Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic Period
Posted 26 May 2012 17:28

This thread is destructive for me for several reasons.

1) I'm losing faith in humanity, quickly. And it's obvious that Social Darwinism is no longer in function, since it's the idiots who breed...
2) I keep getting reminded that people dumber than me are getting laid, while I'm not getting any. Disappointing.


But if you're capable of reading what everyone else in here has said, go buy a fucking pregnancy test. You're 19. If you can sneak away from your mother long enough to have sex with your boyfriend(unless you're into stuff that's not allowed to discuss on this site other than in the verified stories), you can sneak away from your mother to go buy a bloody piss stick.

And if the saying is true, that intelligence skips a generation, I hope you are pregnant and that you have the kid. Fuck, have more, because you're gonna have a bunch of brainiacs....

Topic Moderators CANNOT read your private whispers
Posted 22 May 2012 05:45

I think you're wrong, Gav, because I get constant whispers where it says the recipient is an asshole, and we all know I'm an awesome guy that never does or says anything wrong. Especially not smartarse comments.angel7

Topic Another WTF?
Posted 21 May 2012 00:56

I'm not really sure what this is supposed to depict, but I think I like it

http://winningateverything.com/files/2012/05/WA_inoculating.jpg

Topic Answer this truthfully
Posted 20 May 2012 11:35

http://jpg.artige.no/store/30/30914.png

So dudes of lush, which one do you wanna wake up next to after a hard night of partying? evil4

Topic FAIL Thread
Posted 20 May 2012 10:43

http://jpg.artige.no/store/31/31029.jpg

Topic Debate Team. Defend the view that opposes your own personal viewpoint.
Posted 20 May 2012 08:09

Pot is a drug and once you get down that slippery slope it's just a short way from pot to heroine and cocaine. We need to stop people from becoming junkies and nip it in the bud. Best way to do that is to keep pot illegal and deter people from using it. If people have pain and so forth they can go on pharmaceutical medications that are 100% legal once they get perscribed. If we're to legalise everything because "everybody does it" then where do we stop? What about speeding, heavier drugs and so forth? It's the first step towards anarchy and that's what the terrorists want. Legalising pot means that the terrorists win.

Higher education; should all universities and colleges be free of charge(or a small nominal fee for all the paper you spend and so forth, so say 100 bucks a semester).

Topic LGBT?
Posted 20 May 2012 05:51



"Straight gays"...?

I think you just invented a whole new genre of porn....

It's not gay if balls aren't touching. Or like a song goes "You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good, ok".

So I guess straight gays are two straight dudes getting off together in ways that their balls aren't touching.

Topic Who do you attract?
Posted 16 May 2012 14:04

Overall(with a few exceptions) I seem to attract

1. Girls that are either younger down towards the legal limit(18-20) or women in the their mid 30's and up.
2. Lacking of confidence and need constant reassurance
3. Turning out to be clingy

and last but not least, one that goes for almost everyone:

4. They end up dumping me.

Topic Another completely unnecessary law.
Posted 16 May 2012 13:48


Sure, this law might stop a few people walking into each other or tripping or whatever. But so would shit like tying your shoe laces or pulling up your fucking jeans so you can walk properly . Yeah, bit off point but...





This law would have my undying support, simply because the people walking around with their jeans around their knees look like complete and utter twats and should be punched in the face. Just my My 2 cents

Topic Debate Team. Defend the view that opposes your own personal viewpoint.
Posted 16 May 2012 09:04

Why on earth should car insurance be compulsory? It's obvious that it's only a minimum of drivers who are responsible for the damages and they deserve to get the whole bill themselves, because all this does is damaging the law abiding drivers who never do anything wrong. I don't do bad stuff and I still have to pay car insurance because it's mandatory, when instead I could be spending those money on other things, like booze and fat food.

Sex before marriage, yes or no?

Topic Another completely unnecessary law.
Posted 16 May 2012 08:53

Because they're human, and humans react differently to situations. You can put two people in the same situation and they will react differently. It's not an absurd thought to put the two of them in the same category just because the situations are different and a few people's reactions are different. Who knows? Maybe the ones you know are the anomolies in their responses and reactions to the two situations. But odds are that in both situations the result will be the same; PTSD, even if it's a broad diagnosis.

Topic Is this what it'll take to be No. 1 in the future?
Posted 16 May 2012 06:01

Nice. Looking forward to having WADA coming into the Unis and picking people at random to take a pisstest.

Topic Another completely unnecessary law.
Posted 16 May 2012 05:52

Is it really that far off? Explain why it's over the top, please.

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 16 May 2012 05:47

It's called private for a reason. I can take the laptop to my room and we can call it an office romance Big Hugs

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 16 May 2012 05:45

Ok. I'm all for equality so you open the private, E bootyshake

Topic Last one to post is the sexiest
Posted 16 May 2012 05:43

looks like I'm the hottie in here. Sorry guys and hello girlsevil4

Topic Sexual words association
Posted 16 May 2012 05:42

Soaked

Topic Kiss, Fuck or Pass
Posted 16 May 2012 05:40

I'll kiss it better. All over :-"

Topic Fuck or Pass???
Posted 16 May 2012 05:36

Oh yeah t1517

Topic Fictional crush
Posted 16 May 2012 04:13

It's not uncommon for guys to either have a crush on or sexual fantasies about women from games or animated movies(not actual living people). I'm sure the amount of guys who have masturbated while thinking of fucking a game character is quite staggering, but my question is this: does girls do the same? Does girls get off while thinking of Super Mario or other characters, or is this strictly a guy thing?

Topic Your Favorite Celebrity Crush
Posted 16 May 2012 04:04

Can't remember her name, but the one who played Cory in "Pacific Blue" when I was a kid was someone I drooled over for quite some time. Wouldn't mind going vampire hunting with Jessica Biel either.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 16 May 2012 03:48

A nice cold coke. Ah, the freshness is intoxicating

Topic Another completely unnecessary law.
Posted 16 May 2012 03:25

Of course it gives a nagging feeling, and it's honestly quite retarded that such a law should be necessary. I disagree with it, but just playing the devil's advocate to point out it's not just removing your freedom one step at the time.

Hopefully it will be one of those laws that they don't go looking for infringers, but more the type where people become aware of it and don't walk while texting because they don't wanna get fined. Besides, idiots will always find a way to get themselves killed.

Topic Whats your favorite thing
Posted 15 May 2012 14:39

Someone has to do PR for the chatrooms. Met some great people there and had tons of fun. Hope to see you in there some time and chat some bs with us =)

Topic what do you like the most on lush
Posted 15 May 2012 14:36

That I have a place to be me, where I can flirt, joke and mess around without people frowning at me. And if they do it's no problem to turn a blind eye to it. Of course the people who accept me for me is a part of that. A big part.

Topic factory farms
Posted 14 May 2012 18:02

It is simple. If you want cheap food then factory farms is the way to go. The quality will be lower, but there will be a larger production at a lower cost. If you want the typical family farm that has less of a factory look to it, then you're gonna have to pay.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I grew up on a farm, and being a farmer isn't a job. It's a lifestyle. It's not a job that you can leave at 4 in the afternoon and then head home to your appartment and do whatever it is you do. People aren't really aware of all the time that a farmer spends on tending to the animals, because it's not just dump some food in front of them and that's that, especially when it comes to the family style farm, because they are usually a whole lot more manual labour than automatic, simply because if you're gonna go more automatic in the feeding, milking and so forth of the animals the investments required to make it profitable are so huge that you have to go closer to the factory farm.

The prices you pay at the farmers market that you think are so expensive isn't necessarily because the farmer is a greedy fucker, it's because the farmer actually has to make a profit and for the farmer that runs the family style farm to make a living the prices has to be at the range they are. It's the standard businessmodel that you find in any company in the world.

People want the free range eggs, organic food and all that other crap, but when they realise what it actually costs they start complaining. It's the typical modern hypocrachy; we want the best and most ethical kind of food, but we're really not that willing to pay for it.

Topic Another completely unnecessary law.
Posted 14 May 2012 17:34

I'm gonna play the devil's advocate here and say why this law is a good thing

Ignoring the social darwinisim, then let's say that one of the "textwalkers" walk straight out into the road, get hit by a car and then it's over quicker than you can type LOL to your friend. The idiot is dead and won't be texting no more. But what about the driver? It's easy for us to sit here and say "Now now, it wasn't your fault", but newsflash; human phsyce doesn't work that way. How many soldiers haven't come home from war scarred by what they saw? No one suggests kicking veteran soldiers with PTSD in the ass and go "Too bad you didn't like it, son. That's war and all your friends died because they didn't remember their training or they just weren't good enough". So this law pretty much protects those who are innocent, which laws should do. Besides, add the pressure someone paralyzed puts on society in terms of loss of tax income, money spent on different things and so forth.

I'm not saying that it's a good law, but think about this; how many times have you been in such a hurry that you couldn't stop the necessary 30 seconds to type the text before walking on?

Topic Are You A Different Person When Drunk?
Posted 13 May 2012 04:40

Since I still remember what I did last night I think I can say safely that I don't become a different person when drunk, I'm just more open and I might tell you some of my dirty little secrets. I can also become very physical in the way that I give hugs and kisses to the fairer sex. But I won't roll smokes with acid in them. My rolling sucks when drunk anyway...

Topic Intelligence is overrated? IQ trumped by EQ, MQ, and BQ.
Posted 11 May 2012 06:25

I would assume that your sucess is based on what kind of work you get involved in. Of course a good seller won't need the same level of IQ as a mathematician or engineer, same way you don't have to be a people person to solve equations.

Besides, what's the definition of sucess? If I'm in a job that I love and I earn 500 K NOK a year, am I then less sucessful than my supervisor that hates his job but earns 1 million?

Topic Fed clears China's first US bank takeover
Posted 11 May 2012 05:11

China can do a lot by just using the same governance they have now; dictatorship. It will allow them to strike down on workers much more efficiently than what any western democracy. The working class is a powerful force, but when faced with a ruthless government that is more than keen on keeping status quo then they're pretty much screwed. Add the millions of people living in the rural areas that would love if a factory came to their area you can keep the costs down. The only thing they have to worry about are foreign customers who gives a damn about human rights before caring about profits. Usually most companies are willing to turn two blind eyes to bad environment as long as profits increase.