Topic Name That Movie Quote
Posted 10 Apr 2011 13:21
@EroticBarbie: Monty Python's the Life of Brian?
"Well if he's so fuckin' smart, how come he's so fuckin' dead?"
Topic Name That Movie Quote
Posted 23 Mar 2011 09:31
Here's an easy one:
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
Topic Twelve Days of Lush-mas
Posted 12 Dec 2010 09:28
On the 7th day of Lushmas my true love gave to me...
seven babes a-blowin'
Six Lush Ladies Licking,
FIVE GLASS DILDOS,
four swapping swingers,
a three some that night,
a double penetration
& her pretty ass to spank bared over my knee.
Topic The War on Christmas
Posted 10 Dec 2010 14:58
i think people need to grow up. if someone wishes me a merry christmas, i wish them one back.
now if only we can get rid of christmas music...
Topic The animal in you.
Posted 30 Nov 2010 11:11
I am the Bat
Careers and Hobbies:
Psychiatrist
Artist
Social Worker
Archeologist
Writer
Musician
Socializing
Philosophy
Famous Bats:
Nostradamus
Gypsy Rose Lee
This is a decidedly nonconformist creature, for as an airborne personality, the bat tends to look down at the conventions of the ground animals. And yet, since it is not a true bird and has not mastered the art of smooth controlled flight, it often appears awkward in social situations (hence the phrase "acting batty"). But as compensation for this social ungainliness, many bat personalities sport a built-in radar which enables them to intuitively read the motivations of others.
Identifying bat personalities is not difficult. Being nocturnal creatures, they come alive at night and can be spotted in underground clubs or dimly lit bars. They prefer the sanctuary of dark clothing and dark corners, and you'll never see a bat sporting a heavy tan. These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life.
Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces, generally decorated in unusual but expressive ways.
A sixth sense gives bats a number of advantages in their work, and their insightful nature enables them to understand others better than they understand themselves. This intuitiveness makes bats excellent psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers and palm readers. They respond poorly to direction however, and function best as a sole practitioners in their own business. Preferring to work at night and sleep by day, a bat's job must be flexible enough to accommodate these unusual hours. A creative streak often finds them in the design and architectural fields, and their unique relationship with dark caves makes you a natural archeologist or spelunker.
Although the bat's spiritual side is always on display, they are not overly emotional. Because of their unusual and sometimes awkward approach to life they can sometimes have difficulty finding companions. However, bats respond well to anyone who shares their philosophical perspective, and they love spending long hours in deep conversation. Once they have successfully located a partner, bats prove to be both dependable and committed companions.