19 Jun 2011 09:09
Well before I go to bed just to let you know I have submitted Part I of my new series "The Botanical Beauty." I am introducing my new leading lady, Isabella Bloom. This is a "first time" love story so you will all need to be very patient. I hope it gets posted soon. I will do my best to update the old series as fast as I can.
16 Jun 2011 20:14
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
16 Jun 2011 00:03
I want to thank my coterie of fans for their votes and comments as you all truly keep me going. I never actually imagined writing this many stories, but the characters simply took off. I know my stories are long, too detailed and not everyone's cup of tea on Lush. When you start one of my stories just remember it's all about the "seduction"--- life's a journey, not a destination. Oh and also, the women get top billing and higher salaries in my fantasies....I'm just a bit player!
09 Jun 2011 09:55
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
07 Jun 2011 09:30
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
06 Jun 2011 08:17
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
02 Jun 2011 09:15
Be of love a little more careful than of anything. e. e. cummings
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. e. e. cummings
01 Jun 2011 21:26
Sorry fans....Part 5 is delayed due to technical difficulties....edit is required as warning of excessive naughtiness is posted.....will re-work in due course.
01 Jun 2011 19:14
For my small coterie of fans, just to let you know Part 5 has been submitted a few minutes ago. Let me know if you want a Part 6? or should I revert to another series? Anyways, I may go broke, but I will keep writing.....
31 May 2011 03:42
"Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!/ For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."
30 May 2011 09:56
"She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ringing continually ever since she had reached puberty."
28 May 2011 09:31
"I took her hand in mine, and we went out of the ruined place; and, as the morning mists had risen long ago when I first left the forge, so, the evening mists were rising now, and in all the broad expanse of tranquil light they showed to me, I saw no shadow of another parting from her."
27 May 2011 19:16
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
26 May 2011 06:03
Jane Burnham: Yeah, to you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones. But to me, he's just... too embarrassing to live. Angela Hayes: Your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad's actually kind of cute. Jane Burnham: Shut up. Angela Hayes: He is. If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot. Jane Burnham: Shut up! Angela Hayes: Oh, come on. Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he's got a big dick. Jane Burnham: You are so grossing me out right now. Angela Hayes: If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him.
12 May 2011 18:24
Thunder and lightning today with tropical rainstorm....rather impressive. Started the day with French Toast, Strawberries and whipped cream at the original Oriental Hotel in Hong Kong. Not the healthiest way to start the day, but was delicious. Will be doing something totally silly tonight.
08 May 2011 02:26
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings, Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
05 May 2011 19:58
I've got too many stories going....need to finish some it's just that work interferes.
15 Apr 2011 23:32
Have arrived in Cebu and am by the pool.....booked 2 dives for tomorrow.
15 Apr 2011 02:39
Getting ready to fly to the Philippines tomorrow for scuba diving and fun!
14 Apr 2011 05:32
My school UBC is WINNING! Go to Youtube and search UBC Lipdub Raise your Glass.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpp3quce1Vo&feature=related
11 Apr 2011 05:06
Looking forward to scuba diving next week.
05 Apr 2011 23:51
"Dance like no one's watching, love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on earth." --Mark Twain
31 Mar 2011 22:46
Hmmm, scored 90 on the sex fiend test. Always done well on tests....