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paddy and murphy fancy a pint but only have a euro between them, paddy goes off and buys a sausage, murphy says are you mad ? now we'r skint!,come on says pady follow me, they go into the pub order 2 pints and drink them before paying,pady shoves the sausage through the zipper of his jeans and tells murphy to get down on his knees and suck it,, the barman goes berserk and throws them out,,10 pubs and 10 pints later murphy says i cant do this any more my knees are sore and i'm pissed,,how do you think i feel says paddy ,i cant even remember which pub i lost the sausage in ,,,,,,