Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:10

Jump into the sea and join her skinny dipping... given that you are skinnydipping. Still gonna jump in the sea with you though...

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:09

Fuck. More than once...

Topic Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:08

Show her how Christmas Day came to be

Topic fuck me, suck me, pass?
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:07

I'll give you a good proper fuck

Topic ... in my pants
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:05

No woman.... in my pants Bob MarleyRegaeman Man

Topic The random thread
Posted 04 Jul 2012 15:38

It's 40 min past midnight and I'm a tad tired.

Topic Thinking with your pussy?
Posted 02 Jul 2012 14:46

So I read somewhere the girls fall for bad boys and think they'd be good dads when they're ovulating. It's some primal instinct that pretty much makes girls that are ovulating the same as us guys are most of the time; you think with your reproductive organs. Is this something you have experienced to be true?

Topic Would you like to be able to kno who has viewed your profile?
Posted 01 Jul 2012 18:28

It could bring up a few laughs, but then it would also bring up a shitload of gossip(do we really need more of that? I'm struggling to keep up!!!) and probably a bunch of people going "Why the hell are you looking on my profile???" So it's a no from me too.


http://upload.lushstories.com/711-stalkers too damn high.jpg

Topic For my Star Wars Buddies
Posted 29 Jun 2012 19:47

http://www.youtube.com/embed/SPcsMMEMbfw

Topic Heaven and Hell
Posted 24 Jun 2012 16:29

Heaven - Awesome armour so I'd look like the most badass warrior angel of all time(check the Diablo III vids)

Hell - A job application to be a Grim Reaper.

Topic Meh
Posted 20 Jun 2012 12:02

Fucking fuck. Oh to hell with it. Meh.

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/70/6d/button,meh,text,type,words,funny-706d03167b1c540da8921557510981d2_h.jpg

Topic Grammar
Posted 19 Jun 2012 07:36

I can't be the only one who has experience this, can I?

http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/19799691

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my "mood" being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

Topic Meh
Posted 18 Jun 2012 03:40

I'm more meh than you'd be able to comprehend. I feel like punching someone, just to get something happening. Meh...

Topic Hide Yourself
Posted 18 Jun 2012 03:31

Eastern Europe seems like a good place to go. Fun thing about Schengen is that I can go past borders in Europe without showing my passport, so it wouldn't pop up on a radar. Oh wait, the cops might read this.

I'm gonna curl up like a homeless guy in front of the policestation!

Topic Birth Assault. Appalling actions by doctors and hospitals
Posted 18 Jun 2012 02:26

If it's true that doctors prefer the c-section because that lowers the risk of complication and thus also the risk of being sued, doesn't that mean that the system has brought this upon themselves? Seems like in this sitution the medical team had some worries that things were not as they should be, and when you're in that much pain are you really in a position to actually give an informed consent. Listening to the Birth plans that Lady is mentioning and hearing other stories about batshit crazy mother's to be it wouldn't be surprise me if there are those that would rather stick to the plan than make sure that the baby is ok. In my opinion the interest of the baby should come first, regardless of any plan that's made on beforehand and the mother's wishes. As the military saying goes; when the war starts all plans are scrapped.

I've had some rather painful medical episodes in my time and if giving birth is as much worse as they say(I don't doubt them a second that it is) then I know I would not be capable of making an informed decision at that time. I know that if I was given a series of numbers and suggestions I wouldn't understand shit and I might end up with something amputated at that time, so I can't even imagine how your mind is when giving labour. Not only the pain but also the intensity of the situation, especially when the docs thinks something is wrong and is rushing you down to the OR. I know I was confused going down there, and I was in no real pain at the time. Add that your body is producing it's own painkillers that pretty much makes you high what you end up with is a person who is in increadible pain from the contractions as well as being only a few notches from legally high.

So since we only got the mother's version I think it's impossible to pick sides. What if there were serious concerns about the wellbeing of the child and the mother refused to listen? What if the medical team had to put her under so they could save the kid and avoid complications? There are too many unknown factors to this, and unless this stuff ends up in court we will never know the hospital's side of the story, because medical records are rightfully sealed to the public. Remember that there are always three sides to a story. In this case it would be the mother's, the medical team's and what actually happened...

Topic Electric Shock for children and teenagers with autism and other disabilities
Posted 18 Jun 2012 01:55

By the way, does this mean that Massachusettes, or at least schools in that state, allows teachers to hit pupils at regular schools? I mean if they allow electrical shock to the point where there's permanent damage, isn't it a bit hypocritical to go "No, we don't allow child abuse". Talk about fucked up world...

Topic The ethics of wearing fur or animal skins
Posted 18 Jun 2012 01:52

Too many pages for me to bother to read them all, so I'm gonna just throw in my My 2 cents

I see no problem with breeding animals to wear the fur. That is as long as the animals are treated properly not only at the farm but also where they get processed. People seem to think that farmers in the fur industry are so much worse and doesn't care if the animals there are end up being bitten and sick and God knows what else, but they forget one vital thing; it's an industry and in the industry like everywhere else in the world money rules. One animal that's out of shape or got a bad fur is money lost for the farmer. He's been giving it food every day so if the fur is useless he's lost money. It's in his best(i.e. financial) interest to keep as many animals as possible healthy.

What really isn't considered often enough is that the farmer usually have several thousand animals. When you have that many there are bound to be some that end up with injuries, either you like it or not. PETA and similar folks go apeshit the moment they see an injured animal, even if it's been put in a seperate cage and are awaiting vet-treatment. I dunno their trail of thought, but then again, can you expect much reasoning and sense from an organisation that protests against an animal shelter that puts down animals that will only suffer if they keep on living. Not to mention the fact that they condone what the FBI has considered as acts of terrorism. Hell, they've even got convicted terrorists on their payroll to keep lectures about how it's ok to use violence sometimes.

So as long as the farmer treats the animals right and they do the same at the processing plant I have no problems with the industry. Maybe it's because I grew up on a farm myself and thus views animals differently, but I think it's more that I've learned how a farmer thinks. He might not name the animals and cuddle them all day long, but he still cares for them. Hell, my parents even kept a cow a year longer just for my sake, even if it wasn't really the right economical thing to do. Guess I was stubborn already as a 7 year old evil4

Topic Electric Shock for children and teenagers with autism and other disabilities
Posted 17 Jun 2012 04:33

Ummmm, why is there even a petition out for this? Shouldn't this be a non-brainer for the cops? Reminds me of Abu Ghraib, only with disabled kids as the prisoners...

Topic Smoking Bad, or Good?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 04:29

People need to cut us smokers some slack. No, it's not "just to quit". I bet 95% of the smokers would like to quit if they could. They started smoking for some dumbass reason and suddenly they got addicted. I know that's how I ended up with it. The people who are most understanding towards smokers are usually ex smokers. They know how difficult it is to actually stop doing it, and they also know that there are certain times when it's just impossible to quit(i.e. stressy period somewhere and so forth). I have a plan to try and quit smoking, and I hope to God I will manage to go through with it. I dunno what I'll do other than chew gum and hope that the "exaggerated use may cause laxative effect" warning really is just "may" not a guarantee. It's one of those where you could say that unless you have actually been a smoker and stopped, don't come telling me how it just requires the mindset to do it. You haven't been addicted to it, so you don't know what the cravings does to your body, not to mention your mind and your mood.

Topic Meh
Posted 15 Jun 2012 09:52

Rain in Donetsk postponing the match. Everything else that's possible to do makes me feel "meh"

http://galeri4.uludagsozluk.com/119/meh_187280.jpg

Topic Kiss or Piss or Fig.
Posted 14 Jun 2012 11:06

Hmmm, it's difficult. Maybe a kiss first and then piss? Sort of like the Mafia "Kiss of Death", with a little twist, so it's the "Kiss of Piss"?

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 13 Jun 2012 12:47

So the European Football Championship is rolling. So have they splitted the rights between three different channels. Which is a pain because two of the channels have more crappy commercials than there are cunty people in the home stand at white heart lane. And not to mention that the commentators are more shitty than a bag of dogpoo. The obvious statements they make are wrong. How the fuck can you be wrong at something that's obvious? It's like saying that decaf coffee contains more caffeine than a caffeine tablet. I could do a better job than these ignorant cunts.

And then they have analasys that really doesn't do anything. It's 4 minutes of jibber jabber before they squeeze in another 5 minutes of cunty commercials. This is why I prefer the national channel. At least they aren't ignorant and annoying cunts.

Topic A more democratic government
Posted 11 Jun 2012 23:59




Actually that is not quite truth. What you are saying is fact for ancient Greece, specifically for Aten's polis, where everyone (at that time only adult men, with permanent residence in Atens) got a vote on all issues- decisions were made on the spot (square, in the middle of the city-polis), and they closed the case and moved to next issue. Ancient Greece is beginning of democracy we know today .
In modern democracy and in the countries organized as republic, we have someone who is representing us, difference is that in democratic system minority cannot overrule majority, which is the case for republic system.

Didn't have time to search online for sources, but here is one

http://www.1215.org/lawnotes/lawnotes/repvsdem.htm
http://www.lexrex.com/enlightened/AmericanIdeal/aspects/demrep.html

Sorry, but that's wrong. The Greek democracy meant that everyone eligeble to vote voted on every matter that the state had to make decisions on. In the modern day we have representative democracy; we elect a few people based on who gets the majority of the votes gets to take part in the decision making. Your average man on the street doesn't approve laws and budgets, but they choose who get to make those decision. The oldest form of the modern democracy you'll find starting up in around 800 AD in Scandinavia(maybe even before, but there's a lack of written sources on this). There every village agreed on a few members to represent the village in the "ting", which was pretty much the modern parliment or city council. The oldest continous democracy can be found on Iceland, where they have their parliment right next to the place where the original Ting was placed over a thousand years ago.

In what situation do you think average joe had a better chance to voice his opinion; 8000 people gathered at the same place all trying to speak at once(and thus the person with the loudest voice or most supporters gets to hold the floor) or the village meet and debate before sending their representatives off to the Ting?

Here endeth the lesson.

Topic Why Aren't You Speaking English
Posted 11 Jun 2012 23:41

Fun fact; There are several Norwegians who move to Costa Del Sol(The Sunshine Coast) in Spain, either to retire or just because they want a warmer climate. A couple of years ago the party leader of the Norwegian party that's furthest to the right in politics here(that's worth mentioning) made a speech where he said something along these lines:
"Immigrants in Norway should learn Norwegian to handle the job market better. Likewise people in Spain where there are large concentrations of Norwegians should learn Norwegian to communicate with the Norwegians there better."

This is the type of double standard that you'd often find with these people. They're the same people that will go somewhere as tourists and then bitch and complain when every local person isn't fluent in English. It's fucking ridicilous and hypocritical. They don't want a well integrated society. They want what's the most convinient for them.

Topic Smoking Bad, or Good?
Posted 11 Jun 2012 23:28

I'm a smoker. I've tried quitting once, lasted about a month or so before crumbling. Have a hope to try again sometime soon, simply because it's way too bloody expensive. But most of it is taxes here, probably more tax than you have in Canada. So once I've payed for my bag of tobacco I'd like to be able to sit outside and enjoy my smoke. People bitch about me not taking care of myself and that I will eventually cost the health care system a lot of money. I'm not denying that, but it's rather ludicrous that the same people who makes these claims are the ones spending more time chewing down burgers and chocolate than dragging their fat ass out of the couch and just taking a walk. Later today I'm gonna head to my uncle and do some good old farm labour that's pretty much a full body work out. I'm gonna be doing this for several hours, a type of work that would tire out most health freaks.

I'll admit that I'm a health risk to myself and maybe nearby children if I blow the smoke straight at their face when outside, but I'm no bigger risk to a kid in a city park than the cars running on petrol and diesel all around, spewing out Nox gasses and all the other crap. I don't think I'm that big of a risk as everyone make it out to be. Why? Because the biggest health risk to people today isn't the smoking, but the lack of activity. The number of smokers that will intentionally blow the smoke in other people's faces is so small that it's not really mentionable.

And if we're talking about making it difficult for other people to breathe indoors, then why are no one reacting to people who shower themselves with perfume/cologne? There are several people with asthma who reacts and can have troubles breathing if the person next to them uses perfume and so forth excessively, but who here will walk up to the smellycat and go "Hey, your excessive use of perfume are causing other people trouble." Of course we wouldn't, because that's rude. But it's not rude to walk up to a smoker and go "that's unhealthy you know". Smokers have become the group that it's pretty much accepted and legal to bully.

Topic Person above you is naked and tied to your bed?
Posted 11 Jun 2012 03:37

Oh I'd tease her good. Real good. And after that... well, let's just say I hope the neighbours are gone bates

Topic The one thing
Posted 10 Jun 2012 14:31

Did a quick search and couldn't find it, so I'm posting a new one. What's the one thing your partner can't be without. I'm not thinking sexual, I'm thinking relaitonship wise, as in the man/woman you marry and grow old with. It can be anything, either it's personality or looks. Humour, cute smile, smelly toes, a nose without boogers etc. What's the one thing you can't be without in a relationship, if you were to pick just one thing. And feel free to explain why if you want.

Topic What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted 10 Jun 2012 12:21

It pretty much invites for a kiss, doesn't it?

Topic Mom arrested for choking 14yr old that bullied her daughter
Posted 08 Jun 2012 17:51

Sadly it very often comes down to the individual headmaster. I understand why in many cases a headmaster would want to sweep it under the carpet, because if he/she did anything about it then you're causing a shitstorm. Today it would be parents of the bully going to the media and telling how the school was accusing their cute little kid who never hurt a fly of something as horrible as bullying. They'd refuse to believe that their little brat is on a level of cuntiness that is hard to understand. You also have to problem of who to believe. It's usually just down to he said she said and 99% of the times classmates won't say anything, because they don't wanna be a snitch, thus lose respect amongst the other kids. It's hard, really hard from a teacher's point of view if they want to do something about it but there are no witnesses. Then the teachers have to ask themselves "Is this student capable of being such a massive cunt?"(and yes, kids that systematically bully other kids and make their life a living hell deserve to be called nothing less than cunts).

But that said, what I mentioned above is no excuse for not dealing with it. Some headmaster's got the balls to go through with it and weather the storm, others don't and decide to ignore the problem or not even admit that there is a problem. It's not uncommon in society. You see it at the workplace not only with bullying but also sexual harassment. And very often it is hard to spot it. Teachers have 28 kids in their class, can't be everywhere at once and when it happens to and from school they're not able to see it. Not to mention texts, facebook, msn and all that. Also like I mentioned earlier, how far does the school's jurisdiction go?

Topic Army Corps of Engineers to cut down man's $14k treehouse/guest house?
Posted 08 Jun 2012 17:40

We need to respect property rights as absolute.

Absolute? As in once you've bought it's yours and no one can take it away from you even if it's for the greater good? What about placement of schools, roads, officebuildings and other things that will help the city/area prosper? What if I live in a neighbourhood with run down ugly ass houses that are just fuck ugly and pollute and basically just a cyste on the local community. Should the city not be allowed to take that area and turn it into much needed appartment buildings and so forth? What about expanding cities? Should a grumpy landowner halt construction because that particular area is something he doesn't want to sell? That would be devastating in my area, because the need for new houses and appartments are skyrocketing. Yes, it is sad to see some areas disappear, but guess what; unless we start implementing closed borders and copying China's one kid policy then cities will grow, more houses will be needed and land is required to build the housing and stores and workplaces that keeps a community going.