Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

"God is dead"
- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead"
- God

Too much to drink... Oh bollocks...

Erdinger Weiss. Need beer with some taste! Too much beer that has no taste at all.

If it's Liquor then I want a cognac or scotch whisky. No matter what, it needs to be drunk room temperature minimum, otherwise you kill the taste, so to all you who put ice cubes in your whisky: The Liquor gods will make sure you suffer in the after life and drink crappy home made wine for all eternety!

Definitely not unless they are competing in sports where it is necessary, e.g. swimming (cuts drag) or cycling (I am told something to do with what happens when you fall off and slide across tarmac...)

Easier to clean any wounds you get from gravel and such if you have shaved legs, so basically just hygiene. Don't think I'd ever do it other than drunken laugh or something like that.

Go ahead and vote on my stories, BUT if you're gonna vote it any less than a 5 then tell me, either in the comment field or send me a PM, why you didn't give me a 5. I do as best as I can and there is very little improvement that can be done without the proper feedback. If I don't know what's wrong, how will I fix it? Sure, by reading other stories I can pick up phrasing or maybe minor techniques that will improve mine, I won't improve. So gimme feedback! Praise is nice, but constructive criticism is just as good.

No, not for me. My friend Saga says she has no clue what to wear for Halloween, so it's up to you lushies to come up with suggestions. Anything that doesn't show arse, pussy or tits, even though it would make adult men go trick or treating at her house...

So give her your best ideas.

Edit: She has a great cleavage, so if you have something in mind that can show off that then all the better.

Are we talking the Japanese style anime Ecchi/Hentai here, or the more "Western" style in lack of a better word.

Maybe because anal is awesome?

Answered in a spit or swallow thread yet? Your answer would be just as obvious

Considering my job it would be kind of awkward if people I work with found out I was a lushie, so I keep my face rather private and stick to those of my friends that I really trust. I would guess that several people from my area frequent lush or might even be members, so I don't feel the need to advertise it.

Like overmykneenow so gracefully said: does a bear have four legs and big fluffy ears?

If you want someone to cyber with, it be a one time thing or a regular, you'll find plenty of guys willing to do it here. But if it's quality cyber or rp you're after then you might have to look a bit harder.

Good luck:)

I'll admit, I never had a real relationship, so I obviously have an idealised view of what it must be like, and no actual clue. I get that. But there are some parts of relationships that are the same, no matter what the name and details of that relationship.

But why can't people just communicate with each other? Why can't grown adults try to broach the problem with their partner, with a listening ear? There are two people in every relationship like this (discounting people outside the marriage/partnership who may be involved), and it is up to them to communicate their needs and desires, and and listen to the other's, surely?

Why are you looking to us for answers about what you should do? Talk to your wife and/or maybe a close friend or counsellor who knows you, and work out together what will be best not only for you two, but as Elit says, your children. And if she doesn't want to talk to you about what her issues are, you tried, and that should give you some clue as to what your next move should be .

This is the important part. If you have an affair and shit hits the fan then if you have any kind of decency in you(and I think you do, since you actually seem concerened about your kids, but hey, maybe I'm just naive here) then a broken marriage due to your affair will cause you to sit down and regret it, because it affected you AND your wife in a bad way. Same way that the affair, like overmykneenow, will cost you a lot of money.

If you try and talk to her and she pretty much gives you the finger and starts being defensive and hostile towards you with no intention what so ever of trying to change her way, then you start thinking if her being like that is a good place for you to be in. It's a pragmatist view and many will brand me as an asshole for saying so, but you're only one man and there's only so much you can do. If the misery is so big then maybe divorce is the only option that you have.

As of yet you haven't really done anything wrong. You've thought about maybe having an affair or sex outside the marriage, but you haven't done it yet! These people telling you that you should burn in hell and that you're a low life is something you should disregard.

But ultimately you should make a decision based on what is both short term and long term the best for your children. They are your number 1 priority.

I'm just gonna alienate everyone and make everyone hate me straight away. If what he tells about his wife acting the way she does, about the hiding chocolate like alcoholics hide booze, and all that stuff, no wonder the man isn't happy. For all we know she can be a total nagging bitch that goes to work and comes home and bitch about everything all day to him and then goes off to wallow in self pity with a big bag of M&M's.

Yeah, OP does come off as a selfish bastard there's no doubt about that, if you disregard the part where he stays in the marriage simply because then they'll be able to put money into the kids college funds and get them a proper education. But one thing is for certain; having an affair is not a good option. If she finds out(and usually at some point they do) then you'll end up with an angry wife(and rightfully so) and the kids get to see mum and dad argue like they're ready to declare war at each other. Being a divorce kid I know from personal experience that just the arguments even if it doesn't end up with a divorce and the knowledge that "Daddy is a cheater" you suddenly lose your kid's respect. In the same way there's a chance the kids feel they'll be forced to pick sides, and that's even worse. So if your main concern is your kids, then don't have an affair. In the end it is them that will suffer. So having an affair is more selfish than the divorce.

You need to either sort shit out with your wife or get a divorce. Both options are messy and hard. Should you pick the first one then you have to, maybe for the first time in your marriage, stand up to your wife and tell her to stop acting like she's doing and get her life sorted or else you're taking the kids and leaving. I think you both need help, and especially her, if there's ever to be any hope to save the marriage.

On this one, I'm not siding with either part. I'm with the kids.

Twice. No regrets.

Maybe if I'm going with my girl I might suggest we do the same

Dear Bridezilla

I saw your mail sent out to all your friends and I think you'll need my contact info. I'm an attorney that specializes in divorce with a good record of stripping the poor husbands clean of money. Looking from the mail you sent to your bridesmaids I think you will have need of my services sooner rather than later, unless your husband to be is an 80 year old with a heart condition. My phone number is 765-divorce and my e-mail is riphimoff @divorceattorneys.com. Best of luck with your marriage(You'll need it).

Your future divorce lawyer
Charles Andrew Sheringham Hepburn

You should find a couple of places that aren't that noisy either. You want to have a conversation, get to know each other, and places with a bit of dim lighting and very low background noise is perfect for that.

It's 3:23 AM. Oh bollocks...

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The EU? Seriously? The EU? Are you fucking kidding me? The organisation that's never been as divided as now, has had a massive rise in right wing extremists. Not to mention that they make a habit out of crushing the smaller member countries so that they never get to participate in anything. So job well done to give it to an organisation that squashes smaller nations, divides Europe into two parts, and if they want to bring in another nation but the nation doesn't really want to, then they'll just close off their market until they're forced in. How democratic and peaceful isn't that? If it had been businesses it would have been called hostile takeovers. And all to create one big gathered Europe, the same ideal that good old Hitler had.

EU - bringing on Hitler's dream of a grand Europe.

I will use the inspiration from Bee Gees - Stayin Alive until the day I die...

Since Norway today lost what little it had left of respect in the world after giving EU the Nobel Peace Prize(fair enough, it's only a handful of people in the committee, but they ruined it for the rest of us) I would like to use the words of Nick Clegg in his song that you can find below

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry.
There's no easy way to say it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry.
There's no easy way to say it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

We're sorry, We're sorry, The Norwegian people are sorry
There's no easy way to say it, We're sorry, We're sorry

We're sorry, We're sorry, The Norwegian people are sorry
There's no easy way to say it, We're sorry, We're sorry

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Gotta love the Irishman. Happy birthday

Is it really that difficult to either scroll up to the top of the screen or just look in that general direction to see if you have any messages? I'm sure most of the people here have eyes that function to a certain degree...

Best way to fix the problems you have with your Apple products

1) Go out in your backyard
2) Throw all your Apple products in a steel bucket or something similar
3) Pour a good load of highly flammable fluid and material in the bucket (cheap liquor and sawdust works great)
4) Light the whole thing on fire with a lit cigarette
5) Dance naked around the fire while you pray to the Technology Gods for mercy
6) Go inside(or outside, your choice) and perform varius sexual acts, either alone or with someone, in honour of the Technology Gods(they love a good show)
7) Next day go out and buy something that isn't produced by Apple

Must be performed during a full moon. Time of year does not matter nor does the weather.

I read a big survey that expanded across several countries were cock length was part of the question. The overall trend was that the ideal cocklength was about 1-2 centimeters longer than the average length in the country.

You demanding bastards.....

I think one big thing is the fact that many religions that are being voiced have refused to modernise and work with science. If I had the choice between believing that the earth was 6000 years old because the radical interpretation of the Bible says so and science says the whole shebang started 6 billion years ago I'd go for science anyway. Along with for instance the Catholic church always saying "No condoms" and along with other outdated statements that really cause more misery than good then it's no wonder people walk away from organised religion.

But I'll think there are more people who don't follow a certain distinct religion but still consider themselves Christian or Muslim or whatever. The amount of science added with the growth of a feeling of individuality makes people more to move away from organised congregations.

One thing that I do feel the need to add is that whenever I hear atheists say that people who have a faith are either stupid, need to grow up, brainwashed or anything similar, they just prove that they're just as intolerant as those that denounce gays and say everybody who don't follow their way will burn in the eternal flames of hell. I don't judge you for NOT having a faith, so drag your nose down from the sky and stop thinking you're better than me just because I don't want to follow your way. That's the kind of attitude that causes hostility.

Even better with gingas, but preferbly no knickers at all. Because I'm lazy

I do see a good chunk of your points and do agree with them but at the same time I think a good chunk of the reason why atheism is on such a rise is because I think people are seriously getting tired of the Psychological abuse that religion is bringing to them along with the physical abuse and believe me there is just as much physical abuse as there is psychological that and I think that it's long past time for this country to grow up from religion and just be human for once

Please clarify; do you believe that people who have a faith(i.e. aren't atheists) are dumber/less mature/less human than yourself? because your post may very well seem like you actually mean that.

The full term is two drums and a cymbal off the cliff. But does it make that sound when you actually throw it off a cliff?

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