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Calling all Tolkien lovers!

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"In a Hole in an Arse there lived a Fockit..." So begins my latest story, The Fockit, or, In and Out Again.

(N.B. This story has nothing to do with Alison, or smoking, or cursed cunts, or even opera-singing futas. No religious guilt, no dystopian futures, no social commentary - cunty-promise! It is pure comic relief - and it always good to be relieved, no?)

Bewildered? Have a read. And here's a map to help you on your way. Have fun exploring! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‡

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)

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Iโ€™ll hit it this week, Grusha! ๐Ÿ˜€

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Iโ€™ll hit it this week, Grusha! ๐Ÿ˜€

"Hit it"? Maybe just stroke it, Kimmi. Or give it a little kiss... ๐Ÿ˜‰

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)

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Quote by GrushaVashnadze

"Hit it"? Maybe just stroke it, Kimmi. Or give it a little kiss... ๐Ÿ˜‰

Oh, Iโ€™m gonna be chokinโ€™ it now, G! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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In the queue!

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In the queue!

And on the map!

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)