Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic how many times have you fallen in love on lush
Posted 14 Oct 2012 07:18

Twice. No regrets.

Topic What would you do if you came across this one day?
Posted 14 Oct 2012 07:17

Maybe if I'm going with my girl I might suggest we do the same bates

Topic Worst Bridezilla EVER!!!!
Posted 13 Oct 2012 19:55

Dear Bridezilla

I saw your mail sent out to all your friends and I think you'll need my contact info. I'm an attorney that specializes in divorce with a good record of stripping the poor husbands clean of money. Looking from the mail you sent to your bridesmaids I think you will have need of my services sooner rather than later, unless your husband to be is an 80 year old with a heart condition. My phone number is 765-divorce and my e-mail is riphimoff Best of luck with your marriage(You'll need it).

Your future divorce lawyer
Charles Andrew Sheringham Hepburn

Topic Presents
Posted 13 Oct 2012 04:14

You should find a couple of places that aren't that noisy either. You want to have a conversation, get to know each other, and places with a bit of dim lighting and very low background noise is perfect for that.

Topic The "Oh Bollocks" Thread.
Posted 12 Oct 2012 18:23

It's 3:23 AM. Oh bollocks...

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 12 Oct 2012 16:10

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 12 Oct 2012 16:09

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 12 Oct 2012 11:53

The EU? Seriously? The EU? Are you fucking kidding me? The organisation that's never been as divided as now, has had a massive rise in right wing extremists. Not to mention that they make a habit out of crushing the smaller member countries so that they never get to participate in anything. So job well done to give it to an organisation that squashes smaller nations, divides Europe into two parts, and if they want to bring in another nation but the nation doesn't really want to, then they'll just close off their market until they're forced in. How democratic and peaceful isn't that? If it had been businesses it would have been called hostile takeovers. And all to create one big gathered Europe, the same ideal that good old Hitler had.

EU - bringing on Hitler's dream of a grand Europe.

Topic Have you ever taken advice from a song?
Posted 12 Oct 2012 11:05

I will use the inspiration from Bee Gees - Stayin Alive until the day I die...

Topic I apologize
Posted 12 Oct 2012 05:17

Since Norway today lost what little it had left of respect in the world after giving EU the Nobel Peace Prize(fair enough, it's only a handful of people in the committee, but they ruined it for the rest of us) I would like to use the words of Nick Clegg in his song that you can find below

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry.
There's no easy way to say it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry.
There's no easy way to say it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

We're sorry, We're sorry, The Norwegian people are sorry
There's no easy way to say it, We're sorry, We're sorry

We're sorry, We're sorry, The Norwegian people are sorry
There's no easy way to say it, We're sorry, We're sorry

Topic Happy Birthday STEPHANIE
Posted 11 Oct 2012 15:43

Gotta love the Irishman. Happy birthday Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pint Drunk

Topic The Private Message Pop-Up Box (when first logging in to lush) will be removed
Posted 11 Oct 2012 07:09

Is it really that difficult to either scroll up to the top of the screen or just look in that general direction to see if you have any messages? I'm sure most of the people here have eyes that function to a certain degree...

Topic iOS 6 problems on lush.....
Posted 11 Oct 2012 06:44

Best way to fix the problems you have with your Apple products

1) Go out in your backyard
2) Throw all your Apple products in a steel bucket or something similar
3) Pour a good load of highly flammable fluid and material in the bucket (cheap liquor and sawdust works great)
4) Light the whole thing on fire with a lit cigarette
5) Dance naked around the fire while you pray to the Technology Gods for mercy
6) Go inside(or outside, your choice) and perform varius sexual acts, either alone or with someone, in honour of the Technology Gods(they love a good show)
7) Next day go out and buy something that isn't produced by Apple

Must be performed during a full moon. Time of year does not matter nor does the weather.

Topic cock length
Posted 11 Oct 2012 03:52

I read a big survey that expanded across several countries were cock length was part of the question. The overall trend was that the ideal cocklength was about 1-2 centimeters longer than the average length in the country.

You demanding bastards.....

Topic Number of athiests on the rise
Posted 10 Oct 2012 05:05

I think one big thing is the fact that many religions that are being voiced have refused to modernise and work with science. If I had the choice between believing that the earth was 6000 years old because the radical interpretation of the Bible says so and science says the whole shebang started 6 billion years ago I'd go for science anyway. Along with for instance the Catholic church always saying "No condoms" and along with other outdated statements that really cause more misery than good then it's no wonder people walk away from organised religion.

But I'll think there are more people who don't follow a certain distinct religion but still consider themselves Christian or Muslim or whatever. The amount of science added with the growth of a feeling of individuality makes people more to move away from organised congregations.

One thing that I do feel the need to add is that whenever I hear atheists say that people who have a faith are either stupid, need to grow up, brainwashed or anything similar, they just prove that they're just as intolerant as those that denounce gays and say everybody who don't follow their way will burn in the eternal flames of hell. I don't judge you for NOT having a faith, so drag your nose down from the sky and stop thinking you're better than me just because I don't want to follow your way. That's the kind of attitude that causes hostility.

Topic Which Do You Prefer?
Posted 09 Oct 2012 16:57

Even better with gingas, but preferbly no knickers at all. Because I'm lazy angel7

Topic Number of athiests on the rise
Posted 09 Oct 2012 15:52

I do see a good chunk of your points and do agree with them but at the same time I think a good chunk of the reason why atheism is on such a rise is because I think people are seriously getting tired of the Psychological abuse that religion is bringing to them along with the physical abuse and believe me there is just as much physical abuse as there is psychological that and I think that it's long past time for this country to grow up from religion and just be human for once

Please clarify; do you believe that people who have a faith(i.e. aren't atheists) are dumber/less mature/less human than yourself? because your post may very well seem like you actually mean that.

Topic Two drums and a cymbal
Posted 06 Oct 2012 19:02

The full term is two drums and a cymbal off the cliff. But does it make that sound when you actually throw it off a cliff?

Topic Classical Music
Posted 06 Oct 2012 12:26

How can I be a true Norwegian and not front Edvard Grieg in all this? Hall of the Mountain King is his most famous one.

But don't limit your search to the old masters like Wagner and Mozart. If you see a movie and the music gives you the chills, try looking up the name of the composer of the music. Hans Zimmer is the man behind the music from The Gladiator. It does wonders for setting the mood. Also Ennio Morricone does brilliant at that.

And I will finish this off by adding one of my newfound favourites when it comes to mood music

Yes, this music is from a video game.

Topic Your Most Successful Pick up line/move?
Posted 06 Oct 2012 11:03

Me Tarzan. You Jane

Topic Introducing: The Lush Helpdesk
Posted 06 Oct 2012 08:17

I just tried out the new Lush Helpdesk, but really didn't find them very helpful...

Nobody would buy me a drink, nobody would loan me ten bucks...why do they call it a Help desk anyway?

You never told me you needed ten bucks!!!!

And for the drink I told you the drink room was further down the hallPint Drunk Pour Wine But I'll remember to keep a sepcial martini bottle under my desk from now on in case you pop by (see how helpful I am? SEE??????)

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 05 Oct 2012 02:12


Topic Religion, Bad or Good?
Posted 03 Oct 2012 09:00

Religion is a good thing. Let there be no doubt about it. I'm not saying that because I'm a religious fanatic that has a desire to convert everyone to my beliefs, but because in religion you can interpret it to a degree where everyone can fit in. Yes, the Old Testament may say that homosexuality is a sin, but it also says that those that work on the sabbath should be stoned. It may be the word of God, but it's still written by people. Don't take everything in the texts for granted, use some common sense.

Since I'm not well read on any religion and only have mediocre knowledge about my own(Christianity) I can't talk for how Judeism or Hinduism interprets things, but I know that Christianity(at least to me!) is not about following set rules, but following ethics and morals. Two of my more favourite things that can be found in the Bible, The Golden Rule; Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you and Jesus pretty much telling us not to judge people, that's up to God, are rules that pretty much everyone should be able to live by.

We judge too quick on what's right, whether it's sexuality, way of life or political beliefs or whatever.

Religion in itself is not bad. Usually it's all about what moral and ethical standard to follow. It's when you start using it as an excuse/reason for your actions(war and violence) or you convince people to go the conservative way because you want to oppress them(Iran is a great example of that), that's when things starts going to shit. Too many times do people blame religion, and not the actual problem, that is the priests, imams, rabbis and so forth.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 03 Oct 2012 07:54

Topic drinking urine
Posted 02 Oct 2012 11:28

Topic Girls in panties
Posted 02 Oct 2012 07:48

Topic Why ask Lush Friends to comment on your pictures?
Posted 02 Oct 2012 06:45

It's a way to build confidence. People need to be told that they look good, even if it's from total stragers and even if the stranger is so filled with lies that that their pants are burning to a crisp.

And many of the people who actually comment is thinking "If I comment flattering words he/she will cyber with me." It is that simple. I comment on profiles and pictures if I really feel like it, but I don't think I've commented on more than a few pics because they deserved a comment.

Topic Ultimate Photobomb!
Posted 27 Sep 2012 15:47

I am no curious where the tail is. I have suspicions if you check the face of the woman in the middle...

Topic Your past self
Posted 27 Sep 2012 13:17

And to believe the idea to this thread came from a Yougurt commercial icon_biggrin

Topic Your past self
Posted 27 Sep 2012 11:40

If you could go back in time and meet the younger version of yourself, when would you go back to and what would you tell yourself?

Me, I'd go back to when I was around 12, pat myself on the back and say that the bullying would stop and that the bullies would end up with rather shitty lives.