|
|
Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 8/18/2012
Posts: -33
|
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/26/2012
Posts: 1,100
Location: Running through your imagination, in stockings and
|
|
|
 
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,156
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
|
I would adjust by staying naked.. 
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 10,591
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
|
Do you stay up nights thinking of these questions or are they just spontaneous thoughts? 
|
|
Rank: CurlyFries
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 955
Location: Spudville, United States
|
You watch too many bad romantic comedies.  Call a friend to bring me clothes.
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
|
|
Rank: Mazztastic
Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 1,287
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
|
CurlyGirly wrote:You watch too many bad romantic comedies. Call a friend to bring me clothes. God, not AGAIN, CG!! I'm sick of these late night naked calls from you!!! (I told you, there are parcels of clothing strategically placed around the town... ) 
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story...  Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,156
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
|
Mazza wrote:God, not AGAIN, CG!! I'm sick of these late night naked calls from you!!! (I told you, there are parcels of clothing strategically placed around the town... ) ummmm no there's not Mazz, I have a habit of sleep-walking naked in the middle of the night and have used most of those clothes at the dropoff points.... sorry....
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/19/2011
Posts: 737
Location: where bugs die
|
what child would do that??sigh
wrap the blanket around me and tell them to go f themselves and grow up!
|
|
Rank: Mazztastic
Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 1,287
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
|
Trinket wrote:
ummmm no there's not Mazz, I have a habit of sleep-walking naked in the middle of the night and have used most of those clothes at the dropoff points.... sorry....
Dammit!! I thought that CG must have been being very careless... God, you guys are running me ragged!!!  I've run out of the sexy stuff, but then it has been a bit chilly...
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,920
Location: United Kingdom
|
|
|
Rank: CurlyFries
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 955
Location: Spudville, United States
|
Mazza wrote:Dammit!! I thought that CG must have been being very careless... God, you guys are running me ragged!!! I've run out of the sexy stuff, but then it has been a bit chilly... WTH!?! Mazz, you expect those to fit me? They're gonna be way too small!! Seriously, this will be my 3rd strike for naked J-walking if I'm caught again. We gotta work out a better plan...
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 10,591
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
|
CurlyGirly wrote:WTH!?! Mazz, you expect those to fit me? They're gonna be way too small!! Seriously, this will be my 3rd strike for naked J-walking if I'm caught again. We gotta work out a better plan... How About These? HAHA
|
|
Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,396
Location: Oz, United States
|
like... all my clothes? i mean, one of 4 scenarios. one: we're at my place, he runs away with the clothes i was wearing, i put on something from the closet, call him up, tell him he's a douchebag and never to call me again. two: we're at my place, he runs away with ALL my clothes. EVERYTHING. he must have had a van or something and a lot of time where i was drugged not to have noticed it. i call a friend, have them bring me something to wear, i call the cops, have him arrested for stealing. call him, tell him he's a douchebag and never to call me again. there: we're at his place, he runs away with my clothes. i put on one of his tee shirts, a pair of his boxers, trash his place, drink all his beer, piss on his sheets and his pillow, write 'You're a douchebag" on the screen of his TV, go home, and never call him again. four: we're at a hotel, he runs off with my stuff, i call a friend, have them bring over a spare change of clothes, fuck up the room (which is on HIS credit card), call his mom, tell him i'm a prostitute and her son stiffed me $150 dollars, tell her he's a douchebag and that i have an STD so he should probably have it checked out.
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
|
|
Rank: Detention Seeker
Joined: 8/17/2010
Posts: 733
Location: Over your Knee Screaming and Kicking!, United King
|
As long as they don't take my mobile phone it wouldn't be much of a problem, well not unless i was still tied up at the time.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/31/2012
Posts: 397
Location: Bare Beach USA, United States
|
Does that mean I get to walk down the street in the nude. MMM just what an exhibitions dreams of!
The girl who started early at this game of sexual pleasure, This girl that never seems to get as much as she wants, at least from the right people. But now certainly the woman that will test all the paths of pleasure with you.
|
|
Rank: Wine Connoisseur
Joined: 6/28/2008
Posts: 141
Location: Hunter Valley, Australia
|
That is a very broad question, so the answer depends on where you are at the time. Here are 3 scenarios on how I would handle the situation.
1 - If I was at my place there would be no issue as I have all my clothes there and i could change into new clean clothes. I would phone him up and tell him to bring them back when he learns to grow up.
2 - If I were at his house and he took my clothes and ran away and I needed to get home and I never had a car; then I would call the cops and tell them that some pervert stole my clothes and would they please come around and take me home.
3 - If we were holidaying together and staying in a hotel, I would take the elevator in the nude and go to see the concierge. I would ask him to please phone the police to come over and charge the guy with theft and assault and to bring over some new clothes.
If my partner did it a second time, he would no longer be my partner.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/4/2011
Posts: 229
Location: United States
|
I would smack my forehead and think...."I remember that question that dufus asked on fetlife that time. I should have paid more attention."
|
|
Rank: The Linebacker
Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 3,302
Location: Atlanta, United States
|
Obviously I'd react NUDELY. Then inform her that she is an ex-partner and be on my merry but naked way. 
Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspxOr my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 630
Location: Home, United States
|
sprite wrote:like... all my clothes? i mean, one of 4 scenarios.
one: we're at my place, he runs away with the clothes i was wearing, i put on something from the closet, call him up, tell him he's a douchebag and never to call me again.
two: we're at my place, he runs away with ALL my clothes. EVERYTHING. he must have had a van or something and a lot of time where i was drugged not to have noticed it. i call a friend, have them bring me something to wear, i call the cops, have him arrested for stealing. call him, tell him he's a douchebag and never to call me again.
there: we're at his place, he runs away with my clothes. i put on one of his tee shirts, a pair of his boxers, trash his place, drink all his beer, piss on his sheets and his pillow, write 'You're a douchebag" on the screen of his TV, go home, and never call him again.
four: we're at a hotel, he runs off with my stuff, i call a friend, have them bring over a spare change of clothes, fuck up the room (which is on HIS credit card), call his mom, tell him i'm a prostitute and her son stiffed me $150 dollars, tell her he's a douchebag and that i have an STD so he should probably have it checked out. Yeah, what she says, and may do the things in #4 and a few other things anyway.
|
|
|
Guest |