Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways??
an apple a day keeps the dr. away
wht on earth im doin here
why have I got a kanji character in my address bar?
I love my work.... but on SUNDAYS???????//
I am not an Aardvark. But Silky makes me........ siggghhhhhh
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
The Aztecs sacrificed virgins
Retirement aint all its cracked up to be
i wonder when i will next be horny again!
Everything happens for a reason. Live for the moment and have no regrets.
Why does trouble always come with a capital T?
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
In China there's a horse named Thailand.
imagine sex in zero gravity
If,-
Crime Fighters fight crime,
And Fire Fighters fight fire,
Then what do Freedom Fighters fight?
Why is it that we start life in diapers and end it wearing diapers?
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
no shoes no shirt no service
It's five o'clock somewhere.
Supercallifragilistickexpialidocious -
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on potato salad.