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What are some of the craziest things you have put in your pussy or ways you have masturbated?

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Leiza350
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lollipop
Popsicle
banana
masturbated on tractor seat
usen und electric tens unit.
qurted whip creqm...got it licked out.
put in a balloon, und filled it with warm water ..tied knot in it ....
who knows ...lol
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Banana, cucumber, flashlight, bed post, gear shift in a car
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Miss Daisy; Would you be so kind as to enlighten us..Colt 45. Is that a hand gun? or could that be a name of a beer ? Already know.
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nice thread..... thanks for the education.
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Cucumber, beer bottle, wine bottle, and golf ball.
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Gear shift, deodorant can, beer bottle, golf balls, walking stick, broom handles, iPhone, cricket bat handle, my hockey stick... Can't think of too many more weird ones
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Gear shift, deodorant can, beer bottle, golf balls, walking stick, broom handles, iPhone, cricket bat handle, my hockey stick... Can't think of too many more weird ones
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Coke bottle
strawberries
ice cubes
cucumber
banana
carrot
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orange
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As I've mentioned before, I'm pretty jealous of all the possibilities that women have to pleasure themselves. I have a plunger with a ribbed handle that I always imagine my wife using to get herself off. It is too big for my ass, otherwise I'd try it out.
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I knew a woman that was so horny and alone. She couldn't satisfy herself with just her fingers. She went to the fridge and took out a wiener. Yrp. Worked well until she got a bit carried away with it and it broke off inside her cunt! Took a trip to the doc to fish it out!!
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Your toothbrush.


Could you do it again, I wore that one out and had to get another. It doesn't taste nearly as good!
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When I was young,cucumber, brush handle...then I found a vibe in my moms closet! As I got older, had a lot of strange men in there, lol
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Candles, cucumbers, zucchinis, hairbrush handle, bananas with condoms on them, plastic tampon tubes.
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Pencils,Textas,brush handle,coke bottle ,beer bottle,deodorant can,hockey stick handle,a bumpy glass ornament,banana,cucumber,,,,