Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic What if Ukraine join NATO?
Posted 04 May 2014 12:39

Schytians were not Slavs, they were more Persian. Which means you're going very very far if you drag that line towards Russia. It's hardly even comparable. And as for Revelations, well it's so full of imagery that it can just as well be the US it's describing.

As for Ukraine it will not join NATO nor will Putin invade or annex the Eastern part of Ukraine. The reason for this is that the government in Ukraine could accept giving up the Eastern Part of Ukraine due to the trade off; 9 million pro Russia voters are no longer in consideration when it comes to elections. Suddenly the pro-West of Ukraine will turn towards EU and the US and before you know it Ukraine will be a part of NATO. Then Putin will have the missile defense shield along the Polish and Ukrainian border as well as NATO bases. I don't think the rest of NATO would hesitate much by letting Ukraine join NATO, simply because it would mean that they'd get a larger border against Russia as well as the possibility for NATO ports in the Black Sea. In all fairness; the result above would actually serve the West a lot more than status quo.

Topic What if Ukraine join NATO?
Posted 20 Apr 2014 19:24

What is highly likely to happen is an independent Eastern Ukraine which Russia will have as a buffer state against Western Europe. Ukraine will at no point be allowed to join NATO simply because Putin can very well turn off the gas valve that keeps them warm in the winter. No gas for Ukraine would send the price for rest of Europe skyrocketing, and although Europe would survive it would set them back quite severely. Gas prices would also make oil prices jump, which would be hurtful for the US. None of the NATO countries(apart from the oil producing ones) will benefit from Ukraine joining NATO. In fact it's more likely that Ukraine will join the EU than NATO, even if that is highly unlikely.

Putin might be going mental, but he knows that a war with the West won't be a short one, and long term wars are expensive especially when you go to war with your trade partner. At worst we're heading for small version of the Cold War era, but still the countries will be trading. Europe is dependent on Russia and vica verca. Don't think you need to head into your basement just yet.

Topic Guys, if you could be a woman for 1 month, what would you do?
Posted 11 Feb 2014 06:47

Be a massive cocktease and get tons of free drinks. Maybe make some dude miserable by telling him I'm fat and watch them try to convince me otherwise. You know, typical woman things...

Topic What if...
Posted 20 Oct 2013 16:17

Hey, does that mean you lot would be having the babies too?

I'd like to see you squeeze one out hahahhahahahah

Let me see you say how a little baby that your man literally just shat out is beautiful. Not to mention you going out to get us pickled herrings at 2 AM because we're craving it geek

Topic Malala - Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize
Posted 17 Oct 2013 16:29

Malala is a brave girl, no one will contest that. She stood up against the Taliban and have been a vital spokesperson for education for women in the third world, as well as the rest of the world. No doubt about it. The issue finally has a face and it's someone that the first world has actually fallen in love with. However, has she really done anything? Has she done anything else than light a hope in the world? In my opinion, no. Secondly, she is 16. Does anyone know what a massive prize her head would be for any fundamendalist groups in the world had she been given the peace prize? Lets face it, it's not just the Taliban that are against her, but there are nutjobs in the rest of the world as well that are sympathetic to the extreme islamic views(mostly they're in the west because they get ostrochised from their small local communities). I actually believe she would have been living on borrowed time and schools might have been force to take the choice between letting her go to their school and risking the lives of her fellow pupils, or expelling her. It's an increadibly difficult situation.

EDIT: Likewise, the deadline for nominating people to the peace prize ran out in February. Her major contributions have been after this deadline, so according to the will of Alfred Nobel(which dictates what the recipient must have done to earn it) she's not even close to being eligable for the prize. I have no doubt that she will at some point get it should she continue her work, but not now.

OPCW actually has done something to promote peace. The destruction of weapons is a big step towards peace. Some 75% of the world's chemical weapons have been destroyed so far by them, and now they're heading into the world's biggest chemical weapons cache in Syria. These are truly the unsung heroes, because they don't hold speeches, but prevent children from suffering agonising deaths from Sarin gas.

As for the Nobel committe being biased, they're actually rather broad in the political spectrum. Each party in the Norwegian parliment selects one member to be placed there. Although the current chairman is a humongeous twat that has his eyes on Norway becoming part of the EU and himself as the President of the EU, it's still a broad spectrum of politicians that have managed to piss off China to such a degree that they've cut a lot of ties to Norway, politically and financially. So no, it's not a bunch of stupid commies sitting there.

Topic This fall's games
Posted 17 Oct 2013 16:14

So we've had the fuss about GTA V being released and making more money than any games, movies or music by the first 24 hours. Still to come we have the big guns of Battlefield 4 and Call of Duty: Ghosts as well as Assassin's Creed Black Flag and Batman Arkham Origins. Tons of other less known, like Football Manager that will probably do well in Europe. Any games you're particularly looking forward to? Anyone that is a must have?

Personally Batman and Assassin's Creed is a must buy for me. I'll have a look at whatever else pops up, but this is definetely a must for me.

Topic Sex with my hubby
Posted 17 Oct 2013 14:15

Have you tried telling him what makes you feel good? If you masturbate at all then surely you know how to give yourself an orgasm. Just because something works on one woman, doesn't mean that it works on you. For all you know he'll end up with a girl that says surprise buttsex is so pleasurable despite the pain that he should try it on you and before you know it you're in the ER.

Like Kimasa said, do you really believe that him shagging another woman would benefit your sex life? Is him fucking another woman something that turns you on, because if it's not then I doubt there's really any point of doing it. And if he is crappy in bed then I doubt she'll be willing to be a teacher and bring him into sexual training, because that would require a lot of patience. I could see the thrill of training an 18yo virgin to suck my dick like a godess, but I have to admit having to "train" a sexually experienced woman in her 30's would have less of an appeal to me...

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 16:44

If the Confederate flag is supposed to symbolise hard work and church on the Sunday and all that then they've done one shitty job at marketing it for that purpose. To me it is THE symbol of American stupidity, racism, bigotry, opressing, Bible bashing, intolerance and a bunch of other things, simply because the ones wielding it have been spewing this crap. Banning it isn't the solution, you just have to educate people, although given that the states and different schoolboards have so much liberty in what is to be taught at school it will take some time before that happens. In the meantime, let me turn your attention to this picture. Notice the caption in the bottom. Kinda sums it up...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rebwed3.png

Topic How long are your cocks, boys?
Posted 15 Oct 2013 15:24

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Topic What happens with two girls?
Posted 15 Oct 2013 14:24

Unless they both engulf eachother's pussies in a 69 then I'm quite sure that there's at least one hole available for you to stick your cock in. Just wait and see what happens. If they do a 69 then maybe you can stick your cock in one of them. If one licks the other with her ass up in the air you have a pussy/ass or mouth available to you. Go with the flow. Spontaniuety(if that's a word) is part of the fun about the whole thing. No plan survives longer than the first shot...

Topic Smoking/Tobacco
Posted 10 Oct 2013 08:30

Tobacco and alcohol would both be banned if they had been discovered today, had we known all the negative effects. There are no real positive sides that can outweigh all the negative effects for it.

As for what smoking does, as Felix said it does relax the smoker. The nicotine does raise your heart rate, but it lowers your blood pressure and it gives your brain a relaxed feeling. I had my bloodpressure taken right after a smoke and the nurse had to ask if I was feeling alright.

But the extra taxes on tobacco is big business for all the governments. Look at the EU. They're trying to appear proper by working on a ban on certain tastes to cigarettes, like menthol, but they've still banned snus, a Swedish form for tobacco that you put under your lip. I've tried the US version and it's not the same. Point is that snus reduces the risk of cancer by 90%, basically meaning it's healthier. So where's the common sense in saying you want people to stop smoking, but you outright ban something that has helped a lot of smokers quit is retarded. It's like banning drugs and then saying you also ban methadone.

Topic Time to throw out Congress?
Posted 03 Oct 2013 17:20

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/10/02/the-shutdown-is-the-constitutions-fault/

It's a pretty long one, but basically he says that the constitution is to blame for the shutdown and advocates for the removal of the current political system in the US and get in parlamentarism instead. There are currently two houses that are put equal, and basically it makes it rather difficult for the voters to know exactly who to blame for things going to shit.

In 2010 the economy was garbage, so, as political science would predict, the American people punished the party in power, the Democrats.

But the diffusion of power throughout the political system made it impossible to know for sure who was responsible for the state of the economy. Maybe it was the fault of Susan Collins and other moderate senators who used filibuster threats to cut the stimulus. Maybe it was the fault of the rest of the Republican caucus for imposing a 60-vote threshold for stimulus and not cooperating. Maybe it was the Bush-appointed Federal Open Market Committee's fault for not loosening rates in 2007 and 2008. Maybe it was all Obama's fault for not pushing for more stimulus, and Democrats in Congress would have been happy to pass it.

In most other countries the government needs the backing of the parliment to actually be appointed. Sure, both Italy and Germany have presidents, but the power is with the Prime Minister who runs a government based on which party got how many seats. In terms it's quite easy to see who to blame; it's the guys in power, no matter what. It's not a question of whether it's the President/Prime Minister or the people in the parliment. A survey showed that only 10% of the US population have faith in the congress(couldn't find the source, sorry), and I doubt things will improve over this stalemate.

So is it time where they should actually have a voting on whether or not to rethink the entire political system and adopt parlamentarism with only one house?

Topic Do you think Black Boxing is "Privating " with some on her on Lush?
Posted 23 Sep 2013 13:52

OK I should of said, do you think BB is a way to communicate with your friends when you see them online. This has nothing to do with cybering or sexual talking, or do you think it is privating?

You're talking to someone, so it is a way of communication if you look at the definition of the word. I'm not sure what you're asking for here. It's communication between you and another person that no one else can see. Maybe if you gave a tad more info then it would give some better paramters...

Topic Washington Redskins: Time to change the name?
Posted 14 Sep 2013 09:28

We change in the way we percieve words. If you called a black man a nigger in the 60's you were a regular white person, today you're a racist. I think that the same is with Redskin. It used to be a perfectly acceptable word to use(even if it was meant in a discriminating manner), but today it's not all that ok. If it had been a couple of overly politically correct reports then I would have said show them the finger, because I usually just hate journalists. If the movement and desire for change is at grassrot level, then it's need to change. A club is nothing without it's supporters, and in manners like this the supporters should be heard. Just don't change it to Washington Native Americans, that will just look ridicilous...

Topic How many hours of sleep do you need?
Posted 10 Sep 2013 18:14

How many hours of sleep do you need per night?

I'm simply curious to know.

Personally, I need a minimum of 8 hours, but to really feel my best I need at least 9 hours. It's not rare for me to sleep 10-11 hours on the weekend either.

I answered 9 hours on the poll.

I've always been a big sleeper and envy those who can get away with less sleep time.



You have a rather unhealthy sleep pattern that at some point is going to backfire on you. I had a similar one to what you have, sleeping at all kinds of hours and my shrink gave me a very thourogh explenation of why that is going to fuck you up. There are two different theories regarding sleep. One is that we have four different stages of sleep; REM, Alpha, Beta and Delta sleep. REM is when you dream and your brain is very active, while Delta is when your brain is more or less shut off and it's only keeping your vitals alive. I'm sure I'm not the only one that has woken up one hour before the alarm clock and felt refreshed and then thought "I can sleep an hour more!" and then woken up pretty much ruined despite having one hour more of sleep. This is because if you wake up during REM then your brain is pretty much switched on and it only need a few more switches to become 100% functional. However if you go from Delta to fully awake then it's like starting an old engine in 30 degrees below zero.

The second is that you have a section of your sleep called Nadir. This is usually at around 4 AM if you go to sleep at around 10-11. Switching this around so that at one stage it's 5 AM and then suddenly 3 AM and so forth fucks you up and you'll wake up feeling exhausted. The most effective way for this not to happen is basically just keep a set sleeping pattern all week, e.g. to bed at 12 and up at 7, even through the weekend. They've done quite a bit of research on it.

They also say that more than 7 hours of sleep a night is unhealthy and that you'll actaully die younger if you sleep 9 hours a night versus 6 hours a night.

Personally I have been able to function on 3 hours of sleep, as long as my brain is occupied. That's the important thing for me. If I do something boring and mundane, like sitting on a long bus trip, then I'll be exhausted even after 9 hours of sleep. What happens when I'm awake is more important than how long I sleep for me to function.

Topic Knee pain
Posted 10 Sep 2013 18:00

I would suggest riding a bike, it be stationary or actually going outside the gym, and run it on lighter gears. Then you keep movement but you don't really put pressure on it. Movement is good unless you're healing from a fracture or a torn tendon or something, but not putting weight on it.

Topic Knee pain
Posted 10 Sep 2013 07:37

Ask your doctor if there's anywhere they can take a mould or scan of the underside of your foot. It's a very common problem that the weight isn't distributed evenly like it should when you walk or run. This can cause problems all the way up to your lower back. Treatment is a pair og custom made soles you put in your shoes.

If you have knee problems in general then get good shoes and don't run on pavement or treadmill. Find a softer surface to run on.

Topic Knee pain
Posted 10 Sep 2013 07:36

Ask your doctor if there's anywhere they can take a mould or scan of the underside of your foot. It's a very common problem that the weight isn't distributed evenly like it should when you walk or run. This can cause problems all the way up to your lower back. Treatment is a pair og custom made soles you put in your shoes.

If you have knee problems in general then get good shoes and don't run on pavement or treadmill. Find a softer surface to run on.

Topic State of La Health Department destroys 1600 lbs of venison at homeless shelter
Posted 05 Sep 2013 18:22

Apparently, the venison wasn't destroyed because it wasn't inspected or properly handled, it was rejected just because it was venison. Louisiana law forbids the serving of venison in any public place, restaurants or any public eating facility, such as a homeless shelter. They had been eating venison for years at this homeless shelter, but one of the people complained about being fed deer meat.

It only takes one asshole to ruin things for everybody.



Is this because of health reasons? I know that we in Norway have strict rules regarding livestock being given antibiotics and how long it takes before you can send them to the slaughter house. Can it be that there's something that the deer eat in the wild that makes it kinda dodgy to actaully take money for the meat. Some kind of disease that has ridden the area? After all, they do suspect that the Muslim ban on pigs was actually due to pigs were usually disease ridden. Basically if this is the case then what kind of signal would it send out if you say "You can't sell this to paying customers, but you can give it to the homeless." Imagine the state recieving the heat for calling homeless people second class citizens.

But this is just me speculating.

Topic State of La Health Department destroys 1600 lbs of venison at homeless shelter
Posted 04 Sep 2013 12:44

I might have a wrong impression of American society, but consider this scenario and tell me if you find it implausible; someone eats the venison and gets sick and maybe dies because of it. They do an autopsy and find out it was something wrong with the venison. A family member that has no sense of morality and common decency decides to sue someone, maybe even the city, for letting food that hasn't gone through the proper channels be distributed to homeless people. Person gets X million dollars even though the judge says "This is fucking ludicrous, but it's the law."

It's a fucking stupid and horrendous scenario, but I've learned to never underestimate the greed of humans.

Topic Wealth Abandonment
Posted 03 Sep 2013 07:13



But it isn't immoral to break the laws?

In answer to this; it all depends on whose side you're looking at and what moral law they broke. Woman is forced into a marriage and can't by law get out of the marriage. Her husband beats her and abuses her in all kinds of ways. She flees the country and has thus by definition broken the law of her country. From her husbands and the local views she has acted immoral, but from a western point of view she has broken a inhuman law and is thus not immoral. You seek for a simplistic answer in a place there is none.

As for your scenario, there are no moral obligations for anyone considering our point of view, but maybe if he has a relative that have helped him out with different necessary tasks and helped him build up his empire it could be immoral to throw out a good portion of his inheritance into the sea.

To me it more seems like he's doing what you do a lot of the time; trolling clown

As for laws an morality in general, it seems to me you're saying that without morality there would be no laws. That's wrong. Without morality there would be pragmatism, you'd have a completely neutral view on what makes the society run smoothest and will benefit most if not everyone. Let's remove morality out of the equation and throw out the law against stealing as well. It becomes easier to break a window and get what you want than it is to actually go to work and earn what you need to buy the ware. Society will if not stagnate then at least slow down due to there not being anyone buying or producing things, but they're instead stealing it. Even societies that have had no problems with blood vengance due to deaths have had secondary solutions simply because it doesn't benefit society that people go on killing each other.

Topic Newbie chat room
Posted 27 Aug 2013 19:14

Not so sure about the idea of a newbie chatroom. Can imagine plenty of guys wanting to"help" the newbies...

Consider the chatroom as a bar. You go in and see a bunch of people. You order a beer and then dit down at a corner table and don't talk to anyone. Do you think it would be fair to call the other people in the bar cliquy because they didn't approach you? Try talking to someone. There are hundreds of people that go into the chatroom and you're sure to find someone that will say hi back. Just don't be too timid to engage in a conversation.

Topic Penis Health & Care
Posted 27 Aug 2013 18:34

I just wash with regular soap and a washcloth. I also trim my pubes which makes me sweat less in the entire area. Never had any problems with it.

I'm guessing most guys, at least uncircumsiced guys, have had the experience of finding cock cheese under their foreskin. Little white stuff that looks kinda like feta cheese. This isn't a sign of you having a shitty hygiene, it's actually glands around the head that's excreeting it as an additional lube. It's made from the same stuff that comes out of your zits when you squeeze them, so yes ladies, you have cock cheese too. And it's in your face. But if you see it, wash it off. Once it has reached that stage it has no more use.

Topic Happy Birthday, Elitfromnorth!
Posted 26 Aug 2013 17:23

Elit, what a sad song you've sung yourself! I wish you a MUCH happier day than this sounds!


//www.youtube.com/embed/h_TFFdFGEFo


Never mind, lad. I care. sunny


Big Hugs



BEST... BIRTHDAY SONG.... EVER!!!!!

Topic Proposed anti-paparazzi bill aimed at protecting children
Posted 20 Aug 2013 13:02

How about passing a law that says you can't post or publish pictures of children(below 18) without the parent or legal guardian's written consent. Sure, you take out the paparazzis and they'll cry about free press and all that, but then again; what about the protection of other children? Children that are somehow involved in witness protection program, children that are hiding from abusive parent(s). I'm sure if we took the time we could come up with hundreds of reasons why posting pics of people under the 18 without the parent's written consent should be against the law.

If national security can override civil liberties, then why the hell can't the protection of children do so?

Topic Gentlemen's Club
Posted 17 Aug 2013 16:13

Stripes is the thing this year, and they come in black and some other colour.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FLso9f8lESE/UdRZpSFDOKI/AAAAAAAAUcE/jFUAZwZQTXI/s738/Hull+City+13-14+Home+Kit.jpg

Topic Proposed anti-paparazzi bill aimed at protecting children
Posted 15 Aug 2013 09:06

Those Paparazzi's are in general the bottom feeders of society. The scum of the earth. Even if Halle Berry moved to the middle of Montana she would still have a bunch of paparazzi's following her and her kids, because they're celebreties. Headlines would be "See Berry's new country life" and so forth. Once you've hit the star, these piranahs will go through hell and back to get pictures of you. The newer and more different the better. Just look at Lady Diana. She was dead in her car and those bastards were still taking pictures of her.

So no, the paparazzis will get no sympathy from me. They're the kind of people that abuse the 1st ammendment and freedom of press and make a mockery of it. No way in hell will I ever stand shoulder to shoulder with those cunts.

Topic Gay Rights in Sochi, Russia- Boycott or Protest?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 04:35

Distrust sadly is no real damage. Just because there are a bunch of human rights violations doesn't mean people will stop buying stuff from the US or stop accepting US money in whatever form it comes. The US has only lost face, nothing more.

And the corrupt old facists at IOC won't stop the olympics unless there is footage of Putin in Siberia standing in front of a Gulag and says in very broken English "In here we kill faggots". It's the very terrible truth of how money has corrupted what used to be an event that was about peace.

Topic Gay Rights in Sochi, Russia- Boycott or Protest?
Posted 13 Aug 2013 14:39

If Russian law - or homophobic hooliganism causes arrest or injury of foreign athletes or olympic attendees, the Olympics are going to get a serious and deserved black eye. Russia/Putin may or may not care, but its rep will take damage.

Putin and Russia are too powerful to give a crap about their reputation, especially regarding something like this. Come summer the incidents would sadly be forgotten. Just look at the US. How many scandals have not the US in general been a part of over the years, with Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, Iraq war, Manning, Snowden and PRISM and all the other things, yet still there are more skeletons in the closet as the rest of the world views it. The USA, Russia and China are a couple of the countries in the world that are so powerful and influential that they can give the finger to the rest of the world.

Now the Norwegian IOC member have actually gone on record and said that anyone who wants to do the a pro-gay protest should just forget about it because it's in the Olympic charter that there will be no politicla demonstration by athletes. So basically, Sprite on the the top of the podium wrapping herself in the rainbow flag would make her lose her medal.

Topic Wealth Destruction
Posted 13 Aug 2013 14:31

One thing you didn't consider; the change in market price of gold, silver and platinum once it gets revealed that a massive amount is now gone forever.