so damn funny
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hee hee so damn funny
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Why do you masturbate?
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I always wondered why I masturbate maybe because it feels so good, oh yeah it so relaxing too or just maybe it's because I want to.
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
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silly question ....
don't most people masturbate because they need to cum and there isn't someone to help 'em get off???
don't most people masturbate because they need to cum and there isn't someone to help 'em get off???
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I've noticed the television reception comes in clearer when I masterbate. Must be the friction from the rub or something like that. 
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well let's see
1- it feels soooooooooooooooooooooo good!
2- I can
3-I want too
4- it takes me to other places for a long time
5-I enjoy my body when it quivers
6-?????
1- it feels soooooooooooooooooooooo good!
2- I can
3-I want too
4- it takes me to other places for a long time
5-I enjoy my body when it quivers
6-?????
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Quote by freakycactus
I usually masturbate because I'm horny and need sexual release, other reasons include, being bored, tired but can't sleep, just woke up but don't want to get out of bed, lonely or feeling a bit blue and think it might cheer me up.
Anything really then - lol
Active Ink Slinger
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I seem to have stopped recently. Which I hadn't even realised until someone made a comment about their lack of masturbation. I'm sure normal service will resume shortly
Lurker
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It's a choice between TV reruns or...what was the question again
Rookie Scribe
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I usually do it when I'm bored or sexually frustrated. 
sherryswthrt <3
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it is the best way I know to have a want - other than getting a pretty young girl to do it
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it feels amazing
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It's just such a beautiful thing to do, the feelings and thoughts that go through my body and mind are just incredible. I don't see it as a poor second to sex as I enjoy it as much, particularly if someone else is watching. 
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At times,i find it better than sex with a lady as then,im only really interested in pleasing her,but,when hg masterbate,its purely for my own release and the best,is when im being watched as im doing it.
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Ummmmm.... Because I can!!!
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Because it feels good, it puts me to sleep and mostly it's an addiction lol
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Because it feels good and it relieves the tension I have built up
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One does what one must...
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I masticate because my mom toke me to chew my food 
OH! Masturbate
OH! Masturbate
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I'm trying to cut down... really I am! Brb
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Well, I'll start tomorrow. 
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Quote by SweetElle
One does what one must...
Nobody said this has to be done alone, love to lend a helping hand
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Well basically we are horny and there is no hard cock or tongue in sight. You are climbing the walls and cannot fall asleep, so well.......yup.....grab the trusty vibrator and impale yourself with the silicone monster while fantasizing about your Grade 12 English teacher or your dad's best friend......hehe.....just joking.
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Well we get to create the sexual experience we want inside our heads and it makes us cum in our own time
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Quote by LoftyObject45
Nobody said this has to be done alone, love to lend a helping hand
A helping hand...sounds like a plan! 
Cryptic Vigilante
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My ex-girlfriend used to masturbate for the sole purpose of making baby Jesus cry.
She didn't even enjoy it, she was just such an evil bitch.
She didn't even enjoy it, she was just such an evil bitch.
Active Ink Slinger
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Because my wife has shut up shop. Has been 18 months now. I think she has had her pussy lips sewn together
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How about because I'M horny & I cant find anyone to have sex with at the spur of the moment. Or is that spurt of the moment? Hmmmm.
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Why?
Hmm...because if feels right...and I'm horny...and I like it...and...
...does a reason need to exist?
Hmm...because if feels right...and I'm horny...and I like it...and...
...does a reason need to exist?