Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

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If I find myself being nice to people, does that count as a bug? Because it sure as hell isn't normal...

You're all open and positive about me sending in a complaint. Then please explain to me this. How the fuck should I be able to send in a complaint when you have no fucking information WHERE I should adress it? Do I ship it to my local office? Or do I ship it to central office? Maybe you cunts could be a bit more informative! There is as much help from your websites as there are from wet toiletpaper when you have the runs. FUCK YOU!

Nemo Tobias? Seriously? You named your kid Nemo Tobias? Not only is my neighbour an absolute cunt, but they're both obviously retarded and mean for naming their kid Nemo! Who the fuck names their kid Nemo? One could argue that it's because they met while grabbing the same Jules Verne book at the library and they started talking over that, but looking at them I doubt that they combined have the intellect to actually read his books. Fuck, they wouldn't be able to read The Hobbit, and that ones written for kids. I doubt they can even read! Illiterate cunts is what they are! Fucking airheads! I bet they named it that because they were watching Finding Nemo and for some reason they got turned on by clownfish and decided to jump in the sack and thus the annoying little fucker was born. Would suit with their intellect.

And how do I know? For some reason they put gravel in their driveway, you know the small rocks that you can't really walk barefoot on. And he always drives too fast when coming home, meaning that he has to brake hard and the gravel goes down on our terrace, or when he starts he floors it and spins the wheel so rocks fly down on our terrace. That combined with that the kids are rude, yell and cry and the parents are obvious airheads, it just goes to show that neighbour on one side is a slut, neighbour on the other is an old hag of a retard and on the other side I have a bunch of rude and screaming cunts. Have a very good FUCK YOU!

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Apparantly I would only last 32 seconds. Would be enough time to update my facebook status to "FUCK!"

Thank you =D there's a whole lot of banging once head against the desk and a few sobs in the corner while in fetal position, but getting stuff like this makes it all worth it=D

So I can put you up as a reference person on my CV?

There has been bullying for years and years. Why is it different today. I am heavy and grew up heavy. Dealt with all the crap dealt out. Kids are cruel!!!!

Sure. Let's just ignore the problems away. Same way there will always be wars. I say we just ignore any attempts to make peace. Let's just dump a crapload og weapons in Israel on both sides and let's do the strongest one wins. There will always be hunger too. I have a great idea! Let's just stop handing out food to the hungry and eventually that problem with solve itself!

This is basically what you're saying...

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Depends what it is. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, but other times being told the hard truth is the best thing, maybe not there and then but in long term perspective.

E.g. say your partner is cheating on you and this is not just a one time thing. If I have to pick between knowing and not knowing then I'll pick knowing.

But I don't want to know which day I'm gonna die. On that matter I prefer living as an ignorant bastard and just regret it when it happens. I'd be too stressed if someone came to me and said "You're gonna die in 2 months". So much to do...

Only way I would consider it taboo if my girlfriend masturbated would be if I walked in on her and she told me to leave her alone until she was finished...

I can see you've gotten the chatroom advice, so my advice will be to make a forumpost in the "Ask the Author" section. maybe there's someone interested and you can share ideas with them there. And welcome to lush

I feel the issue of legalized prostitution should be viewed in the light of two dimensions.
1. Any service or commodity in demand can never be stopped by imposing bans or prohibitive laws.
Even in Saudi Arabia, Alcohalic drinks and girls for fun are available, though illegal. No one can stop the supply of a commodity or service which is demanded in a society.
2. Clamping prohibitive laws on service like prostitution is against human freedoms and indiviual rights.
Why ban a commodity or service which will contine to be available, wether legal or illegal.
Especially it is fundamental human right to choose whatever profession or service one likes to have.
I will surely second the opinion that laws should be there to make the service available without harming or endangering health of others.

So your idea of winning the drug war is to legalise pretty much everything? Because that's what you're saying with the statement I highlighted. Hell, then we can stop prohibition on anything. Do you really think that's a good idea?

Should it be necessary? Fuck no. That one's pretty much a given.

Is it right to do it? That's the more devious one. What if this stops the bullying? What if she can now go to school with her hair up or down and not be tormented? The article doesn't say about how much the school have done about it. Have the mother been banging her head against the school wall and does the principal go with the old "Just try to avoid them" plan? Maybe the parents of the bullies wouldn't listen, going on about how their child would never do such a thing.

And as the doctor said; she wasn't picked because of her bullying, but because of her deformeties.

Really? How? I wouldn't trust the IOC to make a piece of toast. Seen any of the headlines regarding scoring issues and other blatant snafus over the last week and a half?

Whatever the opposite of trust and confidence are, that's what the IOC instills. They make FIFA look like The Peace Corps .

You think giving the World Cup to Russia and Qatar was all about money? Sepp Blatter has enough money to wipe his arse with 100 dollar bills the rest of his life, so it's not just about the money. What do big men want when they have as much money as they need and all the power they can get? Immortality. Giving the old Sovietunion and an Arab and Muslim country the greatest show on the planet isn't a coincidence. Nelson Mandela said that football brings the world together. Blatter knows this, and by handing the World Cup to the old and new "enemy" of the West, he's currently drooling on the Nobel Peace Prize. If FIFA gets that under his rule, then he will, in his own eyes, become immortal.

Somehow I feel the most important part of this story has been lost in the haze of ferver over competition in sports. That point is simply this. How wonderfully fantastic it is that a person who has lost his legs is able to run well enough to compete against the fastest people in the world. I don't really give a damn if it's fair or not. Indeed, I hope it isn't! Imagine what this means to disabled people all over the world. They have been given solid proof that they can regain their mobility and quality of life!

No need for clumsy prosthetics that barely allow them to move. No more cains, no more clunky wheelchairs. It's an incredible moment that transcends sports. I know this type of prosthetic has been around for awhile but to see him move so easily...this has far more value than any gold medal

The reason this is brought up is because he may very well be using a technological improvement to give him an unfair advantage over non-disabled athletes, however absurd it sounds. This is what these athletes live for, and live of. They're competative people who isn't in it for the fun or the comradery, but they're in it to win. Like artman said; how far do you think some of them are willing to go to win if this gives them all an advantage? Most of the doping that have been used cause serious side effects, but they are still being used because they want to win.

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How about giving the Paralympics the prestige and attention it deserves? How about letting the man who wins the 100m in the Paralympics have the same, if not higher standing, in the sports world as Usain Bolt? Of course we don't really WANT to see all these disabled people run around, because it's the nasty reminder that not everyone can walk up the stairs, and type on their laptop while watching their favourite TV show.

My favourite story; a player for the Norwegian Paralympic ice hockey team(can't remember what the name is in English, but they sit in these small chairs and use two sticks to get themselves forward. You know what I mean) that got tackled hard. The dude was already paralyzed from his waist down and now had his neck broken. As they carried him into the ambulance he took the time to talk to a reporter. Instead of crying or pouting he just smiled and said "We'll see how it goes."

That's one big massive fuck you to me and every other people who think they have a shitty day....

Yes, let's spend all our money on feeding the hungry. I'm sure those following us will appreciate it a lot when the world goes totally to shit thanks to a massive overpopulation and a lack of food to feed us all. Not to mention they'll greatly appreciate the human species going to shit when the sun explodes, destroys our planet and we don't have the technology to get the hell out before this solarsystem goes to bits. If you're gonna be a real pragmatic asshole about it all; the human race can handle 1 billion people starving to death. The human race cannot handle the sun imploding and destroying the earth before we have the technology to get the hell out.

This is the most selfish point of view possible and it's neither moral or ethical to think like that. But since the human race evoveled we have also gained the possibility to discard the need for helping everyone in the flock to survive. Individuality is a sign of evolution, either we like it or not. I give money to charity even though I really haven't got the money for it, but there are several reasons to why we need to build up the technology so we can go to other planets.

1) In the future the sun will blow up and even though it's a long way ahead we can't hold back technology just to feed EVERYONE on the planet. If all money went to that there wouldn't be anything left for us humans to evolve as a species. Remember; it was competition and sacrificing other groups and either killing or letting them starve that allowed the survivors to come to the point we are at today. It's the way the world works. We can say that it's shit and unfair, but sadly that's the way of life. Kids dying from cancer is unfair too.

2) What if we discover other planets where it's actually possible to grow food? What if we can start terraforming mars into one massive farm where the food can be shipped back and actually feed the entire world. The earth's population is so big that it's not possible to feed the entire planet if you're gonna please every environmentalist and save the rainforest treehugger out there.

When you win the lottery you might give some money to charity and to family, but you'll keep a good portion of it to give yourself a better life. We in the West did win the lottery by being born here, and like human nature dictates us, we give some of our winnings to the less fortunate but our main priority is to make our own lives better. It's the way it works. Don't like it, then it sucks to be you.

People need to get their head out of their arses and have a look in how the real world actually works. One thing is how we'd like it to work. I'd love to not having to see pictures of starving kids in Africa, kids used a human shields in Syria and so forth, but there's only so much we can do. It sucks big time, but that's just the way it is.

Dropping hints. Why the fuck do you drop hints? I admit, I'm not the brightest when it comes to understanding the fairer sex, so why can't you just accept that instead of dropping me hints and then be pissed off when I don't get them? I don't get pissed off when there's something you lot aren't capable of doing, do I? Just tell it to me plain and save us all the anger, confusion and frustration.

"I'm telling you you don't have to be so mean"

"And you didn't have to be an alcoholic slut, but hey presto, you turned out to be one after all."
- The Grim Reaper aka Bill

Yeah, kinda big headed to love something you came up with yourself, but that quote makes me smile no matter what.

For the record; Have never done acid or any stronger narcotic drug than smoking a quarter of a joint of hashish, which was very mild. Have not been to high altitutudes(apart from planes) recently, and I've been to maximum 1500 meters above sea level.

You sure you actually dream them? I have had several moments where I think I know what's happening next, who's saying what and so forth. Personally, I think it's just the mind playing tricks on you(or they're altering things in the Matrix and we have a deja vu).

Women's handball. A bunch of women pulling each other's clothes, wrestling and screaming. Hello?

Also, Norway is reining European, World and Olympic champion...

I'll have beer instead

The more turbulence and rougher landing the better. The less screaming kids and annoying people who think it's their human right to push their seat back, even better. Although if I could beat them up it would be even better...

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You'd feel very much at home

(And yes, Nic. I know I should read the "How to make friends" book. Haven't gotten to it yet.

Ok, so I couldn't really find a topic for this already(and didn't really bother to look all that hard. Sue me!) so I thought I'll throw it up here.

Last night I had a dream. The dream made me wonder if the dream department of my brain is on acid and a coctail of pills that would make experienced ravers go O_O. My dream went something along the lines of this;

I remember being at some kind of research center. I have no fucking clue what kind of center it was, but they had one massive garden. As we went out in this garden, something started to stirr in the ground. Up from the ground there came a massive sort of hybrid of a wasp and a bee. I've decided to call the flying fucker a Wee. It was larger than a man and it chased us around a bit. Somehow we managed to kill the Wee and cut it's head off. You might consider a Wee trophy to be bizarre, but my entire dream was beyond bizarre.

Then we ended up in a petrol station. Maybe we got teleported there by alien technology or maybe the Wee made us run, fuck if I know. But this was no ordinary petrol station. For some reason there was a funeral home underneath it, where people could mourn the dead, but there wasn't room enough to have the coffin there for some reason. And in one of the small rooms there was a couple sleeping.

So, does anyone else here have dreams like mine that I classify as "Bad Acid Dreams"? Usually followed with strong colours in the surrounding world as well.

And does anyone have a fucking clue what my dream could mean?