Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Doesn't the whole maturity thing fade out rather fast? I'm just guessing, but in my experience with people when you've reached mid 20's you're sort of set at the level of maturity you'll be for the rest of your life. Sure, we'll all change when greater things happen, like you stop school and you start working or if you ever have a kid, but I'd think that once you hit that age you're kinda as mature as you'll be.

Let it be noted that I'm not counting experience in this, simply because I consider that rather individual. There are those younger than me with more life experience and safer financial wise than I am, and there are those older than me who are less experienced and worse off financially than me.

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Nothing, absolutely nothing compares to epic sax guy.

Push her up against the wall and give her a passionate good fuck.

ORGASM! FUCK YEAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Seems like a strong man so I'd hire him out to people who need work done and then enjoy all the money I'd get for it. Maybe I'd buy him some food every now and then.

John Malkovich

Ready to go again?

Nothing personal, but pass faster than Usain Bolt passes the 100m finishing line.

I am Legend

Pass the smoke out of the window and then fuck you

Depends, all guys taste different, it depends on their diet apparently but don't ask me specifics.

You didn't really answer the question, did you =P

Suck your neck and nipples and then fuck. Afterwards pass you the post-sex smoke...

Jump into the sea and join her skinny dipping... given that you are skinnydipping. Still gonna jump in the sea with you though...

Fuck. More than once...

Show her how Christmas Day came to be

I'll give you a good proper fuck

No woman.... in my pants Bob Marley

It's 40 min past midnight and I'm a tad tired.

So I read somewhere the girls fall for bad boys and think they'd be good dads when they're ovulating. It's some primal instinct that pretty much makes girls that are ovulating the same as us guys are most of the time; you think with your reproductive organs. Is this something you have experienced to be true?

It could bring up a few laughs, but then it would also bring up a shitload of gossip(do we really need more of that? I'm struggling to keep up!!!) and probably a bunch of people going "Why the hell are you looking on my profile???" So it's a no from me too.


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Heaven - Awesome armour so I'd look like the most badass warrior angel of all time(check the Diablo III vids)

Hell - A job application to be a Grim Reaper.

Fucking fuck. Oh to hell with it. Meh.

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I can't be the only one who has experience this, can I?

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Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my "mood" being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

I'm more meh than you'd be able to comprehend. I feel like punching someone, just to get something happening. Meh...

Eastern Europe seems like a good place to go. Fun thing about Schengen is that I can go past borders in Europe without showing my passport, so it wouldn't pop up on a radar. Oh wait, the cops might read this.

I'm gonna curl up like a homeless guy in front of the policestation!

If it's true that doctors prefer the c-section because that lowers the risk of complication and thus also the risk of being sued, doesn't that mean that the system has brought this upon themselves? Seems like in this sitution the medical team had some worries that things were not as they should be, and when you're in that much pain are you really in a position to actually give an informed consent. Listening to the Birth plans that Lady is mentioning and hearing other stories about batshit crazy mother's to be it wouldn't be surprise me if there are those that would rather stick to the plan than make sure that the baby is ok. In my opinion the interest of the baby should come first, regardless of any plan that's made on beforehand and the mother's wishes. As the military saying goes; when the war starts all plans are scrapped.

I've had some rather painful medical episodes in my time and if giving birth is as much worse as they say(I don't doubt them a second that it is) then I know I would not be capable of making an informed decision at that time. I know that if I was given a series of numbers and suggestions I wouldn't understand shit and I might end up with something amputated at that time, so I can't even imagine how your mind is when giving labour. Not only the pain but also the intensity of the situation, especially when the docs thinks something is wrong and is rushing you down to the OR. I know I was confused going down there, and I was in no real pain at the time. Add that your body is producing it's own painkillers that pretty much makes you high what you end up with is a person who is in increadible pain from the contractions as well as being only a few notches from legally high.

So since we only got the mother's version I think it's impossible to pick sides. What if there were serious concerns about the wellbeing of the child and the mother refused to listen? What if the medical team had to put her under so they could save the kid and avoid complications? There are too many unknown factors to this, and unless this stuff ends up in court we will never know the hospital's side of the story, because medical records are rightfully sealed to the public. Remember that there are always three sides to a story. In this case it would be the mother's, the medical team's and what actually happened...

By the way, does this mean that Massachusettes, or at least schools in that state, allows teachers to hit pupils at regular schools? I mean if they allow electrical shock to the point where there's permanent damage, isn't it a bit hypocritical to go "No, we don't allow child abuse". Talk about fucked up world...

Too many pages for me to bother to read them all, so I'm gonna just throw in my

I see no problem with breeding animals to wear the fur. That is as long as the animals are treated properly not only at the farm but also where they get processed. People seem to think that farmers in the fur industry are so much worse and doesn't care if the animals there are end up being bitten and sick and God knows what else, but they forget one vital thing; it's an industry and in the industry like everywhere else in the world money rules. One animal that's out of shape or got a bad fur is money lost for the farmer. He's been giving it food every day so if the fur is useless he's lost money. It's in his best(i.e. financial) interest to keep as many animals as possible healthy.

What really isn't considered often enough is that the farmer usually have several thousand animals. When you have that many there are bound to be some that end up with injuries, either you like it or not. PETA and similar folks go apeshit the moment they see an injured animal, even if it's been put in a seperate cage and are awaiting vet-treatment. I dunno their trail of thought, but then again, can you expect much reasoning and sense from an organisation that protests against an animal shelter that puts down animals that will only suffer if they keep on living. Not to mention the fact that they condone what the FBI has considered as acts of terrorism. Hell, they've even got convicted terrorists on their payroll to keep lectures about how it's ok to use violence sometimes.

So as long as the farmer treats the animals right and they do the same at the processing plant I have no problems with the industry. Maybe it's because I grew up on a farm myself and thus views animals differently, but I think it's more that I've learned how a farmer thinks. He might not name the animals and cuddle them all day long, but he still cares for them. Hell, my parents even kept a cow a year longer just for my sake, even if it wasn't really the right economical thing to do. Guess I was stubborn already as a 7 year old

Ummmm, why is there even a petition out for this? Shouldn't this be a non-brainer for the cops? Reminds me of Abu Ghraib, only with disabled kids as the prisoners...