Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic Manscaping - How do you do it?
Posted 21 Nov 2012 08:21

So to what extent do you guys keep control of your pubes? All off? Trimming it a bit?

Trimming - How often, how long do you let it be and how often do you do it?

Shaving - How often, and what equipment do you use? Just a regular razor or do you pick something else? Foam and all that crap too? Regular shaving foam for your face or other types?

Waxing - How often, do it yourself or letting your lover do it? Or do you go to a pro and get it done there?

Personally lately I've sticked to trimming it a bit, just to get the worst off. Have tried waxing once, and I can't really say it hurt that much. Was a bit sore for a day, but I didn't lay on the table and screamed or anything.

Now share!

If women do it on their men feel free to share your experiences. I've heard it can be quite fun and almost sensual to shave each other.

Topic Blow Jobs: Balls or No Balls?
Posted 21 Nov 2012 08:17

I always try to give them a little attention - at least with my hand. I heard once that if you treat them like breasts it works well . Haven't had any complaints ;) I always ask new partners what they like and will add to the basics if that's what he wants.

I think this would be really depending on how sensitive the balls are and how rough you want your boobs to be played with. Some of the things I've read here and seen on movies I would never let anyone do to my balls. I'm twitching just from the thought.d'oh!

But please give my balls some attention. And if manscaping is a necessity to get the attention there I'll gladly do it.

Topic A guy wearing your panties
Posted 21 Nov 2012 08:10

No, I'm pretty sure I would laugh if he were standing in front of me in my knickers. NO way I would let him fuck me with them on. Unfortunately now that vision is going to be stuck in my head for a long time....

You know you love the idea of being fucked with the feeling of your silk panties slamming against your skin and then be handed them back, all stretched and with a nicely placed sweatstain on the arse clown

For me, I think it would probably disappear into the big vastness that is my big arse and then they'd be so stretched she could use it as a sail for her boat. Not to mention I'd feel like my entire masculinity was ripped to shreads along with the fabric and her giggling wouldn't help on my confidence.

Topic Guys, would you rather fuck a tight or wide pussy?
Posted 21 Nov 2012 08:00

so... why is it when the guys ask about cock size, and one of the girls says something other then "oh, it's not about the size, it's about what he does with it, cock size doesn't matter to me" like when she says "small cocks are shit", she gets jumped on and yet, it's ok (and trust me, i do think it's ok) to discuss tight pussies vs wide pussies and be all "yeah, why would anyone want to fuck a loose vagina?"

just me thinking out loud...

Have yet to see someone in here say "a wide pussy is shit" with the following exclemation marks as was put in the thread you refer to. It's not about inequality, it's about the phrasing.

Topic Parents get strippers for son's 16th birthday party, facing possible criminal charges.
Posted 21 Nov 2012 06:46

Child endangerment? Since when was getting a massive boner considered endangerment?

Fair enough, the parents might not be the brightest if they ordered a stripper to the party, and usually the strippers draw the line(especially if they're professionals and not stripper and massage therapist) with the lapdance. And considering they're only 16 the kid recieving it was probably too shellshocked to do anything while he was getting an ass grinded against him.

As far as the alcohol servings go that's fine with me. Over here we run strict rules on that stuff, so I don't see a problem with checking if people brought alcohol and gave it to minors.

But the rest? Please...

Topic 2016...me entiendes? Cuidate!
Posted 20 Nov 2012 09:22

Marco Rubio

"GQ: How old do you think the Earth is?

Marco Rubio: I'm not a scientist, man .



This sentence immediately made me think of Leo from that 70's show

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Leo 2016!!!

Topic Second Amendment
Posted 20 Nov 2012 09:17

Is it possible for the US to change it's constitution in any way? Remove outdated things or add things that should be added simply because times have changed? In other words, is it theoretically possible to remove or change the second amendment in a way that will no longer give every person with a clean criminal record to own a gun without the purpose of sport or hunting?

Topic Guys, would you rather fuck a tight or wide pussy?
Posted 20 Nov 2012 05:44

Tight pussy is better, but not so tight that it hurts for either of them.

Topic Should the U.S. stop trying to be a Super Power?
Posted 19 Nov 2012 15:48

I admire Switzerland as a country that has minded it's own affairs throughout modern history and has prospered peacefully while it's neighbor's on it's borders waged numerous conflicts. There is a lesson to be learned there.

Why was Switzerland neutral? Because they could. The geography makes it a hellish place to invade and you don't want to go there without a complete neccessity to enter. It's not so much smart politics, but it's more being lucky with the borders. Until recent times bringing in supplies as you wage the war would happen by land or sea, not air, which in return makes Switzerland a really risky place to bring in supplies. Easier to go around than through.

As far as the US I don't know if quick isolationism is the way to go. You'll end up leaving a power vacum that has to be filled. The world will always need one big boss, as it always has. Question is just who. At the moment I can only see China as the possible candidate, since Russia is struggling too much to become a super power. Despite what you wish to believe, a strong military power brings on a greater diplomatic and economic influence. Would you really want China to become the new super power, dictating world politics and the economy? Because that's basically what the US has done. The US has made a move and the rest of the world have responded accordingly.

The US's problem is they go in where they're not really needed. Afghanistan can be excused, since the government there housed Al-Qaida. Iraq really can't, since they didn't find the WMD's. Two long lasting wars and no dead Osama bin Laden(until recently) and no WMD's makes it seem like the US are more invading to promote their own interest than being "liberators". Just have a look at Gitmo and Abu Ghraib and you have two media nightmares that just shows the US as an aggressive power with no respect for the people of the country they invade. Add a few dead children from US bombs and you got yourself a really shite image even amongst your allies. The important part isn't what really happened, it's what people believe happened. If they believe a US bomb dropped on an appartment building then that's how they'll act and view America.

Add the anger towards Israel and the US always having Israel's back, then I'm sure even I as a white man could rile up a couple of hundred people to burn a couple of American flags in Saudi Arabia or Yemen or anywhere in the Arab world.

What should the US do to get more "likes"? Not go anywhere military without broad support from the rest of the world, no matter how strong desire inside the country is. It will only lead to more problems.

Topic Second Amendment
Posted 19 Nov 2012 15:15

An acceptable militia working outside the control of any branch of the government or parliment breaks with one of the main principles of being considered a state; that the government and authorities have complete violence monopoly, meaning they are the only ones that can use force no matter what the situation. The belief that it is a necessity for people to be able to round up in a militia in case the government becomes too totalitarian means that you have no faith what so ever in the democracy that exists in the US today. And don't give me any of the "Better to be safe than sorry" crap.

Topic Make the pussy fit the dick, not the other way around
Posted 19 Nov 2012 03:23

If they made tires out of pussies then Goodyear and Firestone would go out of business...LOL.....Kidding ladies.......

Put four pussies on your car and you'll have a strong grip on even the wettest surfaces. Interesting in the police report if you throw that kind of tire on someone's head. Death by pussy.

Ok, I'll stop now, but still curious if there are anyone with experience in this.drunken

Topic What is the most important "life lesson" you have learned?
Posted 19 Nov 2012 02:25

Being political uncorrect and having a stance on an issue that's not supported as an acceptable idea by the vast majority is not always something you should tell others. Even if you live in a country where you can't be punished legally for your views and opinions, there are still other ways society not only can, but WILL punish you.

Topic Best way to move on?
Posted 18 Nov 2012 14:39

Find something to keep you busy. School, work or a hobby. Whatever it is, as long as it keeps you busy and it takes your mind off him. Socialise with other people where you won't meet him and in places where you don't have many memories from. For instance, if it was a certain restaurant or somewhere you two used to go then avoid that place as much as you can. Things like that will help push it away.

Find ways to wear you out. After my break up a friend of me told me to run. Run as fast as you can, as long as you can, run until you feel the taste of blood in your mouth. It might sound extreme, but burning energy and wearing yourself out in a physical way will help put things off.

Those are the long term means. Short term would of course to do the good old get drunk and sleep around a bit, but that depends on if you're the kind of person that get drunk. In any case, if friends ask you to go out with them then do it. The last thing you should do is sit home alone and think about him. Socialise with others.

And lastly; stay the fuck away from him. If he suddenly calls you and goes "Why haven't I heard from you lately?" then you have every right in the world to tell him that he stabbed you in the back and he can go to his girlfriend.

Topic Stealing a girl from her boyfriend.
Posted 16 Nov 2012 08:53

Like Dancing Doll said:

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You're so firmly placed in the friendzone you'd need a bomb to get you out of it. I know where you're coming from, I've been in the same situation myself a couple of times, although luckily with the girl I really fell head over heels for never really did take much interest in me, not even when she was drunk. You need to move on. It's gonna be hard, and it's gonna take a while, but my advice is to move on as best you can. Or at the very least try.

What you shouldn't do is force the issue of her breaking up with him. One thing is drunken rambling that happens once or twice, but if you start bringing up when sober how crap he is, odds are she's gonna go on the defensive and just push you away. It's what most people do, so nothing unique about that.

You've chased her long enough. If she really wants you at this point you need to make her chase you. Start dating other girls, maybe even ask her for tips on how to pick up other girls, if she has any nice single friends etc. She is using you for her own interest, not necessarily yours. Odds are it will never be the two of you, especially not until she matures and realises what kind of man she wants for a long term solution.

Topic Petitions to secede from the United States after the election
Posted 15 Nov 2012 15:15

They're just finding back to their roots. Remember, the US was founded by pilgrims that wanted a place outside British law where they could freely persecute heretics and others and not risk punishment from more reasonable authorities.

Also, it would be interesting to see how much these states would be able to cope on their own. Especially since some of them are isolated. Not to mention the toll that would be put on goods that they produced and the costs to ship it outside the US(for some of the states). I say let them sit and scream. There will be others screaming in 4 years when you guys elect a Republican.

Topic Pandhandlers
Posted 15 Nov 2012 15:08

I sometimes give. There are some people I don't give to, like the Romanians, simply because they make my ears bleed with the accordion they play all the time. It's terrible to listen to.

We used to have a law against begging, but after it got lifted we had a stream of Romanians that come here to the cities simply to beg or sell some crappy goods. Very often it's Gypsies that get blamed as the "perpetrators". I doubt I'll ever give money to them, simply because the only reason they're here is because they can get more money begging here than at home. That doesn't give me any sympathy for them at all. If they can afford the trip up her then surely that's enough to get them by back at home. So no, I rarely give. I'd rather give it to a non profit orginasation, like the Salvation Army that I know will use the money to help people.

And when people talk about how they're lazy and don't wanna work, I doubt they consider the fact that they have no home or place to freshen up and look presentable and don't have the clothes for it either, so basically the only job they can have is somewhere where they won't meet customers.

Topic Should kids in the untied states have to say the pledge of alligence in school
Posted 15 Nov 2012 09:51

As a foreigner I think this is rather weird and seems close to indoctrination of fealthy in small kids. Just because the kids don't say it, doesn't mean they'll end up like traitors, and just because they do, doesn't mean they won't end up like one. It seems pointless and is frightingly close to saying "USA ├╝ber alles".

On a second note, I find it humoristic and ironic that something that I would guess is hailed especially by conservatives was originally written by socialist evil4

Topic Sending Money for Love on Lush
Posted 15 Nov 2012 06:58

Do I get a part of your inheritance as well? Because that's what you need my account for, right? To safely store your billion dollar( US, not Zimbabwe dollars) inheritance somewhere the local tax authorities can't see it. Right?

Topic David Petraeus's resignation: Do you approve him having to resign?
Posted 14 Nov 2012 09:51

If it's true that cheating is a court marshal offense then of course he has to go. I doubt you're allowed to get a security clearance at that level if you got a criminal record.

And the fact that he cheated shows poor judgement. He knows he's a high value target for intelligence, and screwing someone to get information is so well known that it even got it's own term; honey trap. Who knows what gets said during pillow talk. Hell, the director of the Norwegian equivalent to the CIA and FBI said we had agents in Pakistan during an open hearing that was broadcasted on live television. Yes, that was classified as very sensitive information and the Pakistani went bonkers.

Topic Now we are 6
Posted 14 Nov 2012 08:19

It's Lush's birthday? TIME TO GET DRINKING IN CELEBRATION! Pint Drunk Pour Wine

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 14 Nov 2012 08:15

easy as fucking up sentences? (because you're obviously having more problems constructing one than a blind monkey in front of a broken typewriter)

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 14 Nov 2012 08:08

witch goes for you too

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 14 Nov 2012 08:01

witch describes your girl well

Topic What would you do to the person above you?
Posted 14 Nov 2012 04:57

give her a shirt. it's winter damnit!

Topic Ladies, what is your fave porn to watch when masturbating?
Posted 14 Nov 2012 02:48

This may sound crazy but I enjoy masturbatin to gay male porn. When the guy tht is giving cums I usually cum as well

It's not more crazy than guys jacking off to lesbian porn. Probably more common than girls would like to admit.

Topic Using objects around the home as dildo
Posted 14 Nov 2012 02:43

So it wouldn't be from dildo incident related?

Dildos themselves can't bleed, so if you stuck something inside your pussy and you started bleeding after that odds are you've torn something or whatever that has made you start bleeding. But I would guess that any bleeding from your vagina that isn't due to your period is cause for seeing the doctor, especially if it goes on for two days.

Topic Make the pussy fit the dick, not the other way around
Posted 14 Nov 2012 02:15

Since the question "Does size matters" appear so often, I thought I should twist it a bit(yes, I'm on a bus and I'm bored as hell). I saw an article where they debated the whole thing and one sexologist said that size actually has nothing to do about it, but it's actually how well trained the woman's pelvic muscles are. If I'm not mistaken then this means that you can actually do the right work out stuff and your pussy will become tighter. Is this a fact and do anyone have experience with this?

Topic What Would You Do If You Had A Chance Encounter With The Person Above You
Posted 13 Nov 2012 23:36

Get her piss drunk, trick her into bed with an ugly woman and then take pictures as they get it on. Once the worst of the hangover is gone the following morning I'll show her the pics evil4

Topic Can price gouging be a GOOD thing?
Posted 13 Nov 2012 12:03



I generally agree with you, Elit. In this case, the gouging would be a temporary thing. A few days to a couple weeks. Not a long term gouging, if that matters. Within the theory mentioned, it would only last until things normalized. Not long enough to permanently affect someone's ability to get to from school/work.

Just a couple of weeks? That's not really "just" or "only" is it? Besides, if you allow price gauging on gas and other petroleum products, what's to keep it from going on other things as well? And when you suddenly have disasters or times of need etc. you end up having gauged on a lot of things that doesn't really affect your ability to go to school or work and food, like batteries and so forth, but you're still allowing those with means to buy all they need while those with less means have to chose between what's most necessary and what they can go without for a certain amount of time.

And once the prices drop you'll suddenly have a large demand that will arise and the same situation will come again. There's a reason why socilogists and historians mock economists, and that's because they only think numbers and thinks there's nothing else to society than that. They believe they can take an economic model and use that to describe how speed limits affect casualties on a certain road(yes, they actually do believe that). Listen to them when they talk about something that's exclusively about numbers and won't affect the society in any way, like what's the best way to pay of your mortgage and so forth. But other than that they are useless because they have a blindspot the size of Russia.

Topic Can price gouging be a GOOD thing?
Posted 13 Nov 2012 10:54

One thing that needs to be mentioned: economsist usually have one thing and one thing only on their mind; the market. They don't take into account the social effects that stuff like that would cause. With a tripled gas price you'll probably end up with illegal gas being sold cheaper, but still with a good profit.

You'll also end up with the poorer people not having the money to buy gas so they can drive their kids back and forth to school. Once again it's the economists that live in their little bubble and can't see anything but numbers.