Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic Guys, how do you trust a woman that you got to cheat?
Posted 29 Oct 2012 06:06

If you got so close that you didn't only shag her, you also got so close that you're considering a relationship then surely you know why she cheated. If it was because her husband was shagging the nanny or any other thing that makes him a bad man then you just need to make sure not to do the same thing.

If she just cheated because he wasn't up to par in bed then you can be damn sure she'll go looking for another cock if you don't satisfy her completely, and you either need a lot of confidence or communication to be sure she doesn't screw around.

Regardless, going into a relationship with someone that just cheated and doesn't feel guilty about it is far from ideal as long as there's a connection that's really strong.

But I'd also question your own morals as to your morals and how trustworthy you are. After all, ethical rules doesn't seem to apply to you...

Topic What are you doing if you're on the East coast with the storm approaching?
Posted 28 Oct 2012 15:44

YOU MUST POST STATUS UPDATES ON FACEBOOK IN ALL CAPS!!!!

Topic Men fighting over woman question
Posted 27 Oct 2012 00:08

Considering aggression is a sign of lack of testosterone then fighting men should really go see a doctor. Add the fact that even though you feel strong after a fight you're simply running on adrenaline afterwards, so any sex afterwards probably wouldn't be all that since he'd fall asleep quickly afterwards. Add to the fact that he might end up with a rather unsexy look and I doubt a trip to the er and giving a police statement is sexyevil4

Topic drinking urine
Posted 25 Oct 2012 13:16



This. I heard that as well, some alternative doctors with PhD are swearing that your own urine is healing you. There are some protocols how to use it but in general, your own urine is healing you.

Alternative being the keyword. Urine is waste. It's something the body wants to get rid of. Same as poo. Show me research done by scientists that aren't from the University of New Age Medicine that actually shows this and I'll start considering it. Thing is that most of the urine that comes out of you is impure. By saying that I mean that if the water from your tap had the same level of purity as your urine then your local council would either shut it down or go with the good old "If you're gonna drink the water, boil it first."

Topic Golden Showers......
Posted 25 Oct 2012 12:48

Anyone who's been into a public bathroom can tell you why golden showers aren't all that appealing. The strong ammonia smell could probably turn even a dog in heat off.

Don't think it's something I would do unless my significant other really wanted to try it. Not something I would bring up though.

Topic What are some of the craziest things you have put in your pussy or ways you have masturbated?
Posted 25 Oct 2012 12:37

a hot dog
jelly beans
a beer bottle
a shower head
a gear shift
I once lost a strawberry in there...
....um i think i will stop there....lol

I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious nowclown

Topic do married women use denial of sex as a weapon..to either punish or get what..they want?
Posted 25 Oct 2012 11:28

If the men on here cook all the meals, pick up all the clothes, do all the dishes, watch Lifetime for Women, etc..... I know what the women want. Maybe they're saving themselves for A REAL MAN! Not to sound chauvenistic, but any man who does ALL those things described in your opening post is a gay man. Yes, a woman likes help around the house. But if a man does it all, then the woman will no longer respect their man. He becomes nothing more than a roommate who must pull his share of the chores. I expect my woman to be womanlike. I don't expect her to help me change the oil in the car. And if she took it upon herself to do it, I would look at her differently. Even to the point of being sexually turned off. Maybe women aren't denying sex as punishment. Maybe they're denying it because they want their man back. Of course, this whole argument goes out the window if you were originally attracted to the oil changing woman or the Lifetime watching man.

Now if you'll just step over here I can show you the road that leads away from the 1930's and into the 21st century icon_smile

As for the question in general; I guess that's very much based on the individual level, isn't it? Call me naïve, but there are two things that strike me.
1) Isn't it so that if a woman isn't comfortable, relaxed and happy(i.e. there's something bothering her) then she's pretty much unable to be turned on unless she has one of those spots that when you kiss it turns her mind into mush and she forgets everything? I know that for a certain degree it goes for us guys as well. The trouble of a flawed erection isn't because the girl is ugly, but many other things.

2) Why use anything as a weapon to get your way? Isn't a relationship about give and take? Is it really so that you should force your will on your partner, and if so, is it right to do so? Again, call me naïve if you want because I haven't been married and have never lived with my girlfriend, so do enlighten me if I have an idealistic view of a relationship that will get shot to pieces once I enter that world. dontknow

Topic How to get my husband to be more dominant?
Posted 24 Oct 2012 17:19

Unless he can't do it on his own, even just a little, then it's difficult if not impossible. Like it's been stated; you can't train a pussy to be a boss. It's in you from day one. Maybe you've bossed him around too much in your every day life and now it's coming back to haunt you in the bedroom. It's personality, not something you can train.

Topic would you pose for nudes ? artistix or personal?
Posted 24 Oct 2012 12:15




You do it all the time Viking!! Oops was I not supposed to reveal your identity? d'oh!
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/3555216_o.gif

You making gifs out of your dreams again?evil4

Topic would you pose for nudes ? artistix or personal?
Posted 24 Oct 2012 11:38

Depends on the type. If it's more sensual and "classy" black and white ones that hides the private parts then I could probably do it. Could even do some with my better half, as long as everything's covered. Well, dunno if the bum has to be, but the other things would have to be covered. But I don't have the greatest body, so I guess a bit of resketching would be a necessity from the photographer evil4

Topic What sets the alarm bells ringing?
Posted 24 Oct 2012 09:11

1. Been here for over a month with no avatar
2. Having pics that show both face and genitals open for everyone to see. Odds are that then it's not them.
3. Crappy typing. If u writ lik dis then I wont frind u cuz u seem lik a fucking idiot with the intellect of a dead sheep.
4. Completely empty bio and tons of friends.
5. If you have boybands or JB in your music taste. Then I will find you and slam you in the head with your crappy ipod.

Topic Bill and Monica
Posted 24 Oct 2012 08:43

Most definetely. Don't think I've ever heard someone say "It's only oral. That mean it's not cheating!" as a defence before.

Topic i can't tell jokes - help me!
Posted 24 Oct 2012 08:30

A young boy came home early one day and went upstairs to his mum's room because he was hungry. There he surprised his mum as she was still in bed with her lover. She grabbed the kid and hurried him into the closet. The boy stood there and waiting until suddenly he heard his father shouting from downstairs. Not long after the lover came into the closet, hiding from the angry husband.
"Really dark in here" said the boy.
"Yeah"
"I have a football(soccerball to you yanks)"
"Well that's nice."
"You wanna buy it? Only cost you £100"
"100 quid? No chance!"
"My dad's just downstairs..."
"Alright alright! Just be quiet." So the lover bought the football from the young boy.

The next day the lad come home early again. Once more he found his mother in bed with her lover and she hurried him into the closet. Again a little later his dad come home and shouted from down the stairs and so the lover ran into the closet.
"Really dark in here" said the boy.
"Oh God.. Yeah."
"I have a pair of football gloves."
"Alright alright, how much?"
"£200."
"200 quid? But the ball was only 100?"
"My dad's just downstairs..."
"Alright alright!" and so the lover bought the gloves for 200 quid.

The next day the dad told the boy to get his ball and gloves and they'd go out in the backyard to play a bit. The boy had to admit that he had sold the ball and gloves to a new friend. When the dad asked how much he admitted that it was for 300 pounds. "You scammed your mate for 300 quid? That's it! You're going to church to confess to the priest!" To church they went and the dad pushed the boy into the confession box. He sat there silent for a while, looking around before finally muttering to the priest.
"Really dark in here."
"Don't you fucking start that shit again!!!"

Topic Cock picture in profile
Posted 23 Oct 2012 15:58

I'd like to see more of these on profiles. love10

http://upload.lushstories.com/441-knobhead.jpeg

Reason guys don't put that on their profile is because we know you'd stalk us and start luring outside our house in hope of getting massive ginga cocks :p

Topic How Did We Meet?
Posted 23 Oct 2012 10:40

I used to ride with the Golden Horde of Gengish Khan. I remember I had been hit after a minor skirmish on the Russian plains with Polish Hussars. With an arrow in my chest I rode along the plains until I fell off my horse. Poor thing was injured as well. I dunno how long I was there, but this hot thing found me. I was passed out when she took me back to her cabin and healed me up there. It was several days with fever and delerium before I managed to get out of bed. I'll be forever greatful to her for that.

Topic Italian Scientists Convicted of Manslaughter in Earthquake Deaths
Posted 23 Oct 2012 08:41

It would be like me bringing up a lawsuit against a company that provides statistical analysis of the weather and they say that if I go to Florida in June I'll get so and so many days with rain. I then go to Florida and get a lot of rain, a lot more than average, and I blame them.

But the Italian court system is tremendeously fucked up. It's corrupt as hell unless they're convicting a high ranking member of Cosa Nostra. I'm guessing Silvio has a greasy finger or two in this, just so he can put some of the blame of the tragedy on them and not on his own government's inability to handle things.

Topic Cycling's reputation in ruins
Posted 23 Oct 2012 03:40

For those of us interested in sports these last couple of weeks have been devestating for the cyclingsport. Lance Armstrong lost his Tour de France titles yesterday was probably the ultimate climax. Add with Rabobank being fed up with all the doping scandals and saying they won't support a team for next year.

Question is; can the sport rise up from this when it's now public that the greatest legend in the sport was a cheater? How long will it take before the sport will be considered as clean as the others and what is necessary for people to stop saying "Well no wonder they manage to do that, they're all on drugs"?

Topic The End of Human Tolerance
Posted 22 Oct 2012 12:29

She hit him. He had a right to defend himself. He did so and threw her off the bus. If she had a knife or gun she probably would have used it. She didn't want to pay, he told her she had to. She started mouthing off and then hit him. I would have knocked the shit out of her too and still threw her out the door.
The other passengers were not in danger from him hitting her and throwing her off the bus.

Calma, chef. We all need to be gentle people. This is the 21st century where we're all supposed to drink herbal tea and do yoga to remain cool and controlled. There must be no yelling under any circumstance. Do like Jesus! Turn the other cheek. Now wait here and I'll get you your Yoga mat and a freshly brewed cup of ginseng tea. You will feel the angry toxins disappear from your body binky

Topic Number of athiests on the rise
Posted 22 Oct 2012 12:23

"God is dead"
- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead"
- God

Topic The "Oh Bollocks" Thread.
Posted 21 Oct 2012 01:20

Too much to drink... Oh bollocks...

Topic What is your favorite beer,wine or whiskey and how do you like it?
Posted 19 Oct 2012 13:25

Erdinger Weiss. Need beer with some taste! Too much beer that has no taste at all.

If it's Liquor then I want a cognac or scotch whisky. No matter what, it needs to be drunk room temperature minimum, otherwise you kill the taste, so to all you who put ice cubes in your whisky: The Liquor gods will make sure you suffer in the after life and drink crappy home made wine for all eternety!

Topic Should men shave their legs?
Posted 19 Oct 2012 12:24



Definitely not unless they are competing in sports where it is necessary, e.g. swimming (cuts drag) or cycling (I am told something to do with what happens when you fall off and slide across tarmac...)

Easier to clean any wounds you get from gravel and such if you have shaved legs, so basically just hygiene. Don't think I'd ever do it other than drunken laugh or something like that. Pint Drunk

Topic Scoring and comments. Fair?
Posted 17 Oct 2012 19:02

Go ahead and vote on my stories, BUT if you're gonna vote it any less than a 5 then tell me, either in the comment field or send me a PM, why you didn't give me a 5. I do as best as I can and there is very little improvement that can be done without the proper feedback. If I don't know what's wrong, how will I fix it? Sure, by reading other stories I can pick up phrasing or maybe minor techniques that will improve mine, I won't improve. So gimme feedback! Praise is nice, but constructive criticism is just as good.

Topic Halloween costume!
Posted 17 Oct 2012 16:51

No, not for me. My friend Saga says she has no clue what to wear for Halloween, so it's up to you lushies to come up with suggestions. Anything that doesn't show arse, pussy or tits, even though it would make adult men go trick or treating at her house...

So give her your best ideas.

Edit: She has a great cleavage, so if you have something in mind that can show off that then all the better.

Topic Graphic Erotic Stories, Novels and Erotic Comics
Posted 17 Oct 2012 15:11

Are we talking the Japanese style anime Ecchi/Hentai here, or the more "Western" style in lack of a better word.

Topic I was just wondering.....
Posted 16 Oct 2012 02:40

Maybe because anal is awesome? dontknow

Answered in a spit or swallow thread yet? Your answer would be just as obviousb229 evil4

Topic For those with real avatars
Posted 15 Oct 2012 02:33

Considering my job it would be kind of awkward if people I work with found out I was a lushie, so I keep my face rather private and stick to those of my friends that I really trust. I would guess that several people from my area frequent lush or might even be members, so I don't feel the need to advertise it.

Topic like to cyber/rolepaly
Posted 15 Oct 2012 02:27

Like overmykneenow so gracefully said: does a bear have four legs and big fluffy ears?

If you want someone to cyber with, it be a one time thing or a regular, you'll find plenty of guys willing to do it here. But if it's quality cyber or rp you're after then you might have to look a bit harder.

Good luck:)

Topic Affair wanted
Posted 14 Oct 2012 12:44

I'll admit, I never had a real relationship, so I obviously have an idealised view of what it must be like, and no actual clue. I get that. But there are some parts of relationships that are the same, no matter what the name and details of that relationship.

But why can't people just communicate with each other? Why can't grown adults try to broach the problem with their partner, with a listening ear? There are two people in every relationship like this (discounting people outside the marriage/partnership who may be involved), and it is up to them to communicate their needs and desires, and and listen to the other's, surely?

Why are you looking to us for answers about what you should do? Talk to your wife and/or maybe a close friend or counsellor who knows you, and work out together what will be best not only for you two, but as Elit says, your children. And if she doesn't want to talk to you about what her issues are, you tried, and that should give you some clue as to what your next move should be .

This is the important part. If you have an affair and shit hits the fan then if you have any kind of decency in you(and I think you do, since you actually seem concerened about your kids, but hey, maybe I'm just naive here) then a broken marriage due to your affair will cause you to sit down and regret it, because it affected you AND your wife in a bad way. Same way that the affair, like overmykneenow, will cost you a lot of money.

If you try and talk to her and she pretty much gives you the finger and starts being defensive and hostile towards you with no intention what so ever of trying to change her way, then you start thinking if her being like that is a good place for you to be in. It's a pragmatist view and many will brand me as an asshole for saying so, but you're only one man and there's only so much you can do. If the misery is so big then maybe divorce is the only option that you have.

As of yet you haven't really done anything wrong. You've thought about maybe having an affair or sex outside the marriage, but you haven't done it yet! These people telling you that you should burn in hell and that you're a low life is something you should disregard.

But ultimately you should make a decision based on what is both short term and long term the best for your children. They are your number 1 priority.

Topic Affair wanted
Posted 14 Oct 2012 09:10

I'm just gonna alienate everyone and make everyone hate me straight away. If what he tells about his wife acting the way she does, about the hiding chocolate like alcoholics hide booze, and all that stuff, no wonder the man isn't happy. For all we know she can be a total nagging bitch that goes to work and comes home and bitch about everything all day to him and then goes off to wallow in self pity with a big bag of M&M's.

Yeah, OP does come off as a selfish bastard there's no doubt about that, if you disregard the part where he stays in the marriage simply because then they'll be able to put money into the kids college funds and get them a proper education. But one thing is for certain; having an affair is not a good option. If she finds out(and usually at some point they do) then you'll end up with an angry wife(and rightfully so) and the kids get to see mum and dad argue like they're ready to declare war at each other. Being a divorce kid I know from personal experience that just the arguments even if it doesn't end up with a divorce and the knowledge that "Daddy is a cheater" you suddenly lose your kid's respect. In the same way there's a chance the kids feel they'll be forced to pick sides, and that's even worse. So if your main concern is your kids, then don't have an affair. In the end it is them that will suffer. So having an affair is more selfish than the divorce.

You need to either sort shit out with your wife or get a divorce. Both options are messy and hard. Should you pick the first one then you have to, maybe for the first time in your marriage, stand up to your wife and tell her to stop acting like she's doing and get her life sorted or else you're taking the kids and leaving. I think you both need help, and especially her, if there's ever to be any hope to save the marriage.

On this one, I'm not siding with either part. I'm with the kids.