Really? Really?? Really???
Ha ....if in doubt ask Dancing Doll :)

wrapping her in my arms as she sleeps against me

all 3 plus Bonnet polish

It could be a guy trying to be liked and win friends or it may be genuine distaste for my gender, either way.... good luck to you

To quote Marx, Groucho, not Karl, I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member. That said, I wouldn't kick down the door of a club that didn't want me either. Although i cant for the life of me fathom why anyone would blanket accept or restrict anyone without a moments consideration, i have to concede it is their choice. I feel that what is of relevance here is that someone would reject me because of my gender, irrelevant of what i have to say or how I behave or my inspiration for contacting them and not whether they or I am a girl, boy, man, woman, goat or hat rack.

It smacks of insecurity, immaturity or some degree of social ineptitude. But hey! Im just a "man" who likes to talk to people because they interest me and i hope a few friendships of varying intensities, shades and flirtatiousness from red hot to comfortably cool will develop over time.

Please feel free to disregard anything i say I was only typing out loud :)

Does the cookbook list the oriental cuisine staple "Cream of Sumyunguy" as an ingredient?

Not nearly as much as mind, humour, spark, and connection type does before you even consider getting into bed.
From my own taste perspective i would have to say that once I was in the "bed" scenario the issue of body type has long been addressed.
From experience I would say that without exception I sleep/ have sex with the woman who inhabits the body, not just the body. As such I have had the thrill of enjoying various female body types and considered each one uniquely wonderful and delicious in their own right.

Im running about 3 or 4 times a week with a playlist including: Stiff Little fingers, sisters of mercy, new model army, eminem, fields of the nephilim and nickleback to name but a few........Playlist name for the iPod ideas gratefully received :) All fairly driving tunes with a healthy dose of attitude to get me up these damn hills in the morning.

Thats my outfit sorted then guys thanks..... Manties, Mra, moobtube, Manpris, Meels, mipstick and myeliner.........damn me if i aint ready for a magina hunt!! oh hang on. See what you did?? I went and got all meterosexual for a homent there. Can someone let me out now please im scaring myself.

Without a doubt it would be her mind.

Just to throw this in the mix..... Uncut must offer the benefit of both surely? when not in "use" its wrapped in natures perfectly designed protective cover. When inflamed by the sight, touch and thrill of a sensuous partner it wakes itself, draws of its coat and comes out to play with all its nerves and tenderness intact....or is that just mine?? :)