It is nearly four years since I started publishing my novel Alison Goes to London here on Lush - all about young Alison Bates travelling to the big city to study at the Royal Academy of Fucking, and what ensues thereafter. Opinion was divided on the merits of the work. Some Very Important People called it "hyperbolic… insecure", "vulgar", "disgusting” and "not erotic in the slightest.” But those who actually read the novel called it:
“the coolest erotic story/series I’ve ever read… I kinda feel like I did when I finished Parks and Recreation or Friends… a masterpiece from top to bottom.” (CarltonStJames)
“a truly delectable read… beautiful… just keeps getting better and better… You, my friend, are an excellent author!” (El_Henke)
“one of the most original, exhilarating and facetious pieces of writing I’ve read in a long time! … Thank you so much for such a fucktastic saga, through and through!” (AvidlyCurious)
“tremendously well-written… Bravo… consider me sold.” (Jaymal)
“Fucking! Absolutely fucking! The whole novel, of course…” (StarBelliedBoy)
There were several requests for follow-ups. The most frequent one was, "What happened next to Alison, Claire and Bradley?" - which question I answered in my Christmas special Claire's Cunt Kitchen. But then there was another flurry of questions, not just "What happened after that?" (i.e. another sequel, please), but also "How did this all begin?" (i.e. a prequel). Not one to shirk a challenge, I have spent the past year writing an Alison "ambiquel" (prequel plus sequel combined 😉) - concentrating on the origins, as well the later life, of some of your favourite Alison characters: the utterly inspirational Professor Emma Jane Cuntslicker, the delightfully chavvy anal fuckslut Riley Throstlethwaite, the evil and sadistic Dr Hildegard Fotzenficker - and of course Alison & Rob and their family.
As it centres on the early life of Professor Cuntslicker, this ambiquel will be entitled Young Cunts - and Act One of it is in the queue as we speak. If it gets past the powers that be (never to be taken for granted), please have a shufti!
More later...
xx Grusha
