Forum posts made by elitfromnorth

Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 09 Jun 2013 15:10

This is massive, I don't think every one needs to be considered, but many should, it may help: The Rules of a Gentleman

I love the contradictions of this list. About how you're always supposed to let her win, even when she's wrong but that a gentleman never backs down if he's wrong. Seems like it's written by a bunch of 16yo's who's read every twilight book and romance crap there ever was out there.

Topic Why do men impersonate as women or post ladies' pics on their profile
Posted 08 Jun 2013 12:03



Umm I don't think it is that. Most of the men posing as women claim to be bisexual and then seek out a huge number of women to hook up with.

Or lesbians. I think it's actually more that it's easier for women to get laid than men as in that they don't really have to work for it. I put it down to simple lazyness instead of latent sexuality.

Topic Forum Signature
Posted 04 Jun 2013 16:23

This link should help you. And if that doesn't do anything then try this one :)

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 03 Jun 2013 22:48

In the 2003-2004 season Arsenal FC became the first team to win the top tier league unbeaten(Played 38, lost 0) since Preston North End won it in the samme manner in the 1889-89 season(played 22 lost 0). There were more Frenchmen than English in the best starting XI

Topic Guys who have had the SNIP, opinions please!
Posted 01 Jun 2013 20:56


There is nothing worse to hear if you're a dude in your late 30s onward than: "We're pregnant!"

Unless you know you've been snipped or clipped or cauterized via laser (and you haven't told her beforehand).

Then hearing her surprisingly gleeful exclamation... is simply comedy fucking gold! Been there, experienced that, believe me - it is exhilarating.

So for great comedy get snipped, get a girlfriend you know will cheat on you, make sure she gets pregnant and watch as she tries to hook you forever but ends up with a dirtbag forever?

If I wasn't in a commited relationship and I one day want kids I'm a big enough arsehole to actually try that. Damn you for giving me that idea...

Topic Sagging breasts?
Posted 31 May 2013 06:47

As long as your confidence from getting rid of all the weight show more than the insecurity about your boobs then you'll be fine. Thing is that confidence is the key. If you act confident then you'll be a shitload more confident than you could ever be with perfect boobs. It's all in your head, and once your head is ok you're much more approachable. Or you can just shock the guys and approach them drunken

Topic 2 years after - Do you feel safer?
Posted 28 May 2013 16:12



No - the objective of terrorism is to exert your influence over political or other means by threats of violence - either suggested or acted upon.

It is not to make people worry about it . . . seems outright silly to suggest that. How are you to counter act anyone who's trying to do wrong if you're not worried in some slight bit?

Worry breeds awareness, safety and concern.

Seems that what you're wanting to say (perhaps) is that you shouldn't let it dictate your life to an infinitive degree . . . which defaults me into the 'fail' category seeing as how my family is military.

So you are all for the patriot act thingy, reduction of free speech, that the level for having a warrant for wire tapping your phone and knowing every site you visit on the interent, registiring every little file you download, is pretty much slim to none. Not to mention the fear of terrorism bringing on Guantanamo Bay and removing the human rights of people based simply on a "hunch".

All the freedoms that we have given up in order to be "safe" are in fact a series of victories for the terrorists.

And Ruthie, Osama bin Laden has pretty much been ostrochised from the rest of the family when he was branded as a terrorist. He also started going against the US after he saw his own country(Saudi Arabia) get in closer with the US, something he at all didn't like(mostly because his interests got lost when Saudi Arabia turned to the US after the Mekka attack).

Topic Dad thinks his daughter charged with sex crime b/c she's a lesbian.
Posted 27 May 2013 16:10

If I'm not mistaken then the 14yo's parents had forbidden her to see the 18yo. This is usually a bad idea because 1) you're her parent and anything you forbid them to do they'll automatically do and 2) If there really are feelings involved here, why should you fuck your kid's mind up more by making her a closet lesbian that struggles with her attachments and then go through a bunch of failed relationship just so you can seem like a "proper picture perfect" family?

Sure, the 18yo should have kept her pants on, but I doubt that the 14yo feels used by anyone than her parents. The real fuck up in this case is the parents of the 14yo, who don't like their daughter having bi/lesbian tendencies. If anyone is going to fuck up that kid it's them, and not the 18yo that introduced her to sex.

Topic Which will we get first....?
Posted 27 May 2013 10:41

I find it hard to believe Americans are any more open minded than the next country.

This. Considering all the hell Obama got for just being black, imagine the heat that's gonna come down on the candidate for being gay or lesbian.

Topic Private pics can be copied by cellphone!
Posted 27 May 2013 06:52

I really doubt it. Considering that the screenshots that are being taken on cellphone is something that the OS on the phone does and not the site, I doubt there is any way you can protect your pics completely. As far as someone browsing on your computer I can instantly think of two ways to get your pictures on my hard drive, even if I can't right click and copy them, and that's without having any additionaly software. You should really be careful with what you put out there and who you give access to.

So unless I have underestimated Gav a whole lot, then there's nothing he can do I'm afraid, but I can't say that with 100% certainty.

Topic 2 years after - Do you feel safer?
Posted 26 May 2013 18:34

It has now been a bit over 2 years since US special forces eliminated Osama bin Laden. The mastermind behind amongst others the embassy bombing and 9/11 is dead, but the question I wonder is; do you feel safer knowing that Osama bin Laden is dead?

Me, I don't at all. Not that I really feel like I'm in constant danger, however I can't say that I feel safer just because one dude is dead. Here's my arguments why: As they said on another documentary the last years of his life he hasn't really been that important to Al-Qaida in regards to the planning process. He has been the great leader and face outwards to the rest of the world, but just like the Queen of England he's had no real power other than a moral booster for his own troops.

Secondly, Al-Qaida isn't like a regular army when it comes to chain of command. It's mostly a group of splinter cells under one umbrella that gives them most of the funding and training, but they don't pick when and where the groups strike. Add to the fact that these cells are more than capable of functioning on their own.

Third, to be sucsessful a terrorist group doesn't have to make a new 9/11 scale bombing. Go into a mall, set off the bomb, make sure the Al-Qaida name is on it and you'll have people terrified for months. That's their goal, to make civilians scared, and they don't need a clear chain of command to do so.

So Lushies, how about you?

Topic Is it really possible to grow your penis??
Posted 25 May 2013 17:18

The only permanent solution that I have heard of is plastic surgery.

Topic WHAT IF THERE WILL BE A LAW OF NOT WEARING ANYTHING WAIST DOWN? WHAT WILL BE YOUR REACTION?
Posted 23 May 2013 09:18

In Norway unless we had a really mild winter then everyone who stepped outside would freeze to death.

Obvious thing might be to break the law, but then again, being stuck in a prison with a bunch of pantless guys. I would be the smelliest guy around, that's for sure...

Topic That boner that just won’t go away
Posted 23 May 2013 09:15

Saying "pressure" gives a really bad ring to the whole thing, like you're blackmailing her or something.

Although I've never been caught in the situation, I'd hope that my persistant nagging would finally go through in the end, or that I manage to find ways to turn her on even if she's not in the mood bootyshake

Topic fucking your sister-in-law
Posted 23 May 2013 09:12

Most certainly not. I like my family members too much(ok, most of them) and those I don't like I'd never hang around long enough to get the chance to screw their partner. If I wanted to hurt them that badly I'd find other and cleaner ways to show who's boss evil5

Topic Eurovision Song Contest
Posted 23 May 2013 09:04

I don't get why Russia are making such a big deal about the Azerbaijan cock-up. For gawd's sake, it's just a competition!

Thing is, Azerbaijan needs to be on Russia's good side. Who else is going to be willing to support a dictatorship with as much free press as China? If they lose the support of Russia then they're pretty much fucked. That's why this is a big deal. Eurovision isn't "just a competition" for many nations, it also has a lot to do with politics, especially in a country where the government(read: dictatorship) runs the national stations.

That said, nothing Eurovision has produced will ever be able to compare itself with Epic Sax Guy

http://www.youtube.com/embed/t1kApnsayeQ

Topic Is this a compliment or?
Posted 22 May 2013 06:56

Would you consider this as a compliment or an insult if you were this man's better half.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/eternal-inquiry.jpg

Personally, I'm on the fence.

Topic myth or fact
Posted 22 May 2013 05:14

What??? Does this mean that when you go in pairs to the bathroom you don't go for a quickie? Damn lush, once again ruining my fantasies....

Although looking at the replies in this thread I now understand why most of the drivers at the pizza place I worked at were dudes. And here I was thinking that it was because women couldn't drive...

Topic What do you think about Yahoo's acquisition of Tumblr?
Posted 21 May 2013 02:47

I read somewhere(think it was Wall Street Journal or something) that Yahoo had a new CEO that was now a purchase spree in an attempt to make the revenue go up for once. Apparantly she was a bit more sensible than previous ones, since she saw what was a necessity to make money. I don't use it that much, but I do believe that there might be "hope in a hanging snore" in this matter.

Topic No Fat or Ugly People Wanted Wearing A & F Clothing
Posted 19 May 2013 18:09

I find it hard to believe that they would destroy clothing rather than give it to the homeless. From a purely pragmatic point of view, that's just stupid. Why not donate them to the Salvation Army, or some other charity and write them off their taxes?

On the other hand, this does seem very typical of the hatred that a lot of people seem to have for the poor these days.

It's not about the whole "Hatred for poor people", it's simply bad for business. They're not trying to be one of the lower end types, they want to appeal to the rich and those with a lot of money to spend on clothes. If the upper middle class is your target group, and the vain ones in this class as well, then having homeless people wear the same brand isn't good for business. After all, can you imagine watching a 17 yo cheerleader stereotype wearing the same jeans as a homeless woman?

Topic What new story categories would you like added to Lush?
Posted 19 May 2013 06:51

Should add a category containing Norwegians in one way or another. Everybody knows bitches loves Norwegians:-"

Topic No Fat or Ugly People Wanted Wearing A & F Clothing
Posted 18 May 2013 10:54

The only way you can get away with being in the top of the foodchain of the market(i.e. not being percieved as a walmart manufacturer, but something cool and top of the line) you can't have "fat" people wearing your stuff. "Fat" people are the normal ones, and you don't want the image that "normal" people wear your clothes. It's the cool and trendy people, the type that everyone wants to be like. So, in turn other people will buy the same brand of stuff to be part of this group of cool people.

It is by far cynicism and exclusion on it's best, but that's just how it is. I've noticed it a lot around here too. Unless I go to one of the typical "suit" stores, I'll rarely find jeans in my size. I wouldn't say that 42" waist is really that big. It's more due to the fact that I'm so bloody tall, yet I'm sent to the "freak" department. I don't really care. Usually the people at that shop are more helpful, friendly and know their stuff better than the chick working at the top notch shops selling the top brands.

But this is capitalism for you. Capitalism cares only about the money and because of that has no problem considering people with certain characaristics as undesirable. In most cases it's "fat" people.

Topic The NTSB wants drinking limit lowered to .05 for DUIs.
Posted 15 May 2013 21:14

I feel no sympathy for you at all. Not one bit. Over here you blow a red light just from having a two of those chocolate balls that have a hint of cognac in them. You're not allowed to drink anything and then get behind a wheel. Complete sobriety is the rule. People driving with alcohol in their blood immediately gets affected, even if it's just a little bit. One drink is enough, let alone two. I don't know the penalties for being a drunk driver in the US, but with a blood alcohol level of .08 you'll get 1 1/2 of your monthly wage in fine, a suspended sentence and have your licence revoked for at least one year.

And I really feel sorry for you if you can't go out and have a dinner with someone and not having to drink. Hell, if you have one glass of wine to the meal you can still drive legally!

And what will the result of this be? Less deaths. Thing is that very often those that are involved in accidents with alcohol in their blood not only injure themselves, but also others. One thing is swirling off the road and hitting a tree or a lamppost, but what about hitting another car or a pedestrian?

Or does it say somewhere in the constitution that you're allowed a certain amount of drinks before you get behind the wheel of a car?

Topic U.S. Military ‘Power Grab’ Goes Into Effect
Posted 15 May 2013 04:28

First sentence that comes to mind is "You did it yourself". Allowing media to hype the vulnerabilities of society and actually voting for people who will go for this shit and believing it has already made you into a rather restricted country. All the Bush administration had to do was say "This law will help prevent terrorism" and suddenly everyone was for it. In the interest of "national security". Maybe if you stopped believing the media hype and actually were more critical about some actions of your elected officials you wouldn't be in this mess. You spend too much time wailing and crying over what is essentially not that big a deal, and things like this gets passed in silence.

Why isn't the opposition(republicans) yelling out against this? Aren't they the ones constantly bitching about how liberties are being removed and so forth? Or is this maybe just their way of building a smoke screen? People rage over anything that even relates to the 2nd ammendment, and in the meantime, the senate and the congress do what they want, because you're too preoccupied with believing that taking away some guns and restricting who gets them is an infringement on your rights, when in reality the ruckus they cause is just a smokescreen to keep people busy. If republicans are so against a strong federal government, why isn't there a strong republican front against this issue?

Topic FUCK BUDDY OR NOT
Posted 14 May 2013 16:06

Will you be able to cope with it? Will you be able to detach yourself emotionally and not fall in love with a fuckbuddy? Will you manage to keep the attraction to being physical only? Should you start developing feelings for the fuckbuddy, are you 100% sure you could break it off?

Ask yourself those questions and see what you come up with. Usually in these situations it's more of asking the right questions than just wondering "should I do it or not".

Also, make sure you use a condom or have your regular fuckbuddy tested. Last thing you wanna do is contract something nasty that you send on to your husband.

Topic Journalists protecting each other
Posted 13 May 2013 18:37

I don't know what to say about the child molester, but the story about the kidnapped journalist was likely kept quiet because of negotiations that were going on to get him released. Most governments say that they will not negotiate with terrorists, but do when they have to, only under the radar or through intermediaries. This is why nothing appears in the media.

The story about the molestation would likely have become public in most countries with a free press. I wonder why it did not happen there. Even if his colleagues did not report it, one would imagine competitors would.

That's the thing. In other kidnapping events where there have been ongoing negotiations the story will break as soon as some fucktard leaks it to the press. It has happened before, and it will happen again. As for the child molester, a quick google search found several blogs talking about it, but the media was dead silent. All of them. And we do have free press. Hell, the press here is so tabloid that real news stories don't even get mentioned, it's all about the sex scandals.

Topic Journalists protecting each other
Posted 13 May 2013 16:10

Not too long ago one of the football/soccer pundits("experts" sitting in the studio) working for a Norwegian channel had stopped appearing. According to the channel he had "moved on to new and other challenges", which usually implies he got a new job. Matter of fact was, he had fondled his underage niece and got sentenced to prison for 9 months. He pretty much was a celeb, having played on the national team, but since he worked for the media, no mention. If it had been a "regular" celeb they probably would have made it first page.

Another case was a Norwegian journalist that was kidnapped in Afghanistan. Can't remember the details of how he was released, but there was nothing until after his safe release that anything was posted in the media.

This thread is not about molesting or kidnapping, I'm wondering if it's the same way in other countries; that journalists have each other's back, so to speak. Unwritten rule that if something bad happens to a journalist it's not to be spoken of unless everything ends up ok or if the individual decides to go public on his own. It's like there's a different set of rules for the journalists, of what can and can't be mentioned. Everyone that's not a journalist is free game. Is it like that in other countries too?

Topic How many rotations can you do?
Posted 13 May 2013 06:58

1. Click this link
2. See how many rotations you can stand
3. When done laughing and done with rotations, post the number of rotations you can do and encourage friends.

Be the best amongst your friends and win an internet and one year's worth of free access to The Pirate Bay, one of the largest bit torrent sites out there!!!

Topic How do you BEHAVE when you can't orgasm?
Posted 13 May 2013 06:49

Annoyed at myself and pretty much analysing the session and see what was wrong, but I don't blame her. Find out that caused it. Usually brush it off. I've cum before, so I can do it again drunken

Topic IRS admits they deliberately harrassed Conservative groups
Posted 13 May 2013 06:37



This makes me even more suspicious of Lerner. Wouldn't someone who was on the up-and-up have stood by her math, instead of just agreeing with her naysayers, and hoping everything will just blow over?

Sarcasm? "Oh, I'm a manager for the IRS, but I'm really really shite at math." Doubt you get anywhere in a top level position unless you have some knowledge of math, since you have to be able to read budgets and shit...