Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic Bible bashing - the way it should be done.
Posted 21 Sep 2012 06:39

This is just.... awesome!

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/verse.png

Topic masturbaiting in pantes
Posted 21 Sep 2012 06:28

can i complain about the ridiculous spelling or would that be bitchy??


*ducks behind a large wall, waiting for the explosion but still looking at the little monitor screen because he doesn't want to miss the show*

Do you masturbate in your boxers and/or briefs to make them really sticky? Answer this question, and you have the answer to yours.

And, ummmm, isn't this the only way to do it? Embarassed

Topic Favorite show.
Posted 21 Sep 2012 06:23

QI. More trivia. More weirdness. More bad jokes. What's not to love about it?

Topic It's a conspiracy, just so you know...everything is a conspiracy
Posted 21 Sep 2012 03:51

Ssssh, be very quiet and listen... It is the Bilderbergers....they killed JFK too! The CFR is just a smokescreen... Kissinger and Rockefeller, oh my!

Rockefeller my arse. They are all puppets playing the strings set by the new world order that is behind it all: The Knights of St. John. They've managed to trick everyone into believing it's the templars that are behind it all, but these nutters are the true rulers. No one really knows who they are, but they have every world leader in their pocket. These latest protest are all a small piece in their game to keep us all tricked. If you don't believe it then go to www.rockefellerisabunchofsuckers.com!

Topic The "Oh Bollocks" Thread.
Posted 21 Sep 2012 02:48

I was only supposed to be 3 hours at work. Ends up being double of that and I didn't bring lunch. Oh, bollocks.

Topic 50 Shades of Chicken
Posted 21 Sep 2012 02:20

I don't wanna know how he/she stuffs the bird. Or how the chick is "salted"

Topic Mitt Romney's dirty secret: his true beliefs
Posted 20 Sep 2012 22:38



Bullshit. Common labor market, common investor market, common consumer market.

Why didn't they include common welfare policy? The answer to this is so simple that anyone with at least half a brain should be able to guess correctly. The member states wanted to stop losing capital, investors, workers, talent, skills, jobs, and business in general to the rest of the world. By adding competition for governance to the European mix, they achieved some control over the people who vote for more bread and circuses, and thereby achieved some success at retaining what societies need to remain competitive. Agreed?


No, the member states wanted a bigger market. I can't remember exactly the wording(on my phone so can't Google and shit) but it started out as The Steel and Coal union. It was all about free markets with no tolls to help their own companies grow bigger and get import and export without the toll that nations commonly use. The reason they started the whole "EU citizens can work everywhere in the EU" is because it's faster and easier to bring in workers from abroad. They want it quick.

You make EU sound like some sort of capitalistic utopia when in reality it is a beurocratic utopia. It breaks with many of the ideas of capitalism because of the constant subsidies that the push into their different industries. Many of them are very much dependant on government aid.

Topic Mitt Romney's dirty secret: his true beliefs
Posted 20 Sep 2012 15:38



Where does this hatred for diversity of belief come from? Did the EU get it wrong when they didn't include centralization of benefits in their alliance?




Don't try to comparae the US to the EU. There are NO ways in them being similar. Are they heading in that direction? They have indeed headed towards being one country from the start of the trade union, but most countries want to make sure that it stays a union and not a federation. That's why the EU constitution got voted down. That's why many of the countries don't follow directives that are sent out by Brussels. Add the increasing annoyince amongst the richer countries, like Germany and especially the UK, for being stuck with the bill that the poorer countries give them. The EU is closer to falling apart and disintegrating than going in the direction of one federation atm. Don't forget that in summer there was a serious doubt wether the Euro would remain as a currency. Once you start debating having New Mexican Pesos and Lousiana Francs you can start drawing paralells between the US and the EU.

Topic What does your username mean?
Posted 20 Sep 2012 09:48

When I first started reading erotica and later writing it I was on a site with tons of forum boards in different categories. Erotica was labelled as "Erotic Litterature" or "Elit". When I needed an authorname I thought I should roll on the fact that I was very far to the North, so I was deliviring Elit from North, hence the name.

Topic Where do you Lush?
Posted 20 Sep 2012 09:31

If I'm at home it's in my living room or at my desk, sometimes even in bed.
But if I'm using my phone it's pretty much whenever I have the connection or am a bit alone I'll log on and check forum or something like that. Guess I'm addicted...

Topic Mitt Romney's dirty secret: his true beliefs
Posted 20 Sep 2012 08:17

Something else on the tape that was more worryingly than the other things he said; Basically going on record saying it would be helpful if he could have been branded as a Latino(grandparents were refugees from Mexico after the revoluntion there weren't all too friendly to mormons). He did what Obama didn't do; he pretty much pulled the race card, saying that Obama got helped to the victory from being black. Even if it's true, I find it concerning that he said so...

Topic Boobs or Ass
Posted 20 Sep 2012 07:58

Arse. You can stick your hand in her back pocket and just feel it without being overly pervy in public.

Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 20 Sep 2012 07:55

Never ever drinking again

Topic Batman or Bond?
Posted 20 Sep 2012 07:33

Batman

Total stealth is difficult to acheive and Bond would be more lost without his gadgets than Batman would be. Besides, Batman gets a calling with a large bat in the sky. Much more awesome than Bond. And Bond doesn't have super villains that he's up against in the same way that Batman has. Everyone needs an arch enemy. Bond's only arch enemy is his cock...

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 20 Sep 2012 06:59

The fuck is wrong with you doctors? Are you all retarded? There two things you have to remember: 1) The dosage of my meds(which I have told you about several times) and 2) That it can't be changed. Who picked out those meds for me in the first place? Do you know? It was my neurologist, who although he is a cocky bastard and sometimes an arrogant prick he still got several years of specialisation. He's got years of experience in the field, he has done fucking research in the field while you spend all day giving out cold medicine and checking out hemroids. So get it into your fucking head that I'm NOT gonna let YOU gamble with my health and overturn the decision from a SPECIALIST! FUCK OFF YOU MENTAL OLD BAT!

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 18 Sep 2012 08:11

I'm curious as to how big the setback his little slip up of every Obama voter is on welfare comment is gonna make him suffer. Surely the swing voters know a couple of hard working democrats who pay their taxes and are good citizens. Won't they be somewhat apalled that a man who is supposed to represent the entire country call half the people he wants to lead for free loaders? It certainly helps with the Democrats campaign on picturing Romney as a multi billionare who have no knowledge about how the common man fares.

Of course the conservatives will love him for this comment, but he's not the kind of people he need to convince. He pretty much have them in the bag already, simply because he's either a republican or because they hate the non-american muslim.

What's kinda funny is that he didn't withdraw the statement as an exaggeration, but more tried to say that he should have called all democrats for slackers in a more delicate way. I wonder if this man isn't capable of not offending half the people in the country when he's campaigning and talking without someone telling him what to say, how would he do when talking to world leaders who didn't come from a stinking rich background. I feel sorry for the interpreters...

Topic Happy Birthday Catnip!
Posted 18 Sep 2012 06:20

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Topic Duchess Catherine photographed topless...A breach of privacy?
Posted 17 Sep 2012 16:13




To me this looks like fishing for publicity and as you mentioned, getting some money back to country with it.



Fishing for publicity when they're at a private house hidden far away into the mountains and the photographer has to stand 1 KM, 1 KILOMETER away to get a clear shot to the pool area because there are plenty of trees in the way? I highly doubt you can call that fishing for publicity. Bring your camera and try to take a picture of a person 1000 meters away and see how good a shot you get and you'll see this wasn't just an opportune moment. This was waiting and bringing the gear like a photo assassin.

And the magazine who published it is known for it's rather law bending methods of getting the stories that they want.



How does royal family helps country where president and prime minister are unsuccessful?
And stats that you are mentioning, they don't seem realistic to me. Who was doing those statistic? Royal experts?



A monarch is a politically independent. Although the monarch is technically the head of state, people won't protest the King/Queen for being a warmongerer or being shit at financial policies, thus giving a poltical-free face to the country. When a royalty arrives the country they put relationships between the two countries on the agenda, and only that. If a PM or president arrives it's usually different and international cases as well, usually some that overshadows the debates between the two countries on how to improve trade and so forth. Like I said, a royal visit is a setting that's better for backroom discussions and agreements.

Economists. When Queen Elizabeth is visiting the country it's the Queen of England, not just Queen Elizabeth II, thus giving not only publicising herself but also the country.

Topic Duchess Catherine photographed topless...A breach of privacy?
Posted 17 Sep 2012 10:27

Why is it sad?

They wanted fame, they wanted money that comes with fame, so.. I have no sympathy for their whining how they have no privacy. They have chosen their lifestyle, they are more than well paid for it, so they need to suck it up with consequences of the lifestyle they have chosen. The same goes for 'poor royalty' living off their taxpaying people's money. If you want to be a princess, living off someones money, than sweetie, suck it up and act like princess. If it's inappropriately to be topless, than she shouldn't be topless where people can see her.

Statistics show that Royal families tend to grant the country more income than they actually spend through their representation and how their sort of shallow visits gives a great opportunity for some backroom dealing between nations. Not to mention all the commercial a country get from a state visit. Very few countries have Royal families, thus being visited by a king, queen or any other member of the royal family will help front the country in a way that a president or prime minister couldn't. So to say that they're leeching off the tax payers is a truth with very much needed modification.

And as far as the two royal princes and their families are concerened; even if they distanced themselves from the royal family and William denounced his right to be an heir the paparazzis would still follow them. He was born into a life of celebrety, he didn't choose it. And we all have a right to privacy. She wasn't there as a representative of the country, thus she has her right to privacy, especially since the photographer stood 1 km away to take the snapshot...

Topic If we were all trees...
Posted 16 Sep 2012 18:14

You know those random holes in trees that owls and squiggles often end up moving into? Maybe they aren't so random after all...

I'm now a bit concerned about what said wildlife might be doing in such places... confused5

Do we have to do the whole flower and bee thingy?

Topic If we were all trees...
Posted 16 Sep 2012 12:28

Women would be in the soft wood category while men would go in the hard wood category evil4

Topic Superpowers.... with a twist
Posted 16 Sep 2012 10:02

Pick one of the following superpowers. Feel free to add why you want it.

1. You can fly.... but only when you're naked.

2. You can become invisible... but only when your eyes are closed

3. You've got superstrength.... but only while sitting

4. You've can shoot lasers from your eyes... but only while shaking your head...

Topic Name Sounds That Scare You
Posted 14 Sep 2012 17:25

"We need to talk"

Whatever else you can come up with, hearing someone say that is waaaaaaaaay scarier. Especially if it's your other half or parent/kid. Makes me feel like I'm about to be trialed for manslaughter...

Topic Enlighten me please ?
Posted 13 Sep 2012 14:49

Because people are idiots. Want proof? Justin Bieber and people saying "Like" three times in a sentence.

Topic Socialism an illusion or the real solution?
Posted 13 Sep 2012 14:15



The more important point is that some people absolutely won't do that. They don't and won't buy into the belief that it is moral to require them to sacrifice themselves to a 'greater good'. They are no more selfish than others, they are just selfish in different ways. A classless society could mean that everyone is equally poor and unready to face challenges that require the expenditure of surplus, because nobody is rewarded for producing surplus. Those who have the ability to produce surplus will inevitably insist on control of how that surplus is allocated. They won't buy into the belief that it is common wealth. they consider that belief to be immoral and they would rather not produce than be a slave to non-producers.

Well, it's partly true. I still believe that there are those that would put all of their efforts into something simply because they are governed by kindness rather than the greed for money. After all, you still have plenty of volunteers doing different things because they want to help other people. And most noticeably of all; Nicola Tesla that wanted to create power that wasn't just wireless but also free for everyone to enjoy. Shame he got shut down by such a greedy cunt that Edison was. So to say that the world would not move forward without the interest of profit being there is still wrong, but sadly, profit is the biggest motivator.

Topic I'm Struggling..........
Posted 13 Sep 2012 14:04

And also, just because a room has a certain theme doesn't mean that's always the subject being discussed. I'm not into BDSM at all , but I find myself hanging out in those rooms because the people/conversations are great. So don't be intimidated by room themes, either. Just dive in and talk. That's really all you can do.

I saw what you did with those LEGO men. You are so into the dark side of BDSM evil5

Topic I'm Struggling..........
Posted 13 Sep 2012 07:00

Like others have said, it is like a party. You won't get many conversations going by just sitting in the room and not talking to anyone. Just start talking to people and they'll more than likely answer you. Don't be shy, because unless you already know someone no one will adress you(unless you're a woman. Then all the guys will jump on you like a fresh piece of meat...)

Topic Authors, If you could recommend only one of your stories, which one would it be?
Posted 13 Sep 2012 05:05

I would probably have to say my Dealing with Death series. There's a lot of me in them and they're actually stories I'm happy with(unlike many of the others I've written) so I think I'd put those there.

But if you just want a single one then CopyCouple is the one. Classy and.... well, go read it. I don't want to give anything away.

Topic Practical Nonsense. Samsung loose suit, to pay $1 B to Apple
Posted 13 Sep 2012 04:34

Be noted that this is just one ruling in the US. Unless Samsung appeals then it will only be valid in the US. And Apple also lost the exact same lawsuit in Japan I believe, because Samsung proved that Apple had nicked the design from someone else first.

"Good artists borrow. Great artists steal"
-Steve Jobs

Topic Unserious dom/mes
Posted 12 Sep 2012 18:29

I have what I guess is a rather important question

In every community you'll have unserious people joining. I'm guessing that with the BDSM community there is a chance that people that aren't true will join, and I'm then thinking in particular dom/mes that are attracted to the lifestyle not from the bond formed between boss and sub or the sex play, but their desire to control. They have no desire to create a safe environment for their sub, all they want is to satisfy their own cravings.

Are these people easily spotted? What is done once the serious members spot that there is one amongst you that only wants the control and needs it like a junkie needs heroin? And how do you help the sub that has been the victim for an unserious relationship?

What are the signs of an inexperienced or bad dom/me?