue is still being talked about and I hear discovery is gonna make a documentary about it. I'm sure they'll keep your name out of it

If you got so close that you didn't only shag her, you also got so close that you're considering a relationship then surely you know why she cheated. If it was because her husband was shagging the nanny or any other thing that makes him a bad man then you just need to make sure not to do the same thing.

If she just cheated because he wasn't up to par in bed then you can be damn sure she'll go looking for another cock if you don't satisfy her completely, and you either need a lot of confidence or communication to be sure she doesn't screw around.

Regardless, going into a relationship with someone that just cheated and doesn't feel guilty about it is far from ideal as long as there's a connection that's really strong.

But I'd also question your own morals as to your morals and how trustworthy you are. After all, ethical rules doesn't seem to apply to you...

YOU MUST POST STATUS UPDATES ON FACEBOOK IN ALL CAPS!!!!

Considering aggression is a sign of lack of testosterone then fighting men should really go see a doctor. Add the fact that even though you feel strong after a fight you're simply running on adrenaline afterwards, so any sex afterwards probably wouldn't be all that since he'd fall asleep quickly afterwards. Add to the fact that he might end up with a rather unsexy look and I doubt a trip to the er and giving a police statement is sexy

This. I heard that as well, some alternative doctors with PhD are swearing that your own urine is healing you. There are some protocols how to use it but in general, your own urine is healing you.

Alternative being the keyword. Urine is waste. It's something the body wants to get rid of. Same as poo. Show me research done by scientists that aren't from the University of New Age Medicine that actually shows this and I'll start considering it. Thing is that most of the urine that comes out of you is impure. By saying that I mean that if the water from your tap had the same level of purity as your urine then your local council would either shut it down or go with the good old "If you're gonna drink the water, boil it first."

Anyone who's been into a public bathroom can tell you why golden showers aren't all that appealing. The strong ammonia smell could probably turn even a dog in heat off.

Don't think it's something I would do unless my significant other really wanted to try it. Not something I would bring up though.

a hot dog
jelly beans
a beer bottle
a shower head
a gear shift
I once lost a strawberry in there...
....um i think i will stop there....lol

I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious now

If the men on here cook all the meals, pick up all the clothes, do all the dishes, watch Lifetime for Women, etc..... I know what the women want. Maybe they're saving themselves for A REAL MAN! Not to sound chauvenistic, but any man who does ALL those things described in your opening post is a gay man. Yes, a woman likes help around the house. But if a man does it all, then the woman will no longer respect their man. He becomes nothing more than a roommate who must pull his share of the chores. I expect my woman to be womanlike. I don't expect her to help me change the oil in the car. And if she took it upon herself to do it, I would look at her differently. Even to the point of being sexually turned off. Maybe women aren't denying sex as punishment. Maybe they're denying it because they want their man back. Of course, this whole argument goes out the window if you were originally attracted to the oil changing woman or the Lifetime watching man.

Now if you'll just step over here I can show you the road that leads away from the 1930's and into the 21st century

As for the question in general; I guess that's very much based on the individual level, isn't it? Call me naïve, but there are two things that strike me.
1) Isn't it so that if a woman isn't comfortable, relaxed and happy(i.e. there's something bothering her) then she's pretty much unable to be turned on unless she has one of those spots that when you kiss it turns her mind into mush and she forgets everything? I know that for a certain degree it goes for us guys as well. The trouble of a flawed erection isn't because the girl is ugly, but many other things.

2) Why use anything as a weapon to get your way? Isn't a relationship about give and take? Is it really so that you should force your will on your partner, and if so, is it right to do so? Again, call me naïve if you want because I haven't been married and have never lived with my girlfriend, so do enlighten me if I have an idealistic view of a relationship that will get shot to pieces once I enter that world.

Unless he can't do it on his own, even just a little, then it's difficult if not impossible. Like it's been stated; you can't train a pussy to be a boss. It's in you from day one. Maybe you've bossed him around too much in your every day life and now it's coming back to haunt you in the bedroom. It's personality, not something you can train.

You do it all the time Viking!! Oops was I not supposed to reveal your identity?
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Depends on the type. If it's more sensual and "classy" black and white ones that hides the private parts then I could probably do it. Could even do some with my better half, as long as everything's covered. Well, dunno if the bum has to be, but the other things would have to be covered. But I don't have the greatest body, so I guess a bit of resketching would be a necessity from the photographer

1. Been here for over a month with no avatar
2. Having pics that show both face and genitals open for everyone to see. Odds are that then it's not them.
3. Crappy typing. If u writ lik dis then I wont frind u cuz u seem lik a fucking idiot with the intellect of a dead sheep.
4. Completely empty bio and tons of friends.
5. If you have boybands or JB in your music taste. Then I will find you and slam you in the head with your crappy ipod.

Most definetely. Don't think I've ever heard someone say "It's only oral. That mean it's not cheating!" as a defence before.

A young boy came home early one day and went upstairs to his mum's room because he was hungry. There he surprised his mum as she was still in bed with her lover. She grabbed the kid and hurried him into the closet. The boy stood there and waiting until suddenly he heard his father shouting from downstairs. Not long after the lover came into the closet, hiding from the angry husband.
"Really dark in here" said the boy.
"Yeah"
"I have a football(soccerball to you yanks)"
"Well that's nice."
"You wanna buy it? Only cost you £100"
"100 quid? No chance!"
"My dad's just downstairs..."
"Alright alright! Just be quiet." So the lover bought the football from the young boy.

The next day the lad come home early again. Once more he found his mother in bed with her lover and she hurried him into the closet. Again a little later his dad come home and shouted from down the stairs and so the lover ran into the closet.
"Really dark in here" said the boy.
"Oh God.. Yeah."
"I have a pair of football gloves."
"Alright alright, how much?"
"£200."
"200 quid? But the ball was only 100?"
"My dad's just downstairs..."
"Alright alright!" and so the lover bought the gloves for 200 quid.

The next day the dad told the boy to get his ball and gloves and they'd go out in the backyard to play a bit. The boy had to admit that he had sold the ball and gloves to a new friend. When the dad asked how much he admitted that it was for 300 pounds. "You scammed your mate for 300 quid? That's it! You're going to church to confess to the priest!" To church they went and the dad pushed the boy into the confession box. He sat there silent for a while, looking around before finally muttering to the priest.
"Really dark in here."
"Don't you fucking start that shit again!!!"

I'd like to see more of these on profiles.

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Reason guys don't put that on their profile is because we know you'd stalk us and start luring outside our house in hope of getting massive ginga cocks :p

I used to ride with the Golden Horde of Gengish Khan. I remember I had been hit after a minor skirmish on the Russian plains with Polish Hussars. With an arrow in my chest I rode along the plains until I fell off my horse. Poor thing was injured as well. I dunno how long I was there, but this hot thing found me. I was passed out when she took me back to her cabin and healed me up there. It was several days with fever and delerium before I managed to get out of bed. I'll be forever greatful to her for that.