Forum posts made by flytoomuch

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 21 Jul 2014 03:30

The competition is only just announced and Felix has stolen my inflatable sheep story? Hey actually it wasn't an inflatable "sheep" it was an inflatable Alpaca (Vicuna pacos) which isn't a "sheep" at all...its a camlid...and the long soft Alpaca hair was supposed to make the whole thing "sexy"Embarassed Embarassed ?????

Hmmmmffff.....I'm all bent out of shape. At least Felix has changed the setting to the Appalachian Mountains. Nice touch. When you steal a great idea its even better when you improve it. Well done Felix....good luck!!!

Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLA!
Posted 14 Jul 2014 19:38

Hope you have a GREAT DAY and get up to something worthy of a story (or TWO).

Topic Quotation styles with comma and colon
Posted 14 Jul 2014 08:51

John gets a cup of coffee to re-caffinate and checks the Internet for tasty kitty recipes. Hmmm this is an interesting thread????

Topic Announcing our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi Sex Stories" Competition, $150 First Prize.
Posted 12 May 2014 20:43

Stephen.....just a quick note.....we don't buy "boats".....we buy YACHTS!

Topic Announcing our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi Sex Stories" Competition, $150 First Prize.
Posted 12 May 2014 02:57

"Beam me up QUICK Scotty!! Nicola is sensing something!!" (Scotty frantically presses imaginary buttons trying, and yet failing, to assist John)

Topic Announcing our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi Sex Stories" Competition, $150 First Prize.
Posted 12 May 2014 00:55

Well this will stretch my talents at scribbles (such as they are haha). Will do my best (crosses fingers.....).

Topic Guys: ever bought your woman a vibrator? How did she like it?
Posted 11 May 2014 03:45

Yes. Once you are in an intimate relationship sex toys make wonderful playful gifts. A vibrator is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus give her two or three packs of batteries so she doesn't go bankrupt in the first two weeks giving it a road test.

Topic What is the sexiest thing a girl can wear to bed?
Posted 11 May 2014 03:41

White tank top (with erect nipple points), sexy tiny panties and stay-up stockings and a wicked playful grin.

Topic Who is the one Celeb that instantly turns you on everytime you see her?
Posted 11 May 2014 03:33

Jessica Alba....No need to cook for me. I'll hire a cook. If she looks like Jessica Alba and can operate a credit card then she qualifies for me.

Topic Drunk Teen kills four, injures nine. Gets probation.
Posted 13 Dec 2013 01:12

As a fellow lawyer I need to laugh at this guys balls. His argument is that this kid has never had any consequences……so let's keep going…..let's not have any consequences for killing four people…..let's GO BIG!! I can't believe he thought his defense of "affluenza" would ever work and he must have been totally astounded when the judge accepted the stupid argument. He will have rich clients with fucked-up irresponsible kids lined up at his door. He will have a whole team of psychologists on retainer now to prove that "affluenza" is a recognized disease.

What a fucking joke. I feel sad for the families. No sentence can bring their loved ones back.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Put a Spin on it" Story Competition
Posted 09 Dec 2013 02:51

Well my money was on Ferris Wheel so good thing I didn't go to Vegas on that one. Still great stories.

Topic Happy 7th Birthday - Lushstories.com Ranked in the Top 5000 Most Visited Sites
Posted 06 Dec 2013 20:06

Congratulations…..massive recognition. Well done!!

Topic Rest in Peace - Nelson Mandela
Posted 06 Dec 2013 05:31

It is interesting as all the leaders rush forward to bask in the limelight of the cameras that history is somewhat distorted? Britain and the USA supported the apartheid white South African regime until almost the very end. Canada (thank god) DID NOT!! Mandela remained on the USA's "terror list" until his 90th birthday (well after he had received the Nobel Prize). When Congress finally voted to call for his release Dick Cheney voted AGAINST. Mandela has been particularly scathing in his comments on USA policy in several areas of the world, but particularly in Palestine. Obama sanctions many many policies that Mandela spoke directly against, so casting yourself as his "longtime friend" is more than a bit disingenuous. Disgusting how politicians seek to profit by scavenging a dead mans legacy……a legacy of true greatness. Those who want to know what Mandela really stands for should read his writings, not listen to Obama or David Cameron.

May the great man and his incredible smile RIP.

Topic fuck me, suck me, pass?
Posted 01 Dec 2013 18:40

Sarah your nipple ring is so hot. Can I throw you on the bed and make you happy?

Topic Announcing our "Autumn Equinox" Competition Winners
Posted 30 Sep 2013 19:24

Well done......Congratulations TASH!! You know you are my favorite on here along with SITTING. Great writing and you get stronger with every effort. A writer's greatest compliment is that I'm jealous of your deft handling of your material. A well deserved recognition to cap your many fine recent stories of excellent quality. My other favorite did not get recognized, but I see her story got selected as one of this month's "picks" so some consolation I guess.

Topic Announcing our Autumn Equinox Story Competition, $200 First Prize
Posted 23 Sep 2013 07:56

Haha now that's a theme I can EMBRACE!! Luckily my hotel in Beijing does not block "Lush Stories" otherwise I'd be going through story-withdrawl. The Chinese probably got confused by the whole "Lush" concept? Flying too much is actually a pretty good theme.....perhaps "travel sex"?? I adore travel sex.

Topic Announcing our Autumn Equinox Story Competition, $200 First Prize
Posted 23 Sep 2013 07:41

I agree!! These contests are a great boost for the "creative juices" and stimulate some amazing stories. I didn't have time to write for this one, but I hope the next one is a topic up my alley. I have my favorites this time so I'll wait to see if any of them place.

Topic Favorite Ice Cream
Posted 09 Aug 2013 04:08

Travel to Bangkok. Go to the Oriental Hotel. Cross the river on their boat to the Sala Rim Nam restaurant. Have their homemade coconut ice cream served inside a young coconut with jellied palm seeds and dried coconut shaved on top: HEAVEN!!

Topic what is one weird or special thing a woman you slept with done while she orgasmed?
Posted 26 Jul 2013 22:58

Joyce. Her body arched off the bed, she became rigid and fainted. Scared the shit out of me. We laughed afterwards. This was achieved via oral and fingers.

Topic Guys, what kind of perfume or shower gel is turning you on?
Posted 28 Jun 2013 03:42

My favorite scent is 24 Faubourg by Hermes. I love hints of Vanilla and Lilac? Lavender oil in the bath or on the bed sheets is nice.

Topic PRISM, The NSA and your right to privacy
Posted 11 Jun 2013 08:49

Haha yes George Orwell is looking pretty damn prescient right now isn't he. Not a half bad writer either. ByronLord has made the point, but I'll just add my own details. Gun deaths (Americans killing Americans with their own guns) will top 33,000 in 2015 and will exceed motor vehicle fatalities. "Terrorism" is the bogey-man they are using to pick your pocket and fund their ridiculous and illegal activities. Billions are being spent and profited from for no reason whatsoever. Did these billions stop the Boston Marathon bombing? Not at all. They didn't even pick up on the photos right away. This money is being flushed down the drain and into Booz Allen's pockets. In the time it took me to write this message China has leant another $100 million or so to the USA to fund??? China has about 1 million people working on monitoring their citizens. People thought that was simply SHOCKING! Now we finally realize the USA apparently has some 1.5 million people employed with high level security clearance doing the same thing to Americans. Let's hear the same shock and criticism for Obama that is leveled at the Chinese. (Hey......you.....yes you.....wake up.....read my fucking message you high school drop out dweeb!!)

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 10 Jun 2013 19:58

Well too many.....for light humor I always like "Welcome to the party pal!" John McClane in Die Hard.

Topic Flying..who loves it, who is terrified of it
Posted 30 May 2013 00:23

Well at this point, after a few million miles, I'm pretty jaded about the time on the plane. That part I can do without. Unless of course I'm in first class with a very adventurous young lady on a 13 hour flight to London and we can get up to some mischief. I like landing. I always like arriving in a city and knowing there will be great things to discover. Even after all the times I have been to London, New York or Beijing I can always find new things to discover. That's the fun part of flying.

Topic Around the world.
Posted 16 May 2013 20:14

Ostrovnoy (Murmansk, Russia)

Topic New recommendation symbol
Posted 13 May 2013 22:52

Thumbs Up looks good! I'm easy.......whatever it looks like, I'm sure all us scribblers will aspire to one.

Topic Announcing the "Valentine's Day" Competition Winners
Posted 07 Mar 2013 01:14

Congratulations to the top 5, well done!

Topic Is it good or bad if the girl is a virgin?
Posted 03 Mar 2013 06:46

Well it's wonderful for a woman to be a virgin and to share that with a special man. For the man it is a sacred obligation to make sure it is AMAZING for her. As "first time" stories demonstrate it can be wonderful.

Topic tan lines yes or no
Posted 22 Feb 2013 02:32

Nice to know the Aussie's have outlawed socks & sandals. Civilization may be clinging by a thread, but Australia is fighting back!!

Topic Do you appreciate wine?
Posted 23 Jan 2013 21:42

Well in honor of all the gorgeous Australian women I went "Aussie" the other night. A huge tasty Aussie Rib Eye roast, rare, paired with a 98' and 02' "Dead Arm" Shiraz. Hard to say which bottle was better. The nose is so lush and rich with lots of black currant and eucalyptus. Both amazing wines and I have to respect D'Arenberg for not raising the price even though they keep getting outstanding ratings from Parker. Hard to find a better wine for US$50 if you ask me.