Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic 50 Shades of Grey - The Musical
Posted 01 Aug 2012 12:55

Why am I picturing the girl dropping the iPad in the tub, frying herself and then a couple of days later you have the conservatives going out on the podium saying porn kills? I'm gonna go back to my padded cell...

Topic Fuck or Pass???
Posted 01 Aug 2012 12:44

Fuck

Topic Aggressive Chatters
Posted 31 Jul 2012 06:48

As a chatmod, my advice to you is to block them straight away. You have a blockbutton, use it. There are no rules against asking someone to suck your dick/eat you out after just two lines. If they are too agressive in whisper then we can't do anything, simply because we don't see it. Just block them and let them be on their way. Now if someone calls you a cunt, then you should block them straight away. If it's said in public and a mod spots it there should be a little telling off to whoever calls someone else a cunt. Abusive language isn't acceptable.

In any matter, just use the blockbutton. It's there for a reason. The chatrooms are like a bar, and like in any bar there are people who you wanna slap that will walk up to you and proposition you.

Topic Lushies you would love to have sex with.
Posted 28 Jul 2012 15:18

There are a few on my list. Probably more later as well.evil4

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 27 Jul 2012 07:35

Thinking of payback.

Topic How sexy is theplayer's chat room?
Posted 27 Jul 2012 06:02

Not to be a total party poop, but could we at least make sure that most or at least a couple of the fonts we have available will be readable with the backgrounds? Just wanna be able to read the chat. But love the idea angel7

Can we go for some more tranquil pictures as well? Like a lake or forest or outer space or whatever? Just so we can get some "peaceful" enviroments as well.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 27 Jul 2012 04:11

The fuck is wrong with every company putting shitty music on when you're on hold? It makes my ears burn! Why the fuck can't you put some decent music on, something that won't make me want to jump off a cliff because the fall would probably be a lot more comfortable than listening to this shite they call music. Can't they for once, just one time, just not have waiting music? Just create a system that allows them to call back up when there's someone available. It's there! Use it!

Also, what's wrong with oversensitive people on here? They hear one phrase and can't be bothered to read the rest. They don't get a joke! They get all pissy and go crying and can't even bother to read the rest which will actually put things into context. LISTEN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

Topic Kid knows who to call
Posted 27 Jul 2012 03:22

So what do you do when you have a really difficult mathproblem at the age of 4? You call someone for help, of course. And who are always ready to help a citizen in need?

http://9gag.com/gag/4831329

Topic Happens for a Reason
Posted 24 Jul 2012 04:54

Let's just say for the sake of argument that there is a divine being, it be one god or several gods. Hell, let's just stick to the Christian god because we all have somewhat knowledge about Christianity.

The Christian God is viewed as a divine being that is so magnificent and pure that we as humans cannot understand it, i.e. we will never be able to understand God. Thus giving birth to the line of how God works in mysterious way, simply because we cannot fathom his grand plan or his intentions by killing for instance a baby, or letting the batman shooting take place. Put on a grander scale you could ask how the hell could he let Hitler take place and kill 6 million jews and start a war that either directly or indirectly caused the death of a shitload of people.

The other way to look at it is that maybe God is an absolute prick and is no better than the old Greek gods that enjoys seeing us in misery. After all, he did give us humans free will and then gives us 200 or so commandments that we need to follow. Sadistic old sod...

Or maybe this is all the devil's work and there's a constant power struggle between God and the Devil. God tries to create good things on Earth while the devil does what he can to destroy it, hence Hitler and all the other crap.

Or maybe God is retired and left the wheel over to Jesus and Jesus is having a bit of a start up problem. Maybe they're even all drunk and stoned up there in heaven! (I will never know, because with this post I'm so definetely going straight to hell I might as well back shorts and t-shirts straight away).

Topic For my next costume party shall I go for nurse, Lara Croft or slutty fairy?
Posted 21 Jul 2012 14:58

Depends on who you wanna attract. If you go dressed as Lara Croft and you actually do have a good figure, then pretty much all the guys that have touched a game console will drool more than the sport jocks, simply because they've fantasised about you in much more detail. And they do say gamers are the best lovers because they are unselfish in bed...

Topic Ends justify the Means
Posted 20 Jul 2012 13:24

11 people are stuck in a life boat and they know where the go. They have food enough for 10 people for the entire journey, so they either have to throw one person overboard or all 11 of them starve. No one volunteers.

So, should they kill one man or should all 11 starve? Killing is wrong, but killing one man would save 10 others.

It's one of the age old dilemmas; is it ok to sacrifice a few for the greater good? Sacrificing a few for the benefit of the greater good is having the ends being justified by the means.

How much is one life worth? After all, we're sacrificing lives every day in different ways. I'm sure we could have made the roads safer and all that crap, but we spend money on funding theatre and art.

To me it kind of depends. In some cases the ends may justify the means.

Topic The random thread
Posted 20 Jul 2012 12:41

My contacts are hurting! I need to drag them out. Or should I enjoy the pain and watch it make me a stronger man?

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 20 Jul 2012 12:32

Urge. Not really tasty, but it has plenty of sugar and caffeine.

Topic Boyfriend didn't like my poem...
Posted 20 Jul 2012 12:28

Don't think dumping him is your best option. Some guys aren't succeptible to poetry. Maybe you were just a bit unlucky in that department, but that doesn't mean you should be so gutted about it. I can understand being gutted, because after all you wrote it for him, but don't think he thinks your writing is crap.

Personally I wouldn't put much into it. I'm sure he shows affection towards you in other ways and appreciates you being there. So there's one thing that he don't like. So what?

Topic Mathematics
Posted 10 Jul 2012 02:43

No you can't get another question. Unless you want me to find you one that's even more of a mindfuck=P

Topic Mathematics
Posted 09 Jul 2012 14:38

I have yet to see a mathematical intellectual debate here, so let's try with this one.

http://jpg.artige.no/store/34/34601.jpg

Topic girls dating older men: it's a lifelong progressive pattern?Or just a temporary thing?
Posted 07 Jul 2012 11:49

Doesn't the whole maturity thing fade out rather fast? I'm just guessing, but in my experience with people when you've reached mid 20's you're sort of set at the level of maturity you'll be for the rest of your life. Sure, we'll all change when greater things happen, like you stop school and you start working or if you ever have a kid, but I'd think that once you hit that age you're kinda as mature as you'll be.

Let it be noted that I'm not counting experience in this, simply because I consider that rather individual. There are those younger than me with more life experience and safer financial wise than I am, and there are those older than me who are less experienced and worse off financially than me.

Topic Show me what I've never seen before
Posted 07 Jul 2012 03:10

http://www.youtube.com/embed/t1kApnsayeQ

Nothing, absolutely nothing compares to epic sax guy.

Topic What would do with the avatar above you in the shower?
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:37

Push her up against the wall and give her a passionate good fuck.

Topic Last Two Letters ....
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:36

ORGASM! FUCK YEAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Topic Lush Auction: Would you buy the person above you and what would you do?
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:20

Seems like a strong man so I'd hire him out to people who need work done and then enjoy all the money I'd get for it. Maybe I'd buy him some food every now and then.

Topic Keep them related!
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:19

John Malkovich

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:16

Nothing personal, but pass faster than Usain Bolt passes the 100m finishing line.

Topic Alphabet Movies...
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:14

I am Legend

Topic fuck me, suck me, pass?
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:13

Pass the smoke out of the window and then fuck you bates

Topic do women like the taste of semen?
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:12

Depends, all guys taste different, it depends on their diet apparently but don't ask me specifics.

You didn't really answer the question, did youb229 =P

Topic fuck me, suck me, pass?
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:11

Suck your neck and nipples and then fuck. Afterwards pass you the post-sex smoke...

Topic What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:10

Jump into the sea and join her skinny dipping... given that you are skinnydipping. Still gonna jump in the sea with you though...

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 07 Jul 2012 02:09

Fuck. More than once...