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What was the weirdist thing that you have ever used for Masturbation?

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I fired an Allen key up my butt a few times. Other than that, I've wanked with a pair of leather gloves and rolled my cock up in a porno magazine and fucked that.
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A candle - not original i know but i had coloured it myself at one of the local visitor attractions that afternoon and when i got home i was hot and horny so i thought it would be a shame to waste it - mind the coloured wax started to run !!
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when i was young it was a pencil case at school then when i was 17i used choclet but it melted then last week i found the best was a warm light bulb
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Recently I was listening to a erotic audiobook while swimming laps (waterproof case) and just had to replay a good scene I heard in the shower. My tall travel shampoo bottle was on hand and worked nicely. I have lemon juicer that has a golf ball shaped weighted handle that I bought because it looked like a toy. That works nicely too.
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My hair spray can
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Well one afternoon I was playing on with a very sexy guy, and I was using my fingers.
But I wanted something more.....
I spotted a glass paperweight in the shape of a mushroom

Oh was that just wonderful

I bought several glass dildo s after that play session
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smile You still make me smile from ear to ear hun just thinking of it. all i can say is lucky bloody mushroom paperweight. xx oh and lucky me xx
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cucumber and/or door knob lol. yes it is possible and it felt great lol
I'm a str8 forward, spicy and ruthless kuntry gal, think you can handle me?
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when i was still experimenting i would use tv remotes, phones, my brothers x box controller, moms dildo ( i found it accidently), bannanas, brothers toys, glowsticks
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I had a girl who once used the gear stick in my car smile I had dared her to do it and I thought it was amazing! She rather enjoyed it too but she also enjoyed carrot, cucumber, hairbrush handle and bottles.

For me I've used carrot, candles, ice cream
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before i could buy toys, my electric toothbrush was my best friend lol
there are still times when i break out the toothbrush..that thing just works wonders for me
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the handle of my hair brush. It was the only thing I could find that would fit in my pussy nicely
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shower head, maybe not totaly original but it works wonders
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was thinking about a naughty story i had just read when i was cooking in my kitchen and got really horny and ended up playing with a rolling pin.... it was amazing
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When I used to live in the dorms, I borrowed a highlighter from my roommate. It was one of those thick Sharpie highlighters. Needless to say, she never got it back.

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This gonna sound really wrong, but i once used the cardboard cylinder you get inside toilet roll rolls, i put loads of Aquious cream inside of it, and put my cock in it and used it to wank (like a fleshlight i suppose...), it felt pretty good actually, but i never did it again cos it made a mess. Standard...

Ok im really embarressed now so i'll be going, and wont be speaking to anybody for a several weeks...lol...

And ive just realised this is ask the gals.....shoot me please...
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This gonna sound really wrong, but i once used the cardboard cylinder you get inside toilet roll rolls, i put loads of Aquious cream inside of it, and put my cock in it and used it to wank (like a fleshlight i suppose...), it felt pretty good actually, but i never did it again cos it made a mess.


Awww, you made your very own Fifi!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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haha yes i did mate, never again though, was a bit wierd dunno what i was thinking lol
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Omg I've used loads of things. When I was younger I used the back of my electric toothbrush so many times. I thought it was amazing. I've used cucumbers, a candle, shampoo bottles lol. A few more things too
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Wearing just close fitting jeans, in a confined space and putting petrol in my car I was forced to have the filler hose between my legs. Pressing the trigger the fuel flowed and a fantastic vibration was created which was transmitted directly through to my clitoris. The resultant sensations took my breath away - I orgasmed before the tank was fully filled. Paying the bill I was tempted to ask the cashier: "how much are you selling that pump for?"
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ummmm that would be my EX WIFE.. without a doubt
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A lil stretch....I slipped in a condom and filled it with water when inside with shower hose (sans the head, of course!).....then tied the end...very very difficult...then went out for a stroll....in jeans...I was a walking orgasm....lol! Just glad it didnt break....lol! It felt like a fucking motion coz my pussy tried to push it out...felt like a penis withdrawal and the jeans pushed it back as I walked...felt like a penis insertion...