I just wear out my favourite rabbit

my mum is on the plump side and one morning came out of her room in the nude to answer the telephone.
the telephone was on the first floor landing. As she was answering the telephone my brother who is twenty two, walked out of the kitchen on the ground floor,looked up the stairs and spotted mum. My mother saw him and let out a scream and rushed back into her bedroom.
Later that night we were all sat around the table having our evening meal. My brother, who is naturaly drole, said, "I don't know what that was you were wearing this morning, MUM, but you might have ironed it first.

oh shit, I wish I had read this form before I went and posted MY picture. Nice topic lets have some more like it.

hi again and thanks for your replies, probably take cherries advice and visit a club of some description, thanks cherryrebel. Any good places near Blackpool? going for to get some inspiration next month.

ok, let's cut the fun and let's get serious, surely somebody's been to a cinema that shows porn, or are all the writers of erotic stories just making it up? I was hoping to have some fun and getting a bit of inside information so as to be prepared, if you get the drift. Loose clothing for easy access, or is that just a pipe dream? Come on now, don't be shy.

sounds like a Balls of Steel reply lol

got me all red now Dirty but a great idea, think I would get away with my birthday suit?

Hi all, I am thinking of visiting a sex cinema, anyone been to one?, what can i expect and what should I wear?

Hello again, this is a true story from our past. I don’t know how many readers will remember the old cinemas/ picture houses, where you could pay your entrance fee and then spend the whole day or night watching the movies over and over again. It was one summers day during 19.. The cinema we visited was in Edinburgh's sleazy district and featured mostly soft porn type films. We paid...

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The cottage part one   It was a grey and gloomy sky that seemed to reach down and chill your very heart as we drove through Edinburgh. Tom and I were on our way to a xmas party.   This was to be, no ordinary party. Finally we approached the entrance to the driveway that led up to Mark’s cottage.   Small flurries of snowflakes were falling as we...

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First encounter To say that I was excited was an understatement. It was my eighteenth birthday and we were going to visit my uncle and aunt who had recently bought a villa in the south of France. Their son, Mark, my only cousin who is nineteen, had taken time off his work to be our guide. Mark spoke fluent French so that would be a huge asset as mum and dad didn’t speak a word of the...

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Shopping in Manchester   Tom and I had trailed around the shops in Edinburgh, looking for some sexy outfits for Marks party. We just couldn’t find anything that grabbed our attention.   Oh there were loads of nice things, but nothing that made us shout, “Eureka”, if you know what I mean.   The last shop we entered, we started chatting, well, I...

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Mark looked at me in a bewildered way, but cottoned on fast.   “Yes,” said Mark, “your wife has a lovely body, you’re a very lucky guy.”   “Well I don’t mind if you want to feel her body,” said Tom. I couldn’t believe my ears, what the hell’s got into Tom?   Tom lay back, closing his eyes.   “Are you tired,” I asked.   “Just a bit,” said Tom, “This is so relaxing.” ...

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  Day in Edinburgh   Tom, my hubby and soul mate, surprised me by offering to take me on a shopping spree to Edinburgh. Now if there is something I love more than shopping, it’s shopping in Edinburgh. The day had been lovely and warm and Tom was laden with my purchases. As we entered Princess Street from our fortieth shop, a sudden...

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That evening, we again visited the same restaurant, both dressed in a similar fashion as the night before.   We were again, warmly greeted on our arrival and ushered to our front row table.   Although I didn’t flash my naked boobs, there was more than enough bare flesh on show to get quite a few admiring glances.   Andy, the waiter who had told Shilla that...

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We slept until almost ten thirty; even the sun beating through the patio doors didn’t disturb us.   After showering, we dressed a little bit more conservedly then headed for the nearest restaurant serving a full English breakfast.   After breakfast we boarded one of the many mini buses and headed into town.   By four o clock we were laden down with bags of...

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  The Manager greeted us with a huge smile and said, “welcome Shilla, so nice to see you again, but where is Ron?”   Shilla introduced me then explained about Ron’s accident and that I had come on holiday in his place.   “ Oh so sorry to hear that, hope he is better soon,” then he turned to me and said,” most welcome to you, enjoy your meal.”  ...

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Four weeks had passed since the party at shillas’ house when suddenly the phone rang jolting me out of my daydreams.   It was Shilla, hi Eve, I’ve got your party goodies and I have something to tell you when you come over to pick them up.   Shilla was at her best, hiding information, always making a mystery out of everything.   I said I would call over at eight o clock as Tom would be...

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