Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic Phrase of the Day
Posted 29 Aug 2012 08:09

"Me? I'm just a nobody"

Because I wanna be in the shadows today

Topic I always wanted to be somebody.
Posted 29 Aug 2012 08:02

Me? I'm just a nobody

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Topic Farting on the man of your dreams!
Posted 29 Aug 2012 07:55

The moral of the story is: You can let out the most horrendous farts, but if you have nice tits you'll get away with it

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Topic Happy Birthday, Elitfromnorth!
Posted 27 Aug 2012 07:41

Thanks guys =)

I appreaciate it. Believe it or not, I actually do. So drinks are on me! Pour Wine

Topic Democracy Test
Posted 25 Aug 2012 07:58

Mankind's primary objective is self preservation, for themselves or their family should they have one. In some cases religious beliefs may trump that(as in some strictly religious people would rather die than breaking their religious laws), but then again this can also come down to self preservation in the after life, i.e. not going to hell.

I wouldn't go down that road unless every other option was depleted. I guess it would depend on who was there. If there's a bunch of cunts that I don't like then I'm off for hiding. If there's a bunch of friends with families of their own the decision becomes easier considering I'm single and all that. Technically, no one depends on me unlike if I had a kid. If I had a wife/girlfriend and kids that depended on me then things would have been a bit more different.

At least if there was a hot chick I'd ask her if I could get layed first....

Topic Teacher convicted of sex with 18yr old students
Posted 24 Aug 2012 16:54



It would give me great pleasure to join in the fight with you and go there and send her to jail, but

I respectfully disagree, interpretation of laws are not opinions.

No, you're right, not every 18yo is out of danger of being used and manipulated... But they are adult! you keep hammering on the word 'kids"

What if they were 19 or 20 or 21. They are still someone's children. Were is the line? The line is 18 so far and it should be 16, but thats on opinion.. mine.


The reason I use the word kid in this context is because they're still at high school. She may have started teaching them when they were 16, when in the eyes of the law they're kids. What if she puts thoughts in their mind then and this keeps rolling? Maybe she has been teaching them sex ed.(if they learn about that). Imagine the way she may appear to them, especially if some of the lads are virgins. Suddenly they see this authority figure that knows about sex and wham, at the age of 16 they get a crush on her which doesn't go away. That's abusing the authority she has.

We all know that when it comes to attraction it's not just necessarily good looks that is the only thing that lights your fire, especially when it's with someone you know. It can be trust, a close relationship built up over time and so much more, and she has gained those from her position as a teacher over a longer period of time from when they were young.

You can say "they're 18" all you like, but it's still against the law to fuck your pupils. You still risk jailtime if you do it. I for one am certain that if I ever have kids then I want to make sure that my kid won't be used as a tool to satisfy the teacher's sexual desires, it be consensual or not. Whether or not it's consensual is a ridicilous argument, because that's not the case here. Same as the judge shouldn't consider if they were 18 or not. What is the matter here is that the teacher builds a bond with the student that it is completely necessary to keep within bounds by the law.

I have experience with teaching children aged 13-16. I know how strong a bond you form with them even in a very short time. It's a whole lot easier than you think to see which one of them are the more insecure and would be more susceptible for a move than others. I doubt that changes over a period of two years. You learn to know these kids, and if you're good, they'll open up to you. You see them every day and you interact with them more that day than many of their parents. In the end they'll find it easier to talk to you than their parents, simply because you're an adult who knows them but you're not their parent. I know that if one of my colleagues ended up shagging a pupil then I'd volunteer to drive the teacher from the courthouse to jail. Because it is by far one of the greatest betrayls you can do as a teacher.

Topic Poker is not gambling
Posted 24 Aug 2012 09:20

If putting money on that your skills will be better than other people's skills then we're all gambling. Taking a degree in a market with tight job application; you're putting not just the schoolmoney but also years of your life that your skills in the subject is better than your fellow students.

Making a business; you're putting money on that you can provide a service that is more comptetative than other companies.

When a footballclub pays 25 million quid + wages then they're gambling on the fact that the skills they aquired will be enough for them win.

Gambling is chance, where you might as well flip a coin. There's no skill involved in blackjack(unless you count cards which is not considered legal by the casinos), roulette and so forth. The fucking lottery is gambling.

Poker is all about being able to read your opponents, calculating probability and fucking with their heads. There's a difference between that and rolling the dice.

Topic Florida passes bill requiring Welfare recipients to pass drug test to recieve funds.
Posted 24 Aug 2012 03:27

My view of this; pushing the expenses of the government over on the individuals in terms of crimerates going up. If anyone here have ever been addicted to something(cigarettes or anything like that) you know how difficult it is to quit. Add the fact that drugs causes you a greater craving then the removal of welfare isn't gonna make you quit. You'll just start doing other things to fuel your drug addiction, either through prostitution or other ways. Thinking that this is in any way the solution of the problem then you're narrowminded. This is gonna end up costing more than it saves.

And I consider the whole drugtesting at work a violation of privacy. What I do in my own spare time is nothing my boss should think about, as long as I function well at my job. What if a person goes to the Netherlands or somewhere else where it's legal to do a certain drug? Is that person to be punished for not doing anything illegal in my own sparetime. As long as I function at my job and I'm not under the influence at work I shouldn't be punished by any other than the law.

Topic Teacher convicted of sex with 18yr old students
Posted 21 Aug 2012 05:22



Everyone agrees that she violated a moral trust, and that she isn't fit to be responsible for our kids' safety. But does she really deserve 20 years in a hardcore prison for her "crime"? When people that shoot other people do half that?

I never said maximum security and the length of the sentence. I agree that it would be wrong if she has to spend 20 years in prison while a killer spends 10 years. But that's a different debate.

The question is should she go to jail or not? I say she should, because the law is there to make sure that you can send your kids to school without having to worry about if their teacher is gonna try to trick them into bed. Are people gonna say that every 18yo is out of danger of being used and manipulated?

Bottom line is: she broke the law. She knew that by fucking these guys she risked going to jail. She still did it. And like it's been said earlier. If it had been a male teacher fucking girls the debate wouldn't exist. How's that for equality?

Topic You know you're addicted to Lush when...
Posted 21 Aug 2012 03:50

When you're starving but for some reason the chatrooms and forums are more interesting than eating.

Topic Teacher convicted of sex with 18yr old students
Posted 21 Aug 2012 03:01

Well we really have to look at this from a few different point of views. why was she doing it? was there love involved. tbh sex between teachers and students...kind of a stupid rule, really its just there to stop kids from not focusing on the task at hand, but if u have a look at schools throughout the world that internet access and all, ull find kids with pornography, games and other "distracting" material. under those reasons then i would say give her a pardon, since the people who were doing it with her were legel and consented. BUT if we were to look at it from the point of view that we stop these acts from going ahead to set and example...kinda useless i mean c'mon, schools are full of horny teenagers who cant wait to whip it out, sex happens in school, no doubt about it, it is unavoidable, and once that happens wat are the authorities gonna do then? kick the children out from the school becuase they succumbed to their basic animal instincts? so really, i dunno, give her a pardon i guess, BUT tell her not to do it again as it will cause many many problems. oh and to the readers who read this rant, this may have sounded very confusing soooo yeah sorry XD

The problem isn't teenagers having sex. You're missing the point. The problem is a teacher having sex with a student. There's a difference.

I'm sure some of you have kids. How would you feel if your kid was at a position where he/she was having problems in life? Maybe a break up and the only person he/she confides in is the teacher. At this highly vulnerable point how difficult would it be for the teacher to talk the student in to sex? If know I'd have a fit. If that's not abusing your position then I dunno what is. Kids at that age are vulnerable whether we like it or not. Add a trusting authority figure and you don't have to be an expert at manipulation to get laid.

Topic Teacher convicted of sex with 18yr old students
Posted 21 Aug 2012 01:52

Fire her arse and send her to jail. She's abusing her authority as a teacher to satisfy her own sexual needs. When you're a teacher you can make an impression on kids that no other adult can. You're not just a grown up, but you're a grown up that connects with them. The kids can come to the teacher with any kind of problem and in some cases the teacher knows the kid better than the parent. If the teacher wants to then it's not really a problem coercing the kid to bed. What if it was a shrink? Or a doctor? It's the same kind of manipulation.

And in the US you're obviously not considered responsible enough to have a beer until you're 21 and we all know that we were far from mature at 18. She knew very well what the rules were when she became a teacher, and she knowingly broke the law. The teacher has a certain control over the still immature kid, even when they're 18, and she abused it. Keep the law and send her ass to jail.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 21 Aug 2012 00:56

Traffic and construction work. My homies got da beat, bitches!

Topic I ALWAYS KNEW WOMEN had ALL THE ANSWERS.
Posted 19 Aug 2012 06:04

If you have all the answers, why do you keep hammering us with questions?

Topic Gates vs Jobs
Posted 16 Aug 2012 16:54

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Topic Bug slayer badge
Posted 16 Aug 2012 15:10

If I find myself being nice to people, does that count as a bug? Because it sure as hell isn't normal...

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 16 Aug 2012 02:58

You're all open and positive about me sending in a complaint. Then please explain to me this. How the fuck should I be able to send in a complaint when you have no fucking information WHERE I should adress it? Do I ship it to my local office? Or do I ship it to central office? Maybe you cunts could be a bit more informative! There is as much help from your websites as there are from wet toiletpaper when you have the runs. FUCK YOU!

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 15 Aug 2012 06:00

Nemo Tobias? Seriously? You named your kid Nemo Tobias? Not only is my neighbour an absolute cunt, but they're both obviously retarded and mean for naming their kid Nemo! Who the fuck names their kid Nemo? One could argue that it's because they met while grabbing the same Jules Verne book at the library and they started talking over that, but looking at them I doubt that they combined have the intellect to actually read his books. Fuck, they wouldn't be able to read The Hobbit, and that ones written for kids. I doubt they can even read! Illiterate cunts is what they are! Fucking airheads! I bet they named it that because they were watching Finding Nemo and for some reason they got turned on by clownfish and decided to jump in the sack and thus the annoying little fucker was born. Would suit with their intellect.

And how do I know? For some reason they put gravel in their driveway, you know the small rocks that you can't really walk barefoot on. And he always drives too fast when coming home, meaning that he has to brake hard and the gravel goes down on our terrace, or when he starts he floors it and spins the wheel so rocks fly down on our terrace. That combined with that the kids are rude, yell and cry and the parents are obvious airheads, it just goes to show that neighbour on one side is a slut, neighbour on the other is an old hag of a retard and on the other side I have a bunch of rude and screaming cunts. Have a very good FUCK YOU!

Topic Moderators
Posted 14 Aug 2012 12:35

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Topic Happy Birthday, sisters!
Posted 14 Aug 2012 08:59

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Topic Happy Birthday, TheDevilsWeakness!
Posted 14 Aug 2012 08:03

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Topic How long could you survive after a kicking a bear in the balls
Posted 14 Aug 2012 06:52

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Take this test and see how long YOU can survive after kicking a bear in the balls!

Apparantly I would only last 32 seconds. Would be enough time to update my facebook status to "FUCK!"

Topic Mod Appreciation Thread
Posted 13 Aug 2012 14:31

Thank you =D there's a whole lot of banging once head against the desk and a few sobs in the corner while in fetal position, but getting stuff like this makes it all worth it=D

So I can put you up as a reference person on my CV?

Topic Bullied 14yr old has plastic surgery
Posted 13 Aug 2012 03:21

There has been bullying for years and years. Why is it different today. I am heavy and grew up heavy. Dealt with all the crap dealt out. Kids are cruel!!!!

Sure. Let's just ignore the problems away. Same way there will always be wars. I say we just ignore any attempts to make peace. Let's just dump a crapload og weapons in Israel on both sides and let's do the strongest one wins. There will always be hunger too. I have a great idea! Let's just stop handing out food to the hungry and eventually that problem with solve itself!

This is basically what you're saying...

Topic Knowing the Worst?
Posted 12 Aug 2012 11:21



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Topic Knowing the Worst?
Posted 12 Aug 2012 08:51

Depends what it is. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, but other times being told the hard truth is the best thing, maybe not there and then but in long term perspective.

E.g. say your partner is cheating on you and this is not just a one time thing. If I have to pick between knowing and not knowing then I'll pick knowing.

But I don't want to know which day I'm gonna die. On that matter I prefer living as an ignorant bastard and just regret it when it happens. I'd be too stressed if someone came to me and said "You're gonna die in 2 months". So much to do...

Topic Is girls masturbating still considered taboo?
Posted 10 Aug 2012 01:12

Only way I would consider it taboo if my girlfriend masturbated would be if I walked in on her and she told me to leave her alone until she was finished...

Topic My girlfriend
Posted 10 Aug 2012 00:56

I can see you've gotten the chatroom advice, so my advice will be to make a forumpost in the "Ask the Author" section. maybe there's someone interested and you can share ideas with them there. And welcome to lush icon_smile

Topic Legal Prostitution?
Posted 10 Aug 2012 00:35

I feel the issue of legalized prostitution should be viewed in the light of two dimensions.
1. Any service or commodity in demand can never be stopped by imposing bans or prohibitive laws.
Even in Saudi Arabia, Alcohalic drinks and girls for fun are available, though illegal. No one can stop the supply of a commodity or service which is demanded in a society.
2. Clamping prohibitive laws on service like prostitution is against human freedoms and indiviual rights.
Why ban a commodity or service which will contine to be available, wether legal or illegal.
Especially it is fundamental human right to choose whatever profession or service one likes to have.
I will surely second the opinion that laws should be there to make the service available without harming or endangering health of others.

So your idea of winning the drug war is to legalise pretty much everything? Because that's what you're saying with the statement I highlighted. Hell, then we can stop prohibition on anything. Do you really think that's a good idea?