Remember Riley from Alison Goes to London - the schoolgirl piece of "proper posh totty" with the anal gape to end all anal gapes? Her origins have always been obscure - though we know her mother is a respectable "two-bit whore" who works at the gloryhole station on Maryleboner Road; and that she once had a father who "pissed off years ago", leaving her mother with some alimony money with which to GM their daughter's asshole. Now, in this central climactic act of Alison prequel Young Cunts, we find out how her parents met, and where this most lovely of anal sluts sprang from. You will be moved to laughter and tears, I promise - and possibly even the spilling of other bodily fluids. But whose side will you end up on? Young Cunts - Act Three: Bathsheba's Tits is up now.
Wait, "Bathsheba's tits" - what? Well, she was a temptress from outside the palace, falling for whom brought retribution, but eventual glory, to the King. And her son wrote great poems about tits, didn't he? Read on to find out more...
