What is the most unique and/or embarrassing way that you've even had an orgasm?
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"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
While reading Xaviera Hollander's "the Happy Hooker". No manual stimulation what so ever.....just written word...OHH that was great!! That is the reason I LOVE to read and write Erotica.
LOL!!! I've had WAY too many embarrassing orgasms.
This one was last week. I wore my smartballs on my 3km walk to the hospital. Lots of stepping up, stepping down. And lots of pot holes to jump over. So those balls were getting a work out. I was drenched by the time I made it to the hospital. Plus it was literally freezing outside, and for some strange reason, whenever my thighs get super cold, I get even more turned on.
So I get to the hospital, and get an evil notion in my head. Climb the seven flights of stairs to my treatment room. Smartballs and stairs. BAD idea.
I get to my room, insanely turned on, and am told that I get to have an oil massage and to strip till I am just wearing my knickers. Now my knickers that day were french silk lace, so every time the massage man kneaded and massaged my arse made me groan. I do hope they thought in pain. Plus... I have discovered over the past few months I am kind of the exhibitionist, so this was not helping knowing there are quit ea few doctors in the room learning techniques. And I am there in just my knickers.
FINALLY they were finished, and my skin was all hot and sweaty, and I was starting to see all men just as possible dildo's- you know in the old cartoons? When one gets hungry? They see the cartoon character near them as a turkey or a meal? Yup. I saw everyone in the Room as a dildo. Ridged and buttons to turn up the vibrations.
Then I get into the traction machine, get strapped in, and as they started it up, pulling my arms higher, my hips lower to stretch my spine, I started shaking uncontrollably. The doctors were all freaked out thinking I was in pain. I moaned, and I groaned... do not fear. I did not blow a house down. And came hard.
I was embarrassed... of course. But I did get some VERY weird text messages (with awesome Chinglish mind you!!!!) over the next few days. Yup. And still I have to go back every day for therapy and for treatments. Damn you acupuncture!!!!!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. My most unique way was while parasailing in the Bahamas. While I did not have an orgasm, was very close. Just the thrill of being so free over the beautiful blue/green water, all the sexy bodies I saw on the beach earlier and the warm breeze on my body, my fingers instictively found their way into my shorts and I began to finger myself. I was very close to cumming but got a little nervous that if I had very intense orgasm, it could be dangerous so I stopped. But it was such and amazing feeling and would do it again but to completion next time!
I was laying in bed with my wife next to me sleeping, and fantasizing about a foxy little number on my doughters club volleyball team, I closed my eyes and flexed my member and as it rubed against my boxer shorts I became so aroused I orgasmed without touching my self physicaly...sticky mess but so strong a visual fantasy.
anyone seen that film with gerrard butler and katherine Heigel?? There's a dinner table scene in it involving a remote control vibrating thong and a posh restaurant. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to play with the controls under the table at a friend's birthday bash. I was literally like a cat sat on a hot tin roof, fidgeting and squirming all over the place. It was when my friend next to me said "Are you okay? Your face has gone all red?" I politely excused myself and removed sed thong in the loo.
My boyfriend had a huge grin on his face when I came back out.
Cherry, thank you for sharing.
I would have done the same thing if I was him. I can be a viscious tease when I want to be. :P
I can also emphasize with your predicament. It must have been horribly embarrassing for you at the time.
How do you feel about it now that you look back upon it?
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Suprisingly no one really noticed apart from that one friend and of course my boyfriend because there was so much chat and laughter going on around us! thanks be to god for that!!!
I look back on it with a racing heart and flushed cheeks. It's a moment in my relationship i think neither of us will ever forget!!! lol
xxxxxx
Can't say it is embarrassing but it might be unique...
While I was in college, I was attracted to a Old professor... He was handsome, and during his lectures quite a few times I had orgasms thinking of being with him in bed...
ahhh... but it is pretty old times now....
I was on a bus today, and fell asleep. I was having a rather steamy dream. When I woke up a little, I noticed I was rubbing myself slightly against the seat and my travel partner was looking at me oddly. I was extremely aroused and very sensitive so the bumpy ride was delightfully torturous if a little awkward.
