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Be Nicola for a day - ban anyone you like!

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nicola
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We've introduced a new feature, whereby anyone can take over my account, and do as you please, for 24 hours.

That means an all access pass. Do as you please.

Someone annoying you? Ban them for 24 hours / 2 weeks / totally.

Those who are interested in being me for a day, please send me a message!
LadySharon
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Dirty_D
Head Nurse
Oh, the places I would go. The people I would....ban. "Off with their heads!"
Guest
Lurker
anyone who is rude and doesn't play nice
Guest
Lurker
I would ban dirty martini for a day because he haven't given me a martini yet. Yes, I have a low threshold for these things.

Also, himla gao spaok fyr denna maunen!
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I don't know about this. Something just don't seem right.
cheeseball
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Letting the inmates run the asylum, eh? A bold move. Hope it works out Okay!
nicola
Matriarch
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I don't know about this. Something just don't seem right.
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by nicola
We've introduced a new feature, whereby anyone can take over my account, and do as you please, for 24 hours.

That means an all access pass. Do as you please.

Someone annoying you? Ban them for 24 hours / 2 weeks / totally.

Those who are interested in being me for a day, please send me a message!


Oh, don't tease

Lizzy in charge? Chaos ensues!
Guest
Lurker
OMG! Pick ME, Pick MEEEEEEEE! Oh the power!! I would use it only for good.... promise
MsTara
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Ohhhhh Yay, let me think, let me think... Oh I know biggrin
MsTara mmmmmmmmmm
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Well ... ban Jerseylynn for a start!! .. more to follow ...

Wait ... lets be honest if someone swaps places with you for a day I suspect their schedule would be something like:

Lay in till say 9:30
Tennis at the club followed by lunch and drinks
Sunbathing on the beach
Dinner out at a five star local restaurant
Lush for some naughty cybering
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sounds good .. will send mail.
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id ban all the guys who send me lesbo pics in wisper wen im in the chatrm , lesbos are ok but im strait, maybe even i mite be gay sumtime .. i duno but i mostly like fellas an i dont like guys thinkin i m gona be wat they want me to be, if ya know wat i mean haha
nicola
Matriarch
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These April Fools jokes are going to drive me bonkers today!




The one from LELO was great:

Dear Nicola,

In less than 1 minute the world’s first and only luxury DIY sex toy can be put together, and it’s sure to take the meaning of do-it-yourself pleasure to a whole new level!

Coinciding with LELO’s 10th anniversary, the brand’s new Pleasure Object, GӒSM, is the world’s first IKEA-style vibrator that is recharged by manual hand-crank technology. 100% eco-friendly, fully-waterproof, and ultra-powerful with 10 speeds, the GӒSM personal massager can be assembled by customer’s in the privacy and comfort of their own home.

And just as Swedish brand IKEA revolutionized the furniture industry with its innovative DIY products, LELO has tapped into its Swedish roots and applied the same creativity and expertise to create its very own DIY Pleasure Object.

Here a few of the many reasons why GӒSM will revolutionize the industry:

- 100% eco-friendly
Crafted from 100% recycled materials, its frame is made of durable compressed wood pulp, and a silky-smooth sheathe made entirely of re-purposed rubber.

- Manual hand-crank rechargeable battery
The long-lasting battery integrates manual, rotation, hand-crank technology (Allen key included) for 100% environmental-friendly recharging

- Revolutionary presentation for lower costs
GӒSM’s DIY assembly makes possible LELO’s new flat-pack boxes – traditionally use for self-assemble furniture – passing the packaging and shipping costs saved directly to consumers.

- Easy-to-assemble
GӒSM can be put together in as little as 1 minute, according to consumer testing respondents who claimed they are “not very good” at completing puzzles.


GӒSM is only available through April 1st, so if you would like more information please feel free to get in touch. Hope all is well, and I look forward to hearing back from you soon.
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The one from LELO was great:

Dear Nicola,

In less than 1 minute the world’s first and only luxury DIY sex toy can be put together, and it’s sure to take the meaning of do-it-yourself pleasure to a whole new level!

Coinciding with LELO’s 10th anniversary, the brand’s new Pleasure Object, GӒSM, is the world’s first IKEA-style vibrator that is recharged by manual hand-crank technology. 100% eco-friendly, fully-waterproof, and ultra-powerful with 10 speeds, the GӒSM personal massager can be assembled by customer’s in the privacy and comfort of their own home.

And just as Swedish brand IKEA revolutionized the furniture industry with its innovative DIY products, LELO has tapped into its Swedish roots and applied the same creativity and expertise to create its very own DIY Pleasure Object.

Here a few of the many reasons why GӒSM will revolutionize the industry:

- 100% eco-friendly
Crafted from 100% recycled materials, its frame is made of durable compressed wood pulp, and a silky-smooth sheathe made entirely of re-purposed rubber.

- Manual hand-crank rechargeable battery
The long-lasting battery integrates manual, rotation, hand-crank technology (Allen key included) for 100% environmental-friendly recharging

- Revolutionary presentation for lower costs
GӒSM’s DIY assembly makes possible LELO’s new flat-pack boxes – traditionally use for self-assemble furniture – passing the packaging and shipping costs saved directly to consumers.

- Easy-to-assemble
GӒSM can be put together in as little as 1 minute, according to consumer testing respondents who claimed they are “not very good” at completing puzzles.


GӒSM is only available through April 1st, so if you would like more information please feel free to get in touch. Hope all is well, and I look forward to hearing back from you soon.


I'm enjoying the irony that you'll end up with a sex toy that lacks a few screws to be complete and functional....
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
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I would ban dirty martini for a day because he haven't given me a martini yet. Yes, I have a low threshold for these things.



Hmmm, do I have the "honor" of being the first member mentioned in the ban thread? I think I should get a badge for that, or something...at least a potato...

Anyway, if I took over Nicola's job for a day, and decided I really, really liked it...I guess I would have to permanently ban Nicola, right? Makes perfect sense to me...

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DLizze
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(Puts down his coffe cup and the evening paper he was reading, and takes off his glasses) HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!!!
(shor pause, while he scratches his head)
Is this some sort of April Fool's joke or something? I mean, really. Com'on now.
(Scratches his head again, and gathers his brow in a perplexed frown)
I don't understand. Why on God's earth would I want to ban someone I LIKED?
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster