I once dozed off at work and woke up with one of those big, snap-your-head-forward-and-lurch-to-your-feet, "where the hell am I???" kinda movements. The worst part was that I had a huge case of morning wood poking at my crotch. Thankfully the all guys at work only teased me about it for...well, I still hear about it. I gotta get a new job. LOL
walking through the office at work lol
Shouldn't be embarrassed.
Erections are great!
In front of my ex wife when I'm with my girlfriend..
I've been in the shower of the men's locker room after working out at the local gym and have been thinking about an erotic story from Lush. Next thing I know I am sporting wood. It's happened several times now and each time it is quite embarrassing!
I knew some kids who slipped Viagra into their buddy's drink at a beach. Can't think of anything more embarrassing than that, that I've seen.
What's to be embarrsed about...
OhGod I'm loving some of these answers!
I have to cast my vote with the ever-embarrassing massage boner at roll-over time (happens to me every damned time... don't think about popping a rod, Don't think about popping a rod, DON'T think about popping a rod...), and the prostate exam/massage erection. My urologist IS a female, and not too bad looking, either (in fact, I'm sitting there thinking, "I'd do her, damned sure!" and ten minutes later, I've got her finger up my arse to the knuckle, and this monstrous, drooling erection I could HUNT with, as she massages my prostate (I have BPH and engorgement due to anorgasmia <can't come>). This is embarrassment of the highest order. It ALWAYS happens, I ALWAYS turn lobster-red and lose coherent speech, and she ALWAYS treats it with compassionate humor. Damn, I keep hoping for more!
I am a plumber and check my lush at work so getting a hard on with a bunch of constructions guys around is pretty bad! Just gotta turn and tuck haha.
Another time I was on vacation with my female cousins and I didn't think anyonw was up so I walked out of my room sporting a morning wood in my boxers....
At a party, a friend and I were play-wrestling. I had her in a (playful) headlock and she started squirming around, her behind rubbing all over my crotch area. I swear everyone was staring at my dick the rest of the night. But I've got nothing to be ashamed of ;)
At a party, a friend and I were play-wrestling. I had her in a (playful) headlock and she started squirming around, her behind rubbing all over my crotch area. I swear everyone was staring at my dick the rest of the night. But I've got nothing to be ashamed of ;)
Storm chasing one night. Girl who begged me for months to ride along went that night. She was being kinda flirty most of the night. About the time I got a boner, a highway patrol officer opened the door and got in the truck to check out the weather. Don't know if he ever noticed, but it sure ruined the mood..
I fell asleep on a train one morning and when I awoke it was to the sound of school girls giggling at my obvious erection. I exited the carriage very quickly.
If you read my profile, you will find out that I am a musician, and in a concert where i was a featured soloist, I got and erection in my tux...soooooo embarrassing.
Watching a movie with you partner and her parents. But I think the prostate exam tops the cake.
There are some nice ones. But how about with your lesbian friend as she talks about her dislike of penis Loos jeans saved me. Until I had to get up and walk. Thank goodness for her girlfriend to be a distraction.
At the spa when I was getting a massage. What an experience. Whooo!
dancing with the mother-in-law
OK I know I am not a man but I work in a mens prison and I have a group of men that work for me I know that they watch my every move during the day I have one young Black inmate that I have as my go to guy he helps me with all my paper work. so I had been working hands on with a couple inmates and I had been bent over and I had been wiggling trying to get something done. I had straightened myself up and walked back to my post. I needed him to come over to me and explain to me where he had gotten those figures and he refused to walk over or stand up so I of course stood up and and gave him a direct order and told him what would happen if he didn't comply. so when the inmate finally does walk over to me. I can see why he didn't want to walk over, and OMG it was about a good 12 inches long and about as thick as my wrist.. the poor guy had the boner of a life time and all the guys started dogging on him.. I didnt know what to say or do I definitely could not keep my eyes off of his erection. so I smiled and asked him if he would like a moment to himself in the bathroom and sent him to the bathroom ....I still have not said a word about it and he keeps himself in front of me at all times now..
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom" it would have to be at work.....and getting messages from a lushite !!!
I was at work the other day, in my office, minutes from going into a meeting, when I was chatting with a certain, awesome lushketeer who gave me such a hardon! After signing off, my cock just wouldn't go down. I walked into that meeting a couple of minutes late with a very noticable bulge in my pants. Very embarrassing....but worth it!!
I had just gotten in the shower (big open, glass shower) at my girlfriend's house. I was excited just thiking about her, so I was hard as a rcok. I wasn't playing with myself, just soaping up, when and her mom walked in on me. Pretty damn embarrassing.
I used to do a lot of acting in high school school and, although this never happened to me, I was always really worried about getting hard while on stage. Luckily, I never had any roles with love interests.
I get erections quite a lot just when I'm out and about when I'm thinking of ideas for Lush stories. They usually go unnoticed thanks to baggy t-shirts and loose-fitting trousers, and if worst comes to worst I can tuck it up inside my waistband relatively inconspicuously, but there has been a lot of potential for embarrassment.
when in a train and its too crowded-- one girl accidentally hit my cock in her big ass
When I was 12 weeks pregnant with my second child, I had a new doctor. I was his first solo exam. I had to walk him through all of it. Including the breast exam. I noticed he spent a little more time than usual but I figured he was just learning. When he got up to leave I realzed he had been trying to hide his errection. I felt bad for the guy. He was young, cute, and oh so red faced.
At work a lady I worked with a little younger then me VERY SEXY body. Walked by me and brushed my member with her ass. Had to take a moment to regain my composer but it wouldn't go down. I noticed her staring at me all night tho but she NEVER said anyhtning.
