Depends, really. If I'm really worked up, I'll do it right then and there while reading it. But most times I wait until after I've finished or I save it until I go to bed.

Gotta love the avatar. x3
Complete agreement.

Hap is horridly afraid of water, wont go within 100 feet of it.

Same Difference does not mean 'same thing'. Same difference refers to two subject matters which are not equal yet share similar values.

For instance: Apples & Oranges. Both are fruits, but are not equal.

Bob: I love Apples.
John: Don't you mean Oranges?
Bob: Same Difference

>:I Going to go rub this in my mothers face now, it has always annoyed me the way she says "same difference" instead of "same thing."

Well, this is awkward. :I

Frankly, as a reader, I'd like to see more AI robots/androids/machines paired with humans.
What would you like to see more of?

I used to frequently get myself off on the pommel of my saddle during a good horse trek.
Oh boy, the gallops were amazing~<3
But basically everyone knows what you're doing, since you have to sit very far forward on the saddle.
But~ basically everyone did it, still made it slightly embarrassing, however.

How often do u Masturbate?

- It can vary depending on what time of the month it is or if I'm having trouble sleeping.

what is your record times in a day

- I think about five times? I could probably go for more.

how long do you normaly last?

- Five minutes is the usual. about 30 seconds if I'm watching porn.

how you ever used a sex toy or a object?
if so what did you use?

- Yes, I use a rabbit vibrator and a standard clitoral vibrator. x3

Place you usually do it?

- In bed.

How many fingers do you put?

- One or two.

Do you like watch porn?
What kind of porn?

- Yes, cream-pies or DP. x3 Cream-pie DP's<3

Has anyone caught you?

- Not that I know of.

Do you masturbated in a public place?
what place?

- Nope. xD I masturbated in the family barn once, but I don't know if that classifies as public.

"Can that many really fit in that tight little hole?!"

"The shocker...? Oh! I thought my boyfriend was just doing a weird Vulcan hand sign!"

If it's something scientific, like the maximum velocity of yogurt floating in space, I probably wouldn't care because I don't know what that is in the first place. That would probably only serve to annoy the few people that actually know that. But it would certainly annoy me if we simply threw two people together into an elevator, it jams, and they just start to rut like wild baboons. I'd probably still read it, but it would be an agitated orgasm. The only thing that would make me completely abandon a story because of the ludicrousness of the situation would have to be eye-rolling worthy. Like a group of young, sprightly cheerleaders decided to gang rape the old senile janitor or something.

I like to know why things are happening and that they are happening because of a good and believable reason.

If the janitor looked like Brad Pitt and he'd actually secretly been screwing all the cheerleaders before and they had just found out he had been playing them against each other. They decide to get revenge by gang-banging him into unconsciousness, well, I'd probably read that because it seems viable.

A 19-year-old enjoys the talents of her new Android. All characters are over the age of 19. Thanks to Darksage for editing, once again. -- The cool, plastic countertop did little to cool Sophie's flushed body as she cried out in ecstasy. Her red flushed bosom pushed onto the cold surface along with the side of her face, her arms haphazardly strewn across it in disregard. Her left...

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A 19-year-old enjoys the talents of her new Android. This is one of my pre-existing characters, Sophie, a nineteen year old. I had this idea for her, so I thought I would cross her over into a Sci-Fi for a short interlude My Thanks go out to Darksage, my excellent editor for this story. -- The year, 2100, was a beautiful place and time to exist. Pollution was non existent, the threat...

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An 18 year old girl fucking her way through the supernatural. ALL PEOPLE ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTS OR ANYTHING OF SEXUAL NATURE ARE ALL OF THE AGE OF 18 OR OLDER, THE MAIN CHARACTER IS 18, IF THIS IS NOT THE LEGAL AGE TO CONSENT TO SEX IN YOUR AREA OR COUNTRY, DO NOT READ. This is a STORY, there will be more then one chapter. You may read this and think there is no plot, but a good plot...

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