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Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
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Now that's a banana on which I could go down. Actually I'll go down on any banana lol
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The ice cream truck is outside because it's 82° here! Happy December, y'all!!
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I can't do a blessed thing with my hair. Wanted to curl it, out of curiosity. Result: you're better off not knowing. It'd scare ya. I'll just stick to washing and brushing, that's all the styling I need, or can do. I just wonder what I'd look like with curls.
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 i really wish i knew the story behind this pic!
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jollylolly wrote:i really wish i knew the story behind this pic! Damn, looks like you've discovered my true form! I may have to silence you somehow...
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Gurlyboy wrote:
Damn, looks like you've discovered my true form! I may have to silence you somehow...
oh you would've gotten away with your clever disguise if it weren't for my meddling!
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jollylolly wrote:
oh you would've gotten away with your clever disguise if it weren't for my meddling!
I'll just use a different disguise. Or I'll seduce you into hush-hush, whatever works best.
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Nothing better than sitting in bed, swaddled in covers, browsing Lush and drinking cheap brandy to escape the biting cold air. Wait, add some chatter to that and you've got a really good combo, apart from the biting cold, that's no good, but the good chatter might warm things up a bit.
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Gurlyboy wrote:
I'll just use a different disguise. Or I'll seduce you into hush-hush, whatever works best.
just do both Andrew 
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"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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jollylolly wrote:just do both Andrew Aye-aye cap'n!
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A thought occurred to me: if you're having sex with someone with multiple personality disorder and they changed into another of their personae in the middle of sex, would that mean you're having group sex?
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Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only At Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
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# 10, 11, 13 and 19 are my particular favorites!!  hiddentalent01 wrote:Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only At Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
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Trinket wrote:# 10, 11, 13 and 19 are my particular favorites!! So, are you a regular nut gobbler?
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 Quite enticing... 
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
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Anyone got any brains? I'm fixing for a snack.
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I'm almost done my submission for the 2012 Phenomenon contest. . .it's basically writing itself. 
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Doltish Dave dashed to Do Darling Dora. Or something alliterative.
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Right, this is my last forum post before I deactivate. Goodbye for now. Like the terminator, I'll be back.
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